Ducks reproduce through tentacle rape

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Wed May 02, 2007 8:40 pm

Not that the article isn't interesting and bizarre, but what I was really want to know is why penis and vagina are censored.

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Wed May 02, 2007 8:46 pm

And those words are not censored in the linked article (yes, I did click the link specifically to investigate that, and before reading the above post questioning it)

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed May 02, 2007 9:11 pm

So which wussy site linked to the article?

Interesting topic though, I've heard about the snakelike appendages of ducks...

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Wed May 02, 2007 11:08 pm

Nipple, please.

ObTopic: Donald Duck was an important figure of my childhood. So that's where my love of the tentacle comes from!

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Thu May 03, 2007 12:02 am

Nightingale wrote:Oh, I posted it on The Poet Sanctuary. I've had spats with the TPS administration for a few years now about the crazy censoring, even when I was on the administration for well over a year. My favorite censored word at the moment is "nipples,"

Well, you're enbreastled to your opinion, but I like this one better.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Thu May 03, 2007 5:11 am

prettydragoon wrote:Nipple, please.

ObTopic: Donald Duck was an important figure of my childhood. So that's where my love of the tentacle comes from!

Interestingly enough, as soon as I got to this line:

Dr. Duckfucker wrote:The lower oviduct (the equivalent of the vagina in birds) is typically a simple tube. But when Dr. Brennan dissected some female ducks, she discovered they had a radically different anatomy. “There were all these weird structures, these pockets and spirals,” she said.

The first thing that sprang to mind was:

Daffy Duck wrote:Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Dodge! Parry! Spin! Hah! Thrust! *SWACK*

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu May 03, 2007 7:08 am

well.. that got my morning going. Nothing like reading about duck cock to start one's day.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Thu May 03, 2007 7:50 am

And my first thought after reading Raven's post is the word "oviduck."

Still, the Daffy Duck ref is

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Thu May 03, 2007 6:40 pm

gotta agree with Muffin. Also, because unrealted coincidences of windows, my brain now has irrevocably linked the concept of Daffy Duck tentacle pron and starwars thoruhg an unfornutate dropping of the prhase 'trench run'

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:15 pm

Trench run = French nun?

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:59 pm

Every time someone uses the phrase "Trench run" to describe sex, I imagine trying to pilot my way into a woman whose vagina is lined with LASER TURRETS.

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:52 pm

Would you consider spinnerets instead?

DmentDStuff · Post by **DmentDStuff** » Fri May 04, 2007 2:35 am

I never in my darkest heart of hearts thought I would ever be able to unleash this within the loosest context of a conversation or thread.

Prepare yourselves for the March Of The Sinister Ducks

You're going to hate me later because you're going to be singing it without even knowing you're doing it. Then you're going to realize what you're doing, and then curse my name. Then you'll start to do it again. This will stay with you for days.

Mwa-ha-ha!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Fri May 04, 2007 7:16 am

prettydragoon wrote:Would you consider spinnerets instead?

That comic is awesome.

Fireydragon · Post by **Fireydragon** » Fri May 04, 2007 9:11 am

DmentDStuff wrote:Prepare yourselves for the March Of The Sinister Ducks

I'd just managed to erase that song from my memory...
Damn you!!!

DmentDStuff · Post by **DmentDStuff** » Fri May 04, 2007 1:05 pm

fireydragon wrote:I'd just managed to erase that song from my memory...
Damn you!!!

Tee-hee!

*scampers away*

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Fri May 04, 2007 5:10 pm

That song is awesome! *adds to playlist in a semipermanent fashion*