IPoW #7 - No rest for the wicked...

The forum for Ghastly's Ghastly Comic. NSFW
Forum rules
- Consider all threads NSFW
- Inlined legal images allowed
- No links to illegal content (CG-wide rule)

Choose your path to immortality!

Pirate! Arrgh!
3
12%
Ninja! >.> umm... Anti-arrgh!
0
No votes
Werewolf! "Honey, it's time for my monthly visitor..."
1
4%
Vampire! Only wimps get "beast points" for feeding.
3
12%
Rock Star! "Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free..."
2
8%
President! ...now that George W. Bush has made it nearly impossible for anyone else to be the Worst one ever...
1
4%
Scientist! "Ok class... Who can tell me who invented the Rape Rape Revolution machine?"
4
16%
Novelist! "Everything was in confusion in the Oblonsky's house..."
7
28%
Artist/Comikker! ...How many of -you- have invented global cultrual memes?
1
4%
Missed me again, bitch! Ha ha ha! I'll -tell- you how I'd do it...
3
12%
 
Total votes: 25

User avatar
Honor
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 3775
Joined: Wed Apr 14, 2004 11:02 am
Location: Not in the Closet
Contact:

IPoW #7 - No rest for the wicked...

Post by Honor »

Ok... So, be honest. Were you hoping there wouldn't be another one, or waiting with 'bated breath??

Sorry... Truck's been breaking down a lot. I was busy.

So. Suppose you could be any one (and only one - no pirate vampire rock stars, LeStat.*) one of the above? Which would you be? Why?


I'll get back to more serious topics (maybe) next time.



* Ass pirate. Didn't you know?
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."

Image
Blogging and ranting at: The Devil's Advocate... See also...

The semi-developed country... http://www.honormacdonald.com


Warning: Xenophile.

User avatar
RavenxDrake
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 1802
Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:11 am
Contact:

Post by RavenxDrake »

Novelist... certainly the more attainable of the above(consdering my talents and the lack of paranormal activity necessary).
Image
Think the Unthinkable,
Do the Undoable,
"F" the Ineffable,
And Unscrew the Inscrutable.

User avatar
Fnyunj
Regular Poster
Posts: 625
Joined: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:44 pm

Post by Fnyunj »

Sorry to heaar about your troubles. Be thankful you don't hear about mine.

(it was the brake rotors, wasnn't it?? fuckin damn volvos!)

User avatar
Squidflakes
Cartoon Villain
Posts: 4484
Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:49 am
Location: Hovering Squidworld 97A
Contact:

Post by Squidflakes »

As much as I love science, it would have to be pirate. I'd be an ethical pirate though, only robbing from the rich, and giving to myself.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.

--from The Bible According to Badnoodles

perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow

Visit the Naughty Tentacle Cosplay Gallery

User avatar
Swordsman3003
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 3879
Joined: Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:37 am
Location: Gainesville, FL
Contact:

Post by Swordsman3003 »

He steals from the rich and gives to the needy! (he takes a wee percentage) BUT I'M NOT GREEDY!

User avatar
BriHahn
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 1176
Joined: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:22 pm
Location: A computer

Post by BriHahn »

I wanna be a Carpathian; vampire's closest on that list, so I picked that.

If I were a Carpathian, I bet I'd be slimmer. *pouts*
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

User avatar
WangyJohn
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 2819
Joined: Tue May 09, 2006 12:47 am
Location: Fort Europa
Contact:

Post by WangyJohn »

Novelist would be the best guess. Musician aswell, though I'm not money motivated.

Now to have the necessary talent for either...
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!

User avatar
Xero
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 2175
Joined: Sun May 27, 2007 5:22 pm
Location: BC
Contact:

Post by Xero »

I'd be stalin

no people
no problems

:)
Platinumyo wrote:Can someone unban me?

User avatar
Kittyboymuffin
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 2596
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:51 pm
Location: Earth
Contact:

Post by Kittyboymuffin »

I'd be an incubus. Or succubus. Which is close enough to "vampire", I guess ... :3
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

Kinkymuffin ^^

Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH

User avatar
Indigo Violent
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 1056
Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:23 am

Post by Indigo Violent »

I figure "novelist" is close enough to "playwright/screenwriter".
"In operating system terms, what would you say the legal system is equivalent to?"
"Slow. Buggy. Uses up all allocated resources and still needs more. Windows. Definitely Windows."
~Freefall

User avatar
Honor
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 3775
Joined: Wed Apr 14, 2004 11:02 am
Location: Not in the Closet
Contact:

Post by Honor »

I -love- to write, and I've always wished for the time and talent to write a novel or two. Not the "Great American Novel"... Just a series of paperbacks some people would really like... I'd almost rather be GOH at WorldCon than a Pulitzer or Nobel Prize winner... Although, that Nobel comes with a million bucks.

