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I confess that I want to eat fudge every day.
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“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
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i confess that find a woman i work with very attractive............... and it irritates me to no end.
"You know, I used to think it was awful that
life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t
it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all
the terrible things that happen to us come
because we actually deserve them? So, now
I take great comfort in the general hostility
and unfairness of the universe."
- Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t
it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all
the terrible things that happen to us come
because we actually deserve them? So, now
I take great comfort in the general hostility
and unfairness of the universe."
- Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
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I confess I've been writing a lot of one-handed fiction again. It's a very guilty pleasure. However, it seems to be one that other people seem to enjoy, since I've been getting loads of Depp fangirls wanking to it...
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Iya! Iya! Surf's up, dude!
It's been said that in the event of nuclear holocaust, only two things on Earth are likely to survive: cockroaches and Keith Richards. --Frontline News.

It's been said that in the event of nuclear holocaust, only two things on Earth are likely to survive: cockroaches and Keith Richards. --Frontline News.
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a.k.a. Spot (a) RoD?RavenxDrake wrote:I confess that phrase made me want to start the loosely affiliated International Coalition for the Advancement of How to Spot a Discordian from Quite a Long Ways Off.WangyJohn wrote:I confess that I'm currently contemplating starting the Finnish National Organisation for Recognition of Discordianism.Kittyboymuffin wrote:In a philosophy class today, I found (amongst all the other desk graffiti), the words "God is gay." I confess that I scribbled out "gay" and wrote "a lesbian". Then added "or bi."
I confess to imagining Eris Discordia (a) if she existed, (b) if the gods worked on a "change according to their believers' beliefs/lack thereof" I've seen in a bunch of fantasy stories, and (c) after Discordianism has gotten to her ... as behaving rather like Excel Excel. I also confess to having impure thoughts about her, thus envisioned.
No-one got the acronym, or got it but didn't think it was all that clever?
Anyway, i wanted to do one of KALLISTI, but it doesn't have a D or E in it, so that makes it a bit difficult.
Anyway, i wanted to do one of KALLISTI, but it doesn't have a D or E in it, so that makes it a bit difficult.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
I confess I like to dance when no-one's watching. Mostly because I look kinda awkward whilst doing it.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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I confess that I can't think of anything naughty involving the Weighted Companion Cube without adding things to it (i.e. making it open up and reveal tentacles and stuff).
I confess that my latest anime lust object is Miku Hatsune, and that I have an idea for a naughty story involving her trying to escape from assassins/censors, and getting put into bondage by software pirates. I can't find any hentai of her, though ...
I confess that my latest anime lust object is Miku Hatsune, and that I have an idea for a naughty story involving her trying to escape from assassins/censors, and getting put into bondage by software pirates. I can't find any hentai of her, though ...

A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
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Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
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I confess that instead of going to see Saw IV, I bought The Producers and Kentucky Fried Movie on DVD instead.
I can wait until Saw 4 comes to the second run theaters.
I can wait until Saw 4 comes to the second run theaters.
Grab your dick and double click for porn! Porn! PORN! - "The Internet is for Porn", Avenue Q
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Congratulations! You Have Saved the World From Stupidity! - Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders
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I confess I'm turning a double post into PORN!
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Think the Unthinkable,
Do the Undoable,
"F" the Ineffable,
And Unscrew the Inscrutable.
Raven, you win 9001 universes. 

Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
I confess I'm upset and stressed.
A friend of mine, her boyfriend and her 6 year old child are in a hospital and I don't know which one.
They have an old style elevator at their apartment (the kind where you pull a gate across) and it collapsed last night with them in it.
All I know is that she has a broken arm and leg, but her baby is ok (she's 6 months pregnant) but no-one knows how her boyfriend or daughter is.
This is horrible. Ugh.
A friend of mine, her boyfriend and her 6 year old child are in a hospital and I don't know which one.
They have an old style elevator at their apartment (the kind where you pull a gate across) and it collapsed last night with them in it.
All I know is that she has a broken arm and leg, but her baby is ok (she's 6 months pregnant) but no-one knows how her boyfriend or daughter is.
This is horrible. Ugh.
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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*hugs Lulu really, really tightly*
I confess that it's probably a good thing that I have neither the address for a friend of mine's soon-to-be-ex boyfriend nor the means to get there if I had that address, or I'd be liable to go over there and hurt him for threatening to kill her and scaring her half to death.
I confess that if she weren't already out of there I would have FOUND a way to get over there and rescue her myself despite the two factors mentioned above.
I confess that it's probably a good thing that I have neither the address for a friend of mine's soon-to-be-ex boyfriend nor the means to get there if I had that address, or I'd be liable to go over there and hurt him for threatening to kill her and scaring her half to death.
I confess that if she weren't already out of there I would have FOUND a way to get over there and rescue her myself despite the two factors mentioned above.