The Mafia

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:30 am

i don't know if i should be asking this, since i am dead, but did anyone bother to do any math to try and get an idea of how many people there might actually be in the mafia, even a rough idea?

At least that way you could get an idea about what you are up against.

i would do it...but you fucks killed me. i'll delight myself with your cold dead bodies (with my cold dead body) before i help you.

-halo

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:01 pm

How many are there? Enough.

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:12 pm

Wait, don't I even get to know how I died? It could have been a gas leak for all the detail Swordsie provided. My corpse is making a disappointed face.

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:03 am

hmmm how does Seth know there are enough?

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:25 am

...

I don't know why we're even bothering with Simpleton.

Come on, guys. I've got a rope in my hands, and my sights set on Lowky. Just back me up, and we can take care of this quickly and move on to the next town.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:30 am

Ditto on Lowky

Unholy · Post by **Unholy** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:21 am

yargh lets kill Lowky

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:25 pm

wow your fucked

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:40 pm

I was gonna say "Lets lynch WangyJohn" but jeez..

RedMage007 · Post by **RedMage007** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:12 pm

Bye Lowky, It was nothing personal.

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:41 pm

Whatever your making a mistake but do what you have to. Good luck defeating the mafia.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:14 am

Lowky wrote:Vampires versus Werewolves in a browser based game

eep!

Well... At least you're a Vampire.

I loved werewolves until WhiteWolf fzcked 'em all up. Now I'm a Ventrue Vampire kinda grrl, all the way home.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:49 am

Again, sorry for lagging behind a few hours. I was studyingperforming cunnilingus in a shower

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:51 am

Aaaaaaaaand:

As the children of Simple wake up this morning, they are devastated by the sight of Lowky's bloated corpse hanging from a lamp post near the town square. Let it be a testament, their parents say, to the penalties you face for being suspected of being in the mafia.

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:59 am

swordsman3003 wrote:Again, sorry for lagging behind a few hours. I was studyingperforming cunnilingus in a shower

Copy/paste to the rescue once again.

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:43 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:Aaaaaaaaand:

As the children of Simple wake up this morning, they are devastated by the sight of Lowky's bloated corpse hanging from a lamp post near the town square. Let it be a testament, their parents say, to the penalties you face for being suspected of being in the mafia.

a zombie halo with a satisfied look on his face smokes a cigarette near by.

-halo

RedMage007 · Post by **RedMage007** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:53 pm

Lowky, WE are the Mafia. Welcome to our town.

I propose we change the name to something more fitting. Like Murdershire or Fluffyvale.

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 8:46 pm

Deadmonton.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:19 am

Game Over

Bad End

Mafia wins.

WangyJohn was killed, and he was the last citizen.

The mafia were:

squidflakes
Unholy
Seth Marati
RedMage007

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:23 am

RedMage007 wrote:Lowky, WE are the Mafia. Welcome to our town.

I propose we change the name to something more fitting. Like Murdershire or Fluffyvale.

I like the one from the Daily Show...

Rapesford upon Babykill.