Procrastination

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:32 pm

Well, this has been an interesting few days. Last week he was really busy and he wasn't paying me attention, he's the president of the international students association and he takes his job very seriously, so the other students come first on trips and such, so I didn't get to spend much time with him on the saturday trip, but then sunday, after he sent everyone off to do their own thing at Mont St Michel, we spent the afternoon together, had a nice lunch in a restaurant together, he gave me a tour of the island, we took pictures of each other.. he was really being a boyfriend. Then he had to go to paris for a few days, but he came online and asked me how my day was going and whatnot, and now he's back, and other than standing me up last night, it's going great. I told him in no uncertain terms that if he ever doesn't show without calling again, I will be seriously pissed and he seems to have gotten the message. He came over for dinner tonight and it was very pleasant, and I convinced him to come over later tonight after the open-bar party he's going to. Surprisingly, the concept of a late night booty call seems to be pretty universal. (although when I asked him to come over, he was confused and said "but you'll be sober!", which cracked me up)

...if I don't get some tonight, there is seriously something wrong with the boy. I'm leaving the door unlocked when I go to bed, maybe I should decide to sleep in the nude tonight.

...and please, he's very French, (French people physically cannot be on time.. for anything. He was 50 min late for dinner, I didn't even start cooking until he was 10 min late) but please don't suggest that he's gay, another boyfriend that turns out to be gay would make me a laughingstock.

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:29 pm

squidflakes wrote:
Lowky wrote:
MistressMaggie wrote:The MistressMaggie battery fund? I got stood up by the boyfriend last night. I'm going to tell him off, so I may end up single again very shortly if he doesn't take it well.
Not taking care of you sexually, standing you up, are you sure your beau isn't gay?

Only reason I can think for those two to occur is he must be gay.
Or French. Cause really... Gay/French.. its about the same thing.

And we have our own beef with the French don't we baby? Especially those damn French-Canadians...

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:00 pm

Damn right!

*shakes fist*

I just hate them soooo much.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:59 pm

But... *I'm* French-Canadian by blood...

*tear*

But yeah, all of my relatives are utterly nutters, although mostly friendly.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:55 pm

aeridus wrote:But... *I'm* French-Canadian by blood...

*tear*

But yeah, all of my relatives are utterly nutters, although mostly friendly.

ok
drop the pants and bend over
this flogger needs a home

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:44 pm

*promptly drops trou*

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:47 pm

aeridus wrote:*promptly drops trou*

-proceeds to flog said ass-

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:01 pm

*yelps in pain, tears streaming down his face, and yet an erection occurs*

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:33 pm

Fuck.

Does anyone know how to say "emergency contraceptive pill" in French?

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:54 pm

MistressMaggie wrote:Fuck.

Does anyone know how to say "emergency contraceptive pill" in French?

falcon punch?

other than that I have no idea
bablefish?

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:55 pm

Xero wrote:
aeridus wrote:*promptly drops trou*
-proceeds to flog said ass-

Aww, and here I was, hoping you'd sodomize him with it

Ltc_insane · Post by **Ltc_insane** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:56 pm

MistressMaggie wrote:Fuck.

Does anyone know how to say "emergency contraceptive pill" in French?

http://dictionary.reference.com/translate/index.html

that might help you.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:00 pm

Reesa-chan wrote:
Xero wrote:
aeridus wrote:*promptly drops trou*
-proceeds to flog said ass-
Aww, and here I was, hoping you'd sodomize him with it

-hands you a tiny bottle of lube-
you lube him and I will
and rember rub it in very well little girl
-ruffles hair-

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:30 pm

Immediate crisis averted. It's Contraception D'Urgence, in case you were curious.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:35 pm

Yay! *hugs MistressMaggie*

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:59 pm

MistressMaggie wrote:Immediate crisis averted. It's Contraception D'Urgence, in case you were curious.

Sounds like two crisii (criseses?) averted, if you need said pill sounds like you don't need more batteries.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:29 pm

MistressMaggie wrote:Immediate crisis averted. It's Contraception D'Urgence, in case you were curious.

-hug-
good luck

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:48 pm

Lowky wrote:Sounds like two crisii (criseses?) averted, if you need said pill sounds like you don't need more batteries.

Crises. Yes, I spelt that right.

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:40 pm

MistressMaggie wrote:Immediate crisis averted. It's Contraception D'Urgence, in case you were curious.

Out in the rain without a raincoat, were we?

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:24 am

MistressMaggie wrote:Fuck.

Does anyone know how to say "emergency contraceptive pill" in French?

This forum.

Seriously.