Fortune Cookie Game

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:04 pm

I'm sure all of you have played this game before, but for the neophytes:
Come up with a fortune cookie message (or post a real one) that would sound amusing when you add "in bed" to the end.

Here's one I actually got recently, and it's perfect:
"Repetition is the key to great skill."

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:17 pm

actually got this one once

"Your future is bright, but will be full of unexpected twists."

but then, i also actually got one that said

"You're a kinky bitch. We know. Get over it." but frankly i find that one a bit suspect, because everybody got uniquely appropriate cookies at that party. (admittedly, one person was a bit sad the next morning when he realized he'd revealed that his said "stop fapping to Hamtaro.")

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:52 pm

I've actually got a little colection of cookie fortunes here:

Discover the power within yourself, in bed!
A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you can't, in bed!
You deserve respect and will get it in bed!
Stick to things as they are, distruct novelties in bed.
You will be showered with good luck, in bed!

Fnyunj · Post by **Fnyunj** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:14 pm

I got an inspiring one that I put up on my wall a while back;

No one conquers, who does not fight.
In bed.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:42 pm

Hmm, I seem to have gotten rid of the ones I'd been saving in my wallet.

The best was:

"Behind every great man is other great men." In bed.

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:45 pm

can't find it currently, but had one that said something to the effect of you will do great things for others..in bed

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:08 pm

My real one...

You are an inspiration to others... In bed.

Years ago, I thought it'd be a great product for novelty stores or an internet site to fill 'em with dire, dreadful messages, like "She's cheating on you." or "You'll be hit by a garbage truck." and market them as "Misfortune Cookies"... The advertised use being slipping one to someone at a restaurant.

Now-a-days, with the companies available where you can get them custom made, I'm not sure how much market there'd be for the pre-made product... but the idea amused me for a while.

Beautiful thing is, the old parable / standard still applies. (In my neck of the woods, it's this thing about "All fortune cookie fortunes can be modified by adding '...in bed' at the end... Try it!")

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:23 am

I've ate at a chinese restaurant twice (not so many of them around here), and didn't get any fortune cookies. I guess it's more an american thing.

...in bed.

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:20 pm

Squiddy was telling me the other day about a wedding he attended a while back where the father of the groom had made misfortune cookies...

I'll go get him and make him tell the story himself, he knows his life just a tad better than I do. (I'm working on it)