Oh bi the way...

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:28 am

Me too, but only if I could change back easily.

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:50 am

Ghastly wrote:
Peaches wrote:Well, Freddy has been described by Ghastly as an effeminate man with breasts, but I always considered her to be, in Smokey's words, a woman with a built-in organic strap-on.

I also thought Ghastly was imitating his character, not the other way around. You know, like voice actors will do at anime conventions sometimes?
I don't recall ever refering to Freddy as an effeminate man with breasts. I know I've said she's a "venus with a penis".

She's definetlly not a man with breasts. She's a girl with a penis.

I are corrected.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:58 am

Honor wrote:::blush!::

reminds me... this would go better in the "confessions" thread, but I was reminded to reflect today, because of a comment I made in a conversation, that one of the primary reasons I decided against reproduction every time the question came up was because I just don't think I could bear it (i.e: behave 'properly') if it turned out my offspring were... well... if not 'stupid' then, at least, not up to my standards.

Say hello to my vasectomy.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:00 am

Ghastly wrote:
Honor wrote:::blush!::

reminds me... this would go better in the "confessions" thread, but I was reminded to reflect today, because of a comment I made in a conversation, that one of the primary reasons I decided against reproduction every time the question came up was because I just don't think I could bear it (i.e: behave 'properly') if it turned out my offspring were... well... if not 'stupid' then, at least, not up to my standards.
Say hello to my vasectomy.

And suddenly, we have a new euphemism for oral sex.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:15 pm

Ghastly wrote:Say hello to my vasectomy.

Well, hello vasectomy... Cute little fucker, aren't ya?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:17 pm

Honor wrote:
Ghastly wrote:Say hello to my vasectomy.
Well, hello vasectomy... Cute little fucker, aren't ya?

What cutting remark. There's a vas deferens between a joke that leaves on in stiches and a cruel snip.

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:37 pm

And the prize for the most puns involving an invasive medical procedure in a post goes to.... *drumroll* UNCA GHASTLY!

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:49 pm

BriHahn wrote:And the prize for the most puns involving an invasive medical procedure in a post goes to.... *drumroll* UNCA GHASTLY!

hes just a slice of life isn't he?

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:06 pm

Good thing Honor's not a ball-buster, 'cuz someone beat her to it!

Trekkiekt · Post by **Trekkiekt** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:53 am

Well, the puns are just getting nutty. I think we should all just pull back a bit, nip it off at this end and tuck it back into wherever it came from. Then we can all toss off to a new realm of horrible and vulva puns....

TrekkieKT
Peace, Love and "Hello, I'm Johnny Cash."

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:58 am

*twitches* pun..... overload....... cannot *twitch* handle.......

*explodes*

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:11 am

It's the most unkindest cut of all.

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:28 am

Good fucking god I need another drink. You bastards are turning me into an Alcoholic. Well, more of one.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:27 am

Churba wrote:Good fucking god I need another drink. You bastards are turning me into an Alcoholic. Well, more of one.

Ah, you playing the shot-per-mindfuck drinking game?

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:42 am

*giggles madly*

Fools! Your puns are only increasing my power!

Fnyunj · Post by **Fnyunj** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:10 pm

Interesting and funny vasectomy anaecdote (for sufficiently broad definitions of "interesting" and "funny"):

During my procedure, 11 years ago, I was watching intently, after the doctor finished up with the left one first, and then went over to fish-out the right one. He inserted the hookie-thing, pulled out the tube, and got ready to snip it, and *pop* the thing slipped back inside me. So he got his hookie-thing back out, and tried it again, and again, just as he got the snipper ready, *pop* it slipped back in again. He was getting visibly flustered by this point - which I thought was kind of funny because - hell, it had only happened twice, and it wasn't HIS nads that were being worked on.

He went through this exercise two more times, and two more times, he lost it. Wanting to calm him down a little, because he was getting even more pissed off, I said "- damn, slippery little buggers, aren't they?" - and his face turned red, and he put down his tools, and left the room. He wasn't gone for more than maybe ten seconds, but I swear I heard a loud "thump" in the hallway, like he hit something. I looked at the nurse, and she just shrugged - and when he came back, she had to remind him to change his gloves, you know, because they could be contaminated now. So he did - and after a few minutes, he took a couple of deep breaths with his eyes closed, and then tried again - and got it just fine.

Now, this was supposedly an Urologist who had been in practice for 10 years. Anyway, I fathered no more children after that, so the operation must have been a success. Though the recovery was something akin to being the Rodeo Champion of the Universe, with regard to how sore my crotch was for a few days afterwards.

This story, brought to you by the only private healthcare system in the industrialized world.

Now - logically, I don't regret the decision to have a vasectomy; but I still have, and always have had, a strong urge to reproduce. Yes, ladies, I want to knock you all up, and I want a million little fnyunjlings crawling around, giggling, cooing, and even occasionally spitting up all over the place. I don't know what it is. I just love babies. I love making them. I love making women pregnant. I have no interest in a career in childcare, however. Go figure

. So, eventually, I had to go tell my biological urges to fuck themselves before I was up to my armpits in kids (too late, because my oldest is already taller than I am).

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:20 am

That reminds me, I saw an interesting special on tv the other day where kids that have resulted from sperm donors are seeking out their biological fathers. At the very least, biological siblings have managed to unite. Some fathers are more willing to see their kids than others, it seems. And a couple donors are incredibly popular with women who need sperm.