Procrastination

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:28 pm

You could probably profit from selling my panties after you're through with them...

Doogitus · Post by **Doogitus** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:31 pm

I need to complete:
Homework assignments for field theory and geometry
A talk I need to prepare on gravity, about which I have some clue as to what I will say
A talk I need to prepare on a topic in field theory, about which I have no clue
My oral qualifying exam might be good to prepare for, but that's a bit far off
And a bunch of labs need grading. The kiddies really don't mind getting them back late though, which is nice. And this time I told them all to include haiku with their conclusions, so at least they'll be somewhat interesting to read.
And maybe groceries and laundry. I'm less committed to these at the moment.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:36 pm

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:- send Squiddy a package of two month old chocolate...
- throw out moldy fudge

Are these related?

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:39 pm

doogitus wrote: A talk I need to prepare on gravity, about which I have some clue as to what I will say

walk up to the podium, and say...

"gravity sucks"

hooya!

Doogitus · Post by **Doogitus** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:42 pm

Yes, but only in the best ways!

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:47 pm

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:You could probably profit from selling my panties after you're through with them...

could even make some money eh

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:42 am

"Gravity is an unforgiving motherfucker." - Unknown.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:50 am

I have less than two days to learn how to use several French grammatical verb forms... Subjonctif, Conditionnel, Passé Composé, Imparfait... plus how to express hypothetical situations, hopes and dreams, and goals.

...and yet I'm watching soft core French porn, dubbed into either Italian or Spanish, I can't tell.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:10 pm

1.) Reset this route list.
2.) Create a new route group so that 911 calls have priority access to the FXO port.
3.) Set the dial-pattern on 911 calls with the urgent flag so that the pattern doesn't match the existing 9.1[2-9]XXXXXXX route pattern.
4.) Study for my MCP
5.) Study for my CCNA
6.) Study for my CCVP
7.) Study for my SSCA
8.) Study for my CISSP
9.) Touch up Arwen's wedding pictures and send them to her.
10.) Touch up pictures from the con and post them.
11.) Complete my Guitar Hero controller mod.
12.) Send off the Bee-otch card to the Pope
13.) Take out the damn trash.
14.) Clean my office.
15.) Masturbate in my clean office.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:27 pm

squidflakes wrote: 4.) Study for my MCP
5.) Study for my CCNA
6.) Study for my CCVP
7.) Study for my SSCA
8.) Study for my CISSP

oh shi-

study for my CCNA, MCSE, Comptia, Solaris and possibly redhat certs...

I did get stuff done my article though

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:31 pm

aeridus wrote:
awkwardschoolgirl wrote:- send Squiddy a package of two month old chocolate...
- throw out moldy fudge
Are these related?

Actually they are because I didn't eat like half of the fudge Squiddy sent me last christmas and it's been sitting under my bed for like.. 10 months now...

squidflakes wrote: 15.) Masturbate in my clean office.

Can I help?

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:59 pm

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:
squidflakes wrote: 15.) Masturbate in my clean office.
Can I help?

can I watch?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:35 pm

MistressMaggie wrote:I have less than two days to learn how to use several French grammatical verb forms... Subjonctif, Conditionnel, Passé Composé, Imparfait... plus how to express hypothetical situations, hopes and dreams, and goals.

...and yet I'm watching soft core French porn, dubbed into either Italian or Spanish, I can't tell.

French verb conjugation is the devil, I swear. >.< Aren't there like 12 different tenses?

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:46 pm

Sir Squidflakes wrote:14.) Clean my office.
15.) Masturbate in my clean office.

Is that some kind of territorial tic?

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:58 am

1. Get cracking on the coursework for next week
2. Actually go get lunch at the uni today, instead of hunching in front of the computer all day... nah.
3. Find a good place to invest my spare money

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:45 am

The MistressMaggie battery fund? I got stood up by the boyfriend last night. I'm going to tell him off, so I may end up single again very shortly if he doesn't take it well.

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:18 am

MistressMaggie wrote:The MistressMaggie battery fund? I got stood up by the boyfriend last night. I'm going to tell him off, so I may end up single again very shortly if he doesn't take it well.

Not taking care of you sexually, standing you up, are you sure your beau isn't gay?

Only reason I can think for those two to occur is he must be gay.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:44 am

That or he's only used to having sex once a month.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:02 am

Lowky wrote:
MistressMaggie wrote:The MistressMaggie battery fund? I got stood up by the boyfriend last night. I'm going to tell him off, so I may end up single again very shortly if he doesn't take it well.
Not taking care of you sexually, standing you up, are you sure your beau isn't gay?

Only reason I can think for those two to occur is he must be gay.

Or French. Cause really... Gay/French.. its about the same thing.

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:00 pm

squidflakes wrote: Or French. Cause really... Gay/French.. its about the same thing.

Didn't I tell maggie the french suck?
they might be pretty boys but they're good our Canadian girls

or

depending how you look at it