Wikipedia is life

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:32 am

Lets see... I learned about the Emperor of these United States and several different meanings of the term Monokini. I learned almost nothing about Nocebos but I learned not to stuff beans up my nose.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:45 pm

Vagina dentata,
What a frightening phrase.
Vagina dentata,
Don't belong in that place.

It means no nookie
for the rest of your days
It's a problem see, it frightens me
Vagina dentata.

Why when she was a young teen girl.
When I was a young teen girl!
Very nice.
thanks
She found her vagina lacked a certain appeal
She could make every man seem a potential meal
I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem quite horny
And it hurt that my friends thought my genitalia gory
And oh, the shame
She was ashamed!
It's the chompers I blamed
Looked like they could maim.
And I was feeling out of luck
How did you feel?
Everytime I wanted a....
Pumbette! Not in from of the children!
oh... sorry

Vagina dentata,
What a frightening phrase.
Vagina dentata,
Don't belong in that place.

It means no nookie
for the rest of your days
It's a problem see, it frightens me
Vagina dentata.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:50 pm

....who wrote that.....

and where can I find an mp3?

That was amazing. I sung it out loud to myself already!

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:51 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:....who wrote that.....

and where can I find an mp3?

That was amazing. I sung it out loud to myself already!

I did, just now.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:30 pm

You, sir, win a goddamn internet.

Do you plan on recording it anytime soon?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:00 pm

I probably should, but I'll have to get someone to do the part of Pumbette.

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:52 pm

This is why Ghastly's our leader. Who better to sit at the head of a gang of deviants and perverts?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:24 pm

Sounds like an Avenue Q song.

And maybe you should add a couple verses on how Pumbette found the love of her life, a man with a cast iron penis. Or something.

Fnyunj · Post by **Fnyunj** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:38 pm

He could just as easily be called:
*REALLY* Weird Al Yankovic.

(last wikipedia article I looked up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_implicant )

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:05 am

aeridus wrote:Sounds like an Avenue Q song.

Aeire did it first. http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:20 am

So she did, but it's not a complete song.

Jackalope · Post by **Jackalope** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:49 am

ManaUser wrote:Lets see... I learned about the Emperor of these United States .

Yay, Emperor Norton! Our very own nutcase! Now I have to go see if they have Oofty Goofty in there too (he was another SF character from the same time period. He used to let people hit him on the head with a 2x4 for money)

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:19 am

Great. Now I have the mental image of Pumba thrusting his ass in the air, exposing a gaping vagina lined with rows of shark teeth.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:22 am

Oooooh man.

*gets the brain bleach*

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:30 am

Major Maxillary wrote:Great. Now I have the mental image of Pumba thrusting his ass in the air, exposing a gaping vagina lined with rows of shark teeth.

...I burst into giggles in the middle of class thanks to this mental image.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:57 am

Indigo Violent wrote:
aeridus wrote:Sounds like an Avenue Q song.
Aeire did it first. http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

Heheheh. I suspect everyone who has said the phrase Vagina Dentata out loud has thought of that song.

What's interesting is the different parody interpretations. Not too hard to tell which parody was written by a female and which one was written by a male.

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:12 pm

Damn women... it's not as if us guys laugh at clitoriectomies!

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:34 pm

Damn women... it's not as if us guys laugh at clitoriectomies!

Maybe YOU don't.

TellTaleHeart · Post by **TellTaleHeart** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:20 pm

Whenever I hear "vagina dentata" I think Nathan Lane, although I'm sure he wishes I didn't.

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:01 am

Okay, enough about anatomical abnormalities for once.
Time to hijack this thread and put it back on topic.

Three steps removed from looking up something casually mentioned in the jokes thread, I found something I'd been curious about for a long time but didn't know how to search for:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s