But, damn... Compared to being a Vampire? Especially if I could be a Ventrue by the old V:tM rules? Well... That'd give me time to write, although, by the rules of the poll, I could never then be immortalized as an author. I'd deal with it. As the old quote is reported to go, "I don't plan on becoming immortal through my work. I plan on becoming immortal by not dying."
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."

Image
Blogging and ranting at: The Devil's Advocate... See also...

The semi-developed country... http://www.honormacdonald.com


Warning: Xenophile.

User avatar
WangyJohn
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 2819
Joined: Tue May 09, 2006 12:47 am
Location: Fort Europa
Contact:

Post by WangyJohn »

Kittyboymuffin wrote:I'd be an incubus. Or succubus. Which is close enough to "vampire", I guess ... :3
Trapcubus?
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!

User avatar
Lowky
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 1346
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Xiangfan, CN

Post by Lowky »

Vampire but if talking White Wolf then either Tzimisce or Malkavian.
nik said @ 6:45pm on 2nd Oct [Score:1 Funny] - moderate/reply
If she's not got an octopus in her cunt, she's not really Japanese.

Hope this helps.

User avatar
Honor
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 3775
Joined: Wed Apr 14, 2004 11:02 am
Location: Not in the Closet
Contact:

Post by Honor »

Lowky wrote:Vampire but if talking White Wolf then either Tzimisce or Malkavian.
Tzimisce is much later editions, so they don't figure in my thinking... Malkies... Fun, but too much the servent of their... eccentricities, shall we say.

I don't mind being a bit mad, but I don't want to become a drooling, raving slave to my madness.
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."

Image
Blogging and ranting at: The Devil's Advocate... See also...

The semi-developed country... http://www.honormacdonald.com


Warning: Xenophile.

User avatar
Lowky
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 1346
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Xiangfan, CN

Post by Lowky »

Honor wrote:
Lowky wrote:Vampire but if talking White Wolf then either Tzimisce or Malkavian.
Tzimisce is much later editions, so they don't figure in my thinking... Malkies... Fun, but too much the servent of their... eccentricities, shall we say.

I don't mind being a bit mad, but I don't want to become a drooling, raving slave to my madness.
As the saying goes a fine line between genius and insanity. As for the Tzimisce, their ability to craft flesh is just so damn cool. I didn't think I was going to care for Dark Ages when it came out, especially cause I actually got to see the Werewolf dark ages book first and they fubared the Werewolves imho. I just like the idea of keeping monsters in pits etc. reshaping myself and my enemies. Probably part of why I am cautious about getting a tattoo. I don't know that I could stop with one, and then I think I would become a less cool version of The Enigma
nik said @ 6:45pm on 2nd Oct [Score:1 Funny] - moderate/reply
If she's not got an octopus in her cunt, she's not really Japanese.

Hope this helps.

User avatar
Aeridus
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 5695
Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:39 pm

Post by Aeridus »

Mad Scientist. :twisted:

Cost to play Rape Rape Revolution: nothing. Of course, you will be televised live on the worldwide web as you play.
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art

“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer

User avatar
Lowky
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 1346
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Xiangfan, CN

Post by Lowky »

aeridus wrote:Mad Scientist. :twisted:

Cost to play Rape Rape Revolution: nothing. Of course, you will be televised live on the worldwide web as you play.
See as a Tzimisce I can make a completely organic version of Rape Rape Revolution.
nik said @ 6:45pm on 2nd Oct [Score:1 Funny] - moderate/reply
If she's not got an octopus in her cunt, she's not really Japanese.

Hope this helps.

User avatar
Softandshy
Regular Poster
Posts: 62
Joined: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:08 pm
Location: Pennsylvania

Post by Softandshy »

A were of the kind that remains fully rationale during the change so that i could choose whether to rend or not. Werewolf would be the closest listed option, although i'd probably choose to change into a large mastiff-like dog.

:shucks: i have a thing for the idea of being some strong, commanding, and more than slightly brilliant She's puppy. Can't say that i'd mind curling up by Her feet in the least.

Nor being Her bitch in bed.

User avatar
Kittyboymuffin
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 2596
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:51 pm
Location: Earth
Contact:

Post by Kittyboymuffin »

WangyJohn wrote:
Kittyboymuffin wrote:I'd be an incubus. Or succubus. Which is close enough to "vampire", I guess ... :3
Trapcubus?
Dunno. Am I allowed to change gender at will? :3
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

Kinkymuffin ^^

Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH

User avatar
WangyJohn
Cartoon Hero
Posts: 2819
Joined: Tue May 09, 2006 12:47 am
Location: Fort Europa
Contact:

Post by WangyJohn »

Kittyboymuffin wrote:
WangyJohn wrote:
Kittyboymuffin wrote:I'd be an incubus. Or succubus. Which is close enough to "vampire", I guess ... :3
Trapcubus?
Dunno. Am I allowed to change gender at will? :3
Well, yeah, off course. That's a given.

Oh, and I'm SO copyrighting Trapcubus.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!

Post Reply