IPoW #7 - No rest for the wicked...
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IPoW #7 - No rest for the wicked...
Ok... So, be honest. Were you hoping there wouldn't be another one, or waiting with 'bated breath??
Sorry... Truck's been breaking down a lot. I was busy.
So. Suppose you could be any one (and only one - no pirate vampire rock stars, LeStat.*) one of the above? Which would you be? Why?
I'll get back to more serious topics (maybe) next time.
* Ass pirate. Didn't you know?
Sorry... Truck's been breaking down a lot. I was busy.
So. Suppose you could be any one (and only one - no pirate vampire rock stars, LeStat.*) one of the above? Which would you be? Why?
I'll get back to more serious topics (maybe) next time.
* Ass pirate. Didn't you know?
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As much as I love science, it would have to be pirate. I'd be an ethical pirate though, only robbing from the rich, and giving to myself.
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He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
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He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
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Novelist would be the best guess. Musician aswell, though I'm not money motivated.
Now to have the necessary talent for either...
Now to have the necessary talent for either...
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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I'd be an incubus. Or succubus. Which is close enough to "vampire", I guess ... :3
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
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I -love- to write, and I've always wished for the time and talent to write a novel or two. Not the "Great American Novel"... Just a series of paperbacks some people would really like... I'd almost rather be GOH at WorldCon than a Pulitzer or Nobel Prize winner... Although, that Nobel comes with a million bucks.
But, damn... Compared to being a Vampire? Especially if I could be a Ventrue by the old V:tM rules? Well... That'd give me time to write, although, by the rules of the poll, I could never then be immortalized as an author. I'd deal with it. As the old quote is reported to go, "I don't plan on becoming immortal through my work. I plan on becoming immortal by not dying."
But, damn... Compared to being a Vampire? Especially if I could be a Ventrue by the old V:tM rules? Well... That'd give me time to write, although, by the rules of the poll, I could never then be immortalized as an author. I'd deal with it. As the old quote is reported to go, "I don't plan on becoming immortal through my work. I plan on becoming immortal by not dying."
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."

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Trapcubus?Kittyboymuffin wrote:I'd be an incubus. Or succubus. Which is close enough to "vampire", I guess ... :3
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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Tzimisce is much later editions, so they don't figure in my thinking... Malkies... Fun, but too much the servent of their... eccentricities, shall we say.Lowky wrote:Vampire but if talking White Wolf then either Tzimisce or Malkavian.
I don't mind being a bit mad, but I don't want to become a drooling, raving slave to my madness.
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As the saying goes a fine line between genius and insanity. As for the Tzimisce, their ability to craft flesh is just so damn cool. I didn't think I was going to care for Dark Ages when it came out, especially cause I actually got to see the Werewolf dark ages book first and they fubared the Werewolves imho. I just like the idea of keeping monsters in pits etc. reshaping myself and my enemies. Probably part of why I am cautious about getting a tattoo. I don't know that I could stop with one, and then I think I would become a less cool version of The EnigmaHonor wrote:Tzimisce is much later editions, so they don't figure in my thinking... Malkies... Fun, but too much the servent of their... eccentricities, shall we say.Lowky wrote:Vampire but if talking White Wolf then either Tzimisce or Malkavian.
I don't mind being a bit mad, but I don't want to become a drooling, raving slave to my madness.
nik said @ 6:45pm on 2nd Oct [Score:1 Funny] - moderate/reply
If she's not got an octopus in her cunt, she's not really Japanese.
Hope this helps.
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nik said @ 6:45pm on 2nd Oct [Score:1 Funny] - moderate/reply
If she's not got an octopus in her cunt, she's not really Japanese.
Hope this helps.
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A were of the kind that remains fully rationale during the change so that i could choose whether to rend or not. Werewolf would be the closest listed option, although i'd probably choose to change into a large mastiff-like dog.
i have a thing for the idea of being some strong, commanding, and more than slightly brilliant She's puppy. Can't say that i'd mind curling up by Her feet in the least.
Nor being Her bitch in bed.

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Dunno. Am I allowed to change gender at will? :3WangyJohn wrote:Trapcubus?Kittyboymuffin wrote:I'd be an incubus. Or succubus. Which is close enough to "vampire", I guess ... :3
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
Well, yeah, off course. That's a given.Kittyboymuffin wrote:Dunno. Am I allowed to change gender at will? :3WangyJohn wrote:Trapcubus?Kittyboymuffin wrote:I'd be an incubus. Or succubus. Which is close enough to "vampire", I guess ... :3
Oh, and I'm SO copyrighting Trapcubus.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!