A spanking! A spanking!SickandCute wrote:I am such a gigantic camwhore.
Member Pictures!
Forum rules
- Consider all threads NSFW
- Inlined legal images allowed
- No links to illegal content (CG-wide rule)
- Consider all threads NSFW
- Inlined legal images allowed
- No links to illegal content (CG-wide rule)
- LeftTentacleGreen
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 1013
- Joined: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:40 pm
- Contact:
-
- Regular Poster
- Posts: 73
- Joined: Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:40 pm
- Location: England
- Squidflakes
- Cartoon Villain
- Posts: 4484
- Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:49 am
- Location: Hovering Squidworld 97A
- Contact:
What exactly makes you a gigantic cam whore? You don't seem to be over 6 feet in height, 300 pounds in weight, or require clothing made from circus tents. Additionally, this photo does not indicate you towering over billboards, steeples, commercial buildings, multi-story residential units, or large monuments. Further more, you don't seem to be engaging in sexual practices for currency.SickandCute wrote:I am such a gigantic camwhore.
One must conclude from the evidence presented that you are neither gigantic nor are you a whore. Explain yourself.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
Visit the Naughty Tentacle Cosplay Gallery
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
Visit the Naughty Tentacle Cosplay Gallery
-
- Regular Poster
- Posts: 73
- Joined: Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:40 pm
- Location: England
what you can't see is the cities crushed beneath my gigantic feet or the midget crawling inside my anal passage, waving money about.squidflakes wrote:What exactly makes you a gigantic cam whore? You don't seem to be over 6 feet in height, 300 pounds in weight, or require clothing made from circus tents. Additionally, this photo does not indicate you towering over billboards, steeples, commercial buildings, multi-story residential units, or large monuments. Further more, you don't seem to be engaging in sexual practices for currency.SickandCute wrote:I am such a gigantic camwhore.
One must conclude from the evidence presented that you are neither gigantic nor are you a whore. Explain yourself.
- Squidflakes
- Cartoon Villain
- Posts: 4484
- Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:49 am
- Location: Hovering Squidworld 97A
- Contact:
The photo is blurry and poorly lit.SickandCute wrote:what you can't see is the cities crushed beneath my gigantic feet or the midget crawling inside my anal passage, waving money about.squidflakes wrote:What exactly makes you a gigantic cam whore? You don't seem to be over 6 feet in height, 300 pounds in weight, or require clothing made from circus tents. Additionally, this photo does not indicate you towering over billboards, steeples, commercial buildings, multi-story residential units, or large monuments. Further more, you don't seem to be engaging in sexual practices for currency.SickandCute wrote:I am such a gigantic camwhore.
One must conclude from the evidence presented that you are neither gigantic nor are you a whore. Explain yourself.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
Visit the Naughty Tentacle Cosplay Gallery
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
Visit the Naughty Tentacle Cosplay Gallery
-
- Regular Poster
- Posts: 73
- Joined: Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:40 pm
- Location: England
- Squidflakes
- Cartoon Villain
- Posts: 4484
- Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:49 am
- Location: Hovering Squidworld 97A
- Contact:
Yes, I do expect to be drunk at a ridiculous time in the morning, but that still doesn't answer my question.SickandCute wrote:well, what can you expect, drunk at a ridiculous time in the morning?
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
Visit the Naughty Tentacle Cosplay Gallery
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
Visit the Naughty Tentacle Cosplay Gallery
- Ce6
- Regular Poster
- Posts: 662
- Joined: Mon Dec 01, 2003 8:27 pm
- Location: two blocks from the ocean
- Contact:
Okay, NOW nudity appears to be required.PopeMac wrote:The Pope demands nudity!
You may not be, and I am definitely not Catholic, but hey, he's the freakin' Pope!
Life is what you make of it. You only get one shot, do with it what you can to make it the best.
Rants, raves, and just about anything else I feel like sharing on no particular topic whatsoever.
"The world...it's...it's full of stupid." -JB
"I'm going to the special hell." - Ghastly
Rants, raves, and just about anything else I feel like sharing on no particular topic whatsoever.
"The world...it's...it's full of stupid." -JB
"I'm going to the special hell." - Ghastly
Whether or not you are Catholic is irrelevant; the point is, I have an amazing hat. No one can say no to the funny hat.