I confess

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:13 am

Indigo Violent wrote:
Reesa-chan wrote:It WAS a pretty awesome weekend ^_^ I also got a guy to feed me trifle while my head was in another guy's lap, was sold in a slave auction, and was informed that I'd make a good pet.
I make *excellent* trifle, if you're interested.

I confess that I'm very interested. Would you feed it to me bite by bite, enjoying watching as I lick off the little creamy bits that don't quite make it into my mouth?

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:15 am

xnapalmxmorningx wrote:
Reesa-chan wrote: I confess that I'm buying a Wartenberg wheel tomorrow.
Waternberg wheel + Violet wand = fun^10

I confess that I'm intrigued by violet wands and totally want to try one out some day but haven't had the opportunity so far and am leery of the idea of trying anything involving electricity out without someone who knows what he or she is doing on hand to make sure I do so safely.

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:09 am

Reesa-chan wrote:I confess that I'm very interested. Would you feed it to me bite by bite, enjoying watching as I lick off the little creamy bits that don't quite make it into my mouth?

Despite previously stated hang-ups about combining food and sex, I find this incredibly on-turning. I think it has to do with the distinction between *sex* and *sensuality*. It may also have to do with how I really want to try some of that trifle.

Edit: (looks up "violet wand")

...Okay, the wheel looked nice, if a bit intense for me as I am right now, but this thing just makes me nervous.

Xnapalmxmorningx · Post by **Xnapalmxmorningx** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:17 am

Reesa-chan wrote:
xnapalmxmorningx wrote:
Reesa-chan wrote: I confess that I'm buying a Wartenberg wheel tomorrow.
Waternberg wheel + Violet wand = fun^10
I confess that I'm intrigued by violet wands and totally want to try one out some day but haven't had the opportunity so far and am leery of the idea of trying anything involving electricity out without someone who knows what he or she is doing on hand to make sure I do so safely.

Exactly how I tried it out the first (and sadly only time so far)

DmentDStuff · Post by **DmentDStuff** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:16 am

I confess that I was freaking out very heavily when it seemed my passport wasn't going to arrive in time for me to leave the country on Friday and head across the Atlantic -- especially after being given an off-the-record evaluation of my chances by the NPIC folks as being "not good at all". And this was after applying for it 20 weeks ago!

I confess that after being depressed and resigned to putting the trip off for another six weeks, I finally knuckled down and did what I do best... find a way to make things work or happen when the chips are down. A call to the US Consular Task Force, and one to my Congressman's office (who unbeknownst to me has staffers who can call the NPIC on your behalf and break a size 13 boot off directly in their asses and get them to move) resulted in a call to me from the NPIC (which has NEVER happened through this whole thing) an hour later, sweet and polite as can be, saying they will be shipping my passport out the next day, FedEx Overnight, to be received on Wednesday provided there were no further issues, and if there were they would call me immediately to get them sorted out.

I now have passport in hand, two days before I have to travel. Nothing like a photo finish to end the race. I can now go and be with a lovely, wonderful woman who seems to think my dull, flat American accent is charming, and actually thinks my running-at-the-mouth is adorable. There is no accounting for taste in this world, and I'm not going to question it either. I'm happy, she's happy... everything is right with the world.

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:51 pm

I can now go and be with a lovely, wonderful woman who seems to think my dull, flat American accent is charming, and actually thinks my running-at-the-mouth is adorable. There is no accounting for taste in this world, and I'm not going to question it either. I'm happy, she's happy... everything is right with the world.

I'm in a similar situation, except she thinks its my irish/(Geff Rush)australian accent that's charming, and she's traveling to here from england instead of me going there.

Boring 7 · Post by **Boring 7** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:31 pm

I confess I am envious.

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:56 pm

Photos of her

Lesotheron · Post by **Lesotheron** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:09 pm

Holy shit, Churba! Is she legal?

She's damn cute, and I look young for my age, but I'd be afraid to go outside with her. She may not be young enough to be my daughter, but she certainly looks young enough to be a slightly older and still highly illegal friend of any children that I may have.

But hey, if she's legal, I bow to your fortune and I'll send you a bottle of whatever you'd like so the two of you can celebrate your happiness.

There's an entire case on it's way if you convince her to post Kwerki pics.

I confess that I want to be like Churba when I grow up.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:59 am

lesotheron wrote:Holy shit, Churba! Is she legal?

My first thought too... better be checkin some ID...

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:07 am

I confess that I can't even get an erection around thin girls any more.

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:17 am

Holy shit, Churba! Is she legal?

My first thought too... better be checkin some ID...

She's quite legal at 18, and her ID has been checked and verified - I also have contact with a friend of hers via facebook and another forum.

I confess that I want to be like Churba when I grow up.

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that......well, I'd still be poor, but I'd have enough for a packet of hookah tobacco at least.

But hey, if she's legal, I bow to your fortune and I'll send you a bottle of whatever you'd like so the two of you can celebrate your happiness.

*Laughs* Might want to hold on to that thought until Enough of the 12 months she'll be down here has passed that I know she can put up with me for the rest of it =p

(edit - she corrected me a few times here, as evidence by the changes)

Aquastorm · Post by **Aquastorm** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:19 am

I confess that I have started to wonder if Boiling tubes (not test tubes) will break if insert into one's rectum.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:03 am

I confess that I broke into another residence today to see a cute boy and he wasn't even there.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:41 pm

I confess that Mr. Ex.Politician makes my fucking flesh crawl.

I confess that I fucking hate Mr. Ex.Politician for hanging around after being told bluntly to FUCK OFF. I hate him for everything he did to me earlier in the year (although that was partly my fault.)

I confess I never thought he'd have the balls to walk back into my presence.

I confess I scrubbed my skin near raw last night and this morning because of him.

I confess I loathe how venemous he makes me feel.

I confess I've never used "fuck" so much in a post before, but I don't care how limited it makes my vocabulary seem. I don't know how to make this feeling stop.

Although writing this helped.

Boring 7 · Post by **Boring 7** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:57 pm

I suggest drowning your sorrow in Red Rum.

No, wait, I always suggest that.

Xnapalmxmorningx · Post by **Xnapalmxmorningx** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:05 pm

She looks like a mix of two girls I know.... both of them crazy

I hope she's sane

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:20 pm

In the second pic, she kinda looks like my sister (who is sane) except younger.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:15 am

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:55 am

I hope she's sane

She's dating a ghastlyite, and moving across the world to be with him, and you're asking if she's sane? You must be a pilot if you can afford drugs that strong.