MistressMaggie wrote:either your boss drinks cold coffee, or you have a dick of steel.
I put it in the microwave to warm it up after I'm done.
the coffee too.
Exposed metal, even if rounded as would be common for a Phallus, can generate electrical arcs when left in the microwave! Extensive damage and fire would be likely results if done repeatedly!
Forensics! Confiscate the Microwave!
Think the Unthinkable,
Do the Undoable,
"F" the Ineffable,
And Unscrew the Inscrutable.
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
Ghastly wrote: Stupid and wrong and completely defeats the spirit of child protection laws.
Since when has the spirit of a law ever mattered at all?
When Uncle Spooge met the Goatse of Fistmas Past, of course! Who proceeded to indoctrinate him in the ways of the lawyer, so he could legalize necrophilia, such that all the OTHER Goatse's of Various Things Past could have their post-mortem needs satisfied.
Duh.
Tyrrlan wrote:*imagines a PSA for safe sex fronted by a tentacle demon*
"And remember kids, if you're going to engage in tentacle rape...at least be safe about it! Contact your local hentai clinic for more details. Our buxom, scantily-clad nurses will attend to your every need and question. While humiliating you with anal beads, of course."
DmentDStuff wrote:
"To stretch, perchance to cream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that stretch and cream what cream may come
When we have wanked off this mortal (tenta)coil,
Must give us paws: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long a pipe;
For who would bear the whips and crops of time..."
Wow! I have two quotes in a single page. That's fancy respect indeed!
"The secret of happiness is this: let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions to the things and persons that interest you be as far as possible friendly rather than hostile." - Bertrand Russell
"A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim." - George Santayana
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
RavenxDrake wrote:They're a bit too rich to eat (the glucose-spunk in the middle I mean, not the chocolate) but I hate to take a bite out of one and then have it dribble down my beard in an "I like men too" way...
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
BriHahn wrote:*pat pat* Don't worry Maggie. There's nothing that can't be worked out.... with a little elbow grease and some lube. *chuckles*
Good one darlin'!
"The secret of happiness is this: let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions to the things and persons that interest you be as far as possible friendly rather than hostile." - Bertrand Russell
"A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim." - George Santayana
