not to quote a monty python song but

Spiral Zer0 · Post by **Spiral Zer0** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:20 pm

in this thread we talk about how much we love our wangs.

discuss.

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:26 am

I love mine quite a lot. I often stroke it and pet it, and often dress it in an assortment of natty coats.

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:42 am

I like to show mine to anyone interested in looking at it.
I wash it and moisturize it thoroughly twice a day and keep it in healthy good working order.
I never use it unprotected in dangerous environments.
It' my buddy and my pal when all other friends fail.
I have loved it all of my life.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:39 am

I'm on reasonably good terms with mine, but I think it needs a shave. Also, it occasionally causes mild difficulties when I'm on a halfway-tight schedule ...

Spiral Zer0 · Post by **Spiral Zer0** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:49 pm

I also forgot to mention that the ladies are more than welcome to mention why breasts are superior.

I have so many fond memories with my wang, putting out a fire in an orphanage, saving baby kittens from trees, beating the crap out of superman green lantern and chuck noris at the same time.

yep, good shit

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:43 pm

jerry wrote:I like to show mine to anyone interested in looking at it.
...

Pics or GTFO

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:12 pm

I want to penis-fence one day.

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:11 pm

Well, going by my lover's praise, my breasts are perfectly sized, perfectly shaped, just the right amount of perkiness, and the aereolae are a beautiful color, shape, and size.

In other words, he thinks my breasts are perfect. Would you all like me to post a pic of said breasts to see if you agree?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:58 pm

Yes please!

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:13 pm

you don't even really need to ask that question.

you should know that we would very much like to see your breasts.

-halo

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:51 pm

Okay then, dumb question; where's a place I can upload said picture? I thought it was pornodumpster.com; is that the wrong URL?

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:06 pm

You're probably thinking of freeporndumpster.com

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:37 pm

Spiral Zero wrote:I also forgot to mention that the ladies are more than welcome to mention why breasts are superior.

One is not better than the other. However, one nestled between the two is superior

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:37 am

MistressMaggie wrote:
jerry wrote:I like to show mine to anyone interested in looking at it.
...
Pics or GTFO

IAWTC.

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:37 am

http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0805&f=mushroom03.jpg
http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0805&f=mushroom02.jpg

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:08 am

jerry wrote:hidden...
peeping...
released...
revealed...

404ail (fail)

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:06 am

typos corrected please try again.
I'll host them elsewhere if it still doesn't work.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:14 am

jerry wrote:typos corrected please try again.

no images
just text

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:29 am

http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0805&f=mushroom03.jpg
http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0805&f=mushroom02.jpg

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:26 pm

Hawt.