i stole from wal-mart
Forum rules
- Consider all threads NSFW
- Inlined legal images allowed
- No links to illegal content (CG-wide rule)
- Consider all threads NSFW
- Inlined legal images allowed
- No links to illegal content (CG-wide rule)
i stole from wal-mart
LINK
this is a news story about shoplifters at wal mart being made to wear a sign outside the store that says "I am a shop lifer, i stole from wal mart"
aside from my typical dislike of that store i can't help but think that in a different situation this could be the start of a plot for some kind of BDSM story.
-halo
this is a news story about shoplifters at wal mart being made to wear a sign outside the store that says "I am a shop lifer, i stole from wal mart"
aside from my typical dislike of that store i can't help but think that in a different situation this could be the start of a plot for some kind of BDSM story.
-halo
Re: i stole from wal-mart
I'm a thief, I stole the beat!
Eh, anyway, odd punishment.
Eh, anyway, odd punishment.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
- RavenxDrake
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 1802
- Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:11 am
- Contact:
I don't really see a problem with it. Persoanlly, I think that the girl was lying when she claimed it someone told her it was "cruel". I rather think being forced into an embarassing situation like this would be far less cruel than going to jail, which was her other option, especially if she was "innocent".
I'm all in favour of public embarassment being used to punish misdemeanors.
I'm all in favour of public embarassment being used to punish misdemeanors.

Think the Unthinkable,
Do the Undoable,
"F" the Ineffable,
And Unscrew the Inscrutable.
-
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 1485
- Joined: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:07 pm
This randomly reminds me of a short story I read where people who commited various crimes were forced to wear a bracelet that prevented them access to various public services based on their crime. Of course, this was taken to the extreme, and even things like littering could prevent you from being able to peruse the public facilities. One guy escaped the social humiliation by finding a way into the giant pipes that housed the massive wiring for the city, thus escaping detection since he could not be observed inside the city's own machinery. He found out that he could tap the system's resources and get all the food and water and comfort that he needed with no problems. However... there was someone else who had discovered the same thing... and the new guy got killed because the guy who was already there highly valued his little "discovery".
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
-
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 1485
- Joined: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:07 pm
I think it's a great idea, especially in smaller towns. I'm only disappointed that they only had to do 8 hours each.
I think this would be more effective on teenagers, however.
also: where exactly is the service desk, that she can get arrested for stealing while allegedly only going to the service desk?
Question: do you think this would be better used for petty theft, like the $7 item she was accused of stealing, or for more substantial thefts/repeat offenders?
I think this would be more effective on teenagers, however.
also: where exactly is the service desk, that she can get arrested for stealing while allegedly only going to the service desk?
Question: do you think this would be better used for petty theft, like the $7 item she was accused of stealing, or for more substantial thefts/repeat offenders?
Around here it's placed between the cashier and the exit. When an item won't scan (usually because they forgot to put it into the system), they have to call someone from the service desk to take you over there, to pay for that item.MistressMaggie wrote:also: where exactly is the service desk, that she can get arrested for stealing while allegedly only going to the service desk?
I guess it could happen if they are too busy to take someone to the service desk, that the person is just asked to go there. In that case you will have a customer walking in the general direction of the exit with an item that hasn't been paid for.
- Toawa
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 1069
- Joined: Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:05 pm
- Location: Everywhere. Kinda...
- Contact:
The real question is, did she leave the store without paying? It's not shoplifting until they set foot outside the store; otherwise they could claim that they intended to pay for it. (If they had an anti-theft system with those towers you walk out through, that might also count as outside; the point is that they have to show intent to steal.) If she did leave the store, then it is shoplifting.
Toawa, the Rogue Auditor.
(Don't ask how I did it; the others will be ticked if they realize I'm not at their stupid meetings.)
Interdimensional Researcher, Builder, and Trader Extraordinaire
(Don't ask how I did it; the others will be ticked if they realize I'm not at their stupid meetings.)
Interdimensional Researcher, Builder, and Trader Extraordinaire
- Bustertheclown
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 2390
- Joined: Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:17 pm
- Location: ATOMIC!
- Contact:
Come to think of it, me too. I call for the re-institution of the stocks and pillories!RavenxDrake wrote:
I'm all in favour of public embarassment being used to punish misdemeanors.
"Just because we're amateurs, doesn't mean our comics have to be amateurish." -McDuffies
http://hastilyscribbled.comicgenesis.com
http://hastilyscribbled.comicgenesis.com
- Kittyboymuffin
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 2596
- Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:51 pm
- Location: Earth
- Contact:
Yay pillory!
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
- Ghastly
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 5154
- Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
- Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
- Contact:
Re: i stole from wal-mart
It would be great to get a bunch of people to go stand beside her wearing signs that said things like "I pick my nose at the movies and wipe the boogers on the seats" and "I like to pee outdoors" and "I once did two girls at the same time".Halo299 wrote:
this is a news story about shoplifters at wal mart being made to wear a sign outside the store that says "I am a shop lifer, i stole from wal mart"
Turn it into a whole surrealist work of art.
Let's see. Restrained? Check. Bent over? Check.bustertheclown wrote: Come to think of it, me too. I call for the re-institution of the stocks and pillories!
Just add a ball gag and putting people in those would be like installing me my own personal ATM in town square.

"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed... every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death
It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle...when the sun comes up, you'd better be running."
It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle...when the sun comes up, you'd better be running."
Re: i stole from wal-mart
My sign would be "I masturbate to furries."Ghastly wrote:It would be great to get a bunch of people to go stand beside her wearing signs that said things like "I pick my nose at the movies and wipe the boogers on the seats" and "I like to pee outdoors" and "I once did two girls at the same time".Halo299 wrote:
this is a news story about shoplifters at wal mart being made to wear a sign outside the store that says "I am a shop lifer, i stole from wal mart"
Turn it into a whole surrealist work of art.

Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
- Kittyboymuffin
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 2596
- Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:51 pm
- Location: Earth
- Contact:
I'd have "Will work for sex/food".
Or, no, I'd get at one end of the line of people, and have one that says "Burma Shave."
Or, no, I'd get at one end of the line of people, and have one that says "Burma Shave."
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
Kinkymuffin ^^
Quote: "The only thing better than tentacles is twentyacles." -- Dori, at TS MUSH
- Kite-san
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 1337
- Joined: Mon Aug 12, 2002 3:39 pm
- Location: generally about halfway under RantinAn's bed
- Contact:
what i wonder is, what happens to the signs afterward? did they have to pay for their own sign, do they keep it? or is there a sammich sign in the walmart waiting for the next person to do it?
http://www.shokushu.com come all ye faithful to an RP forum for tentacoo wape. okay, well actually the forum is HERE http://shokushucampus.com/ now, but the site is still fun.
bring RRR to iRL!!
"In volatile market, only stable investment is PORN!" - Trekkie Monster, Avenue Q
bring RRR to iRL!!
"In volatile market, only stable investment is PORN!" - Trekkie Monster, Avenue Q