International Spank Your Maid Month Comic Up!

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:03 am

Kittyboymuffin wrote:Same here! ^^

(Blegh, the top-100 link no worky)

Google "Fundies say the darnest things"

"Gravity doesn't exist!"

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:04 am

k, I couldn't get more than halfway through the homosexual-son one, blegh. @.x

I'm trying to skip over that and read more of them, but the top of my head keeps unscrewing.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:41 am

Yeah, some of those are kinda sad...

"I'm just gonna find a therapist who will tell me what I want to hear. Lalalala. Oh shit, my son killed himself because I said he was going to hell."

Though I did like the one about the mother who said that her son's secret girlfriend left a dirty magazine with naked men in it in her son's bedroom... I think she's gonna have to rethink her position.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:02 pm

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

MUAHAHAHAHA

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:13 pm

My personal favorite:

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.

Indeed they would. Why something giving off that much energy would probably glow as bright as the sun. That would be pretty hard to miss.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:17 pm

"How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread"

LMAO how come we can't speak monkey?

lady.. you ARE speaking monkey.

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:16 pm

"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"

This is just too funny. Talk about blind faith.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:12 am

*starts singing* See The Fundie Little Clown

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:53 am

All a preliminary Google search gives me are a bag that says, "I support the homosexual agenda" and a Cafepress page with a multitude of items featuring a notebook page that states, "Homosexual agenda TOP SECRET put out trash 2) be treated equally 3) buy milk."

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:30 am

oo going to have to have Matt tie me up and spank me then

woohooo hun!!!!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:00 pm

And of course you have to sell webcam footage of that on the internet.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:44 am

"I, for one, welcome our new lesbian overlords ..."