Lawfull Stupid, Chaotic Evil? True Neutral?

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Lawfull Stupid, Chaotic Evil? True Neutral?

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http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20001222b

Me, I got Chaotic Good. And you know, I awnsered what I'd awnser in real life (though most people wouldn't go for the shotgun marriage or poisoning the king, let alone in places where you don't have a king)
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!

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Post by SickandCute »

I got neutral good.

I'm a fence sitter!

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SickandCute wrote:I'm a fence sitter!
pure neutral. I am the true fence sitter.
Polymer chemists do it in chains.

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Lawful Good. I'm in two AD&D campaigns. In one, I play a Lawful Good cleric of Hieroneous. In the other, I play a paladin of Hieroneous, which must be Lawful Good.

I am really an atheist who despises religions. And never call me a capitalist. Just remember the AD&D alignment system only exists for game effects and morality is far more complex than a two-dimenional graph.
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Neutral.

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Neutral

A neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. She doesn’t feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most neutrality is a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil. After all, she would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, she’s not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. The common phrase for neutral is "true neutral." Neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion

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Neutral Evil... :twisted:
Can't say I was expecting that :wink:
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Post by BenMCOB »

Lawful Good

I was expecting something a little more less Lawful. Maybe not Chaotic Good but, Neutral Good maybe. Guess I need to start being a little more random and less caring of the consequences.
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Post by ManaUser »

fireydragon wrote:Neutral Evil... :twisted:
Can't say I was expecting that :wink:
Of course not.

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Neutral.
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Chaotic good. Basically an act utilitarian.
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Lawful Stupid. A bit suprised. I usually have more fun playing evil characters.

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Neutral, but I do drive a five-speed ...

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Post by LeftTentacleGreen »

Chaotic Neutral

I've always hated rules for alignment. They're so stupid. Good and evil are purely subjective terms. There is no act so abusive that it isn't beneficial to at least one person in some way. Likewise, there is no act that it is so beneficial that it does not cause harm to at least one personin some way.
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Lawful Good. I guess I'm not as bad as I thought.
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Post by Fnyunj »

Neutral.

I like playing Neutral clerics, and channelling negative (which means instead of turning undead, I control them - which often has a lot more slapstick potential).

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Full Neutral, though sometimes I err on the side of Chaotic. ;)
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Chaotic Good

A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he’s kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. Chaotic good is the best alignment you can be because it combines a good heart with a free spirit.

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Chaotic Neutral

A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn’t strive to protect others’ freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. The chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). The common phrase for chaotic neutral is "true chaotic." Remember that the chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom both from society’s restrictions and from a do-gooder’s zeal.

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Post by Lulujayne »

Lawful Neutral... Surprising really, considering I freely admitted to having no qualms about spying on my country, or spitting on kittens, or wearing ball gowns spun from the souls of new-born babies etc. etc. just the usual little crosses that we all have to bear I s'pose :shifty:
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