I don't make a diary. I guess I just remembered a lot. There is more though. Like one time in a car ride back in 2005 I fantasised about a girl giving me a blow job. I've fantasised about that a few times actually.
Lulujayne wrote:I lose sexual fetish points for thinking of the jester from the first Discworld PC game before I thought of Harley
That little git annoyed the hell out of me.
I preferred the suffrajester in Discworld II. She was tied up, what's not to like?
"In operating system terms, what would you say the legal system is equivalent to?"
"Slow. Buggy. Uses up all allocated resources and still needs more. Windows. Definitely Windows."
~Freefall
Two chubby, busty girls wearing skimpy little booty shorts and bikini tops wrestling in a vat of chocolate pudding...with plenty of pre-match strutting from both of them.
Bending a guy over and fucking him from behind with a vibrating strapon.
Having a girl go down on me in a semi-public place (which is even more odd because I don't enjoy receiving oral)
Inviting my boyfriend over for dinner, then when he sits down, straddle him in my flowy white skirt with nothing underneath... Unzip his fly, pull out his cock and ride him, fully clothed, while dinner cooks on the stove.
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
kingofthemorlocks wrote:Two chubby, busty girls wearing skimpy little booty shorts and bikini tops wrestling in a vat of chocolate pudding...with plenty of pre-match strutting from both of them.
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
aeridus wrote:There's a reason I put All. ;) Mainly, everyone who's done at least 5 posts, because those are the people who have decided to stay here. ;)
Ah! I was thinking an orgy of multiple Ghastlys (and Trixies!), rather than denizens of this forum. <G>
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
Actually, I made the mistake of confessing to my cousin that I fantasised about her because I felt really guilty having her in my fantasies when she wasn't into me at all.
And then I tried to make it up to her by saying: "I haven't thought about you physically for at least a week now. Can we be friends again?"
Oops. Said too much.
"Leopards invade the temple and drink the wine from the chalices; this happens suddenly; in the end it was forseen that this would happen and it is incorporated into the liturgy."
-Kafka-
Vedius Pollio wrote:I fantasise about my student union president.
Me too... although I am sleeping with him....
hot dam
you mean you have a student body pres to sleep with you?
Oh fuck yeah! He's headed over here right now, although there will be no naughty business, seeing as I am out of commission for at least two more days...