jerry falwell just died

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Wed May 16, 2007 12:53 am

an underage anime schoolgirl tencacleraping a racist stereotype in the back of the partyvan being driven by pedobear into a closed pool.

The Mind boggles.

Putaro · Post by **Putaro** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:10 am

As are many I'm grateful that that loudmouthed pseudo-pious pig is dead.

And then I got to thinking. With the way science is progressing, personal immortality is not that far away. There are a lot of evil fucks that we're goin to be stuck with for a long time.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:01 am

You call yourself the moral majority
We call ourselves the people in the real world
Trying to rub us out, but were going to survive
God must be dead if youre alive

You say, god loves you. come and buy the good news
Then you buy the president and swimming pools
If jesus dont save til were lining your pockets
God must be dead if youre alive

Circus-tent con-men and southern belle bunnies
Milk your emotions then they steal your money
Its the new dark ages with the fascists toting bibles
Cheap nostalgia for the salem witch trials

Stodgy ayatollahs in their dobble-knit ties
Burn lots of books so they can feed you their lies
Masturbating with a flag and a bible
God must be dead if youre alive

Blow it out your ass, jerry falwell
Blow it out your ass, jesse helms
Blow it out your ass, ronald reagan
Whats wrong with a mind of my own?

You dont want abortions, you want battered children
You want to ban the pill as if that solves the problem
Now you wanna force us to pray in school
God must be dead if youre such a fool

Youre planning for a war with or without iran
Building a police state with the ku klux klan
Pissed at your neighbour? dont bother to nag
Pick up the phone and turn in a fag

Blow it out your ass, terry dolan
Blow it out your ass, phyllis schlafly
Ram it up your cunt, anita
Cos God must be dead
If youre alive
God must be dead
If youre alive

*sings along "God must be dead if you're alive..." ... "oh wait"*

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Wed May 16, 2007 8:05 am

If God is dead, than anything is possible. (See, I actually read Nietzche and discussed what that actually meant in my Existentialism class. ^^)

*sings* DING DONG, THE BITCH IS DEAD ...

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Wed May 16, 2007 9:03 am

and the godhatesfags bunch are planing on protesting the funeral...

this story is just full of fun twists.

-halo

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Wed May 16, 2007 9:08 am

i made this

-halo

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Wed May 16, 2007 11:55 am

Halo299 wrote:and the godhatesfags bunch are planing on protesting the funeral...

this story is just full of fun twists.

-halo

"...they do it themselves. Rip eachothers eyes out"

Seriously, the extremists worst enemy isn't the opposite side, but the ones are slightly more/less extreme than them.

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Wed May 16, 2007 2:53 pm

Hence my reason for thinking there must be a link, either direct or indirect, between the 9/11 conspiracy idiots and the Muslim extremists.

They're both anti-Semite; that's one (at least, for quite a few of the CT's, that's the case)

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Wed May 16, 2007 3:28 pm

putaro wrote:As are many I'm grateful that that loudmouthed pseudo-pious pig is dead.

And then I got to thinking. With the way science is progressing, personal immortality is not that far away. There are a lot of evil fucks that we're goin to be stuck with for a long time.

Not necessarily, unless they come up with a cure to a 12 gauge of buckshot to the temple there's ALWAYS a way to get rid of people.

And the fact is, there'll always be someone willing to do it, even if you can't or wont.

On the subject of Falwell, however, while I dispised his views of condemnation and hatemongering, I feel no joy in his death... and am somewhat saddened that so many here seem to. While the man's views might rub raw against your own personal morality, he was still a man with a family and friends who loved him, and will mourn his passing. Openly celebrating his(or anyone elses) death seems wrong to me.

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Wed May 16, 2007 4:30 pm

RavenxDrake wrote:On the subject of Falwell, however, while I dispised his views of condemnation and hatemongering, I feel no joy in his death... and am somewhat saddened that so many here seem to. While the man's views might rub raw against your own personal morality, he was still a man with a family and friends who loved him, and will mourn his passing. Openly celebrating his(or anyone elses) death seems wrong to me.

i have thought about that.

but i think that everyone has the responsibility to pick their friends wisely. So his loved ones ether should have understood that he was a hatetalking fucktard and stopped caring about him. or they are of the same mind as him and thus just as bad (on a smaller scale)

i have no pitty for anyone who misses this son of a bitch and i have serious reservations about their moral character.

but while i am glad he is gone i can't say that i am happy about it. because while i am sure that his death is a good thing, the world is still just as bad as it was.

for every asshole that dies it seems that 100 more pop up to take the place.

-halo

Fnyunj · Post by **Fnyunj** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:41 pm

If any of Jesus' quotes in the NT are true, Jerry Falwell is roasting in hell right now.

That thought makes me happy.

Bustertheclown · Post by **Bustertheclown** » Fri May 18, 2007 4:44 pm

Being away from news media, when I first read the title to this thread, my first thought was "is this some sort of an 'in a perfect world' fantasy thread?" Then, I realized that the man was actually dead, and I thought "about fucking time!"

It's amazing to me that guys like this hang on as long as they do, harboring as much evil in their bodies as they do and all.

Nithos · Post by **Nithos** » Sat May 19, 2007 9:31 pm

RavenxDrake wrote:On the subject of Falwell, however, while I dispised his views of condemnation and hatemongering, I feel no joy in his death... and am somewhat saddened that so many here seem to. While the man's views might rub raw against your own personal morality, he was still a man with a family and friends who loved him, and will mourn his passing. Openly celebrating his(or anyone elses) death seems wrong to me.

I think you can draw a distinction between celebrating his death, and celebrating the ceasation of his actions. A family's loss of a loved one and other's loss of a friend I don't celebrate, but his life was much more than just a simple family life with a comfortable social circle. He had media access and hateful ideas, and spread venomous thinking that emboldened like minded miscreants. Every death is a tragedy to the loved ones left behind, but with his life ends at least one source of public hate, and I'm glad to see that buried.

So, I think it's entirely appropriate that I'll be drinking a couple Dead Nazi's in his honor (google it for a proper recipie if anyone else cares to join me in that specific indulgance, but the basic idea is jagermeister and peppermint liqueur together).

And on the more broad issue of speaking ill of the dead, I see it this way. There are countless people that will die in the course of my lifetime, and I'll never know even the names or faces of anything resembling the tiniest fraction of those folks. I'll never spare a thought for any of them in specific, but only in abstract, as parts of that giant faceless mass of people I don't know who'll die while I live. Being so distant from those folks, I can't properly feel sorry for any of them. I could put on a fake show of doing so, but it wouldn't be honest. I can't mourn that which I don't know. Falwell is only NOT a member of that faceless mass because of his public life, and in my judgement that life was spent furthering evil ends. I suspect the vast majority of those people who die are on average good, and worth some sympathy and respect, which I'll never be able to give them. Falwell falls well short of that standard, so I am not going to honor him above all of those nameless people who have lived a myriad of lives, some good, some bad, but on whole I suspect more good than bad. To have special, kind thoughts for his family because they were unlucky enough to lose that blight on history just because I knew a little about who he was would be to place him above the average in a certain regard, and he's deserving of far less than average in my mind. Too bad I don't have any jagermeister.

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Sun May 20, 2007 8:05 pm

As one who also has no particular qualms about celebrating the death of a hatemonger, the only thing that i find sad or disappointing about the whole affair was that he checked out via a heart condition, and not by something that could be used as imagery against his ilk, like holding his bible aloft and having it struck by lightning, setting it and/or him on fire.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Sun May 20, 2007 9:55 pm

kite-san wrote:As one who also has no particular qualms about celebrating the death of a hatemonger, the only thing that i find sad or disappointing about the whole affair was that he checked out via a heart condition, and not by something that could be used as imagery against his ilk, like holding his bible aloft and having it struck by lightning, setting it and/or him on fire.

...or having that heart attack while having homosexual relations with a non-christian transvestite.

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Sun May 20, 2007 10:38 pm

You know, it would be worth admitting I was wrong to every white trash creationist in America just as long I could have video evidence of Jerry Falwell being sodomized in hell with a concrete dildo wrapped in razor wire in a swamp of saltwater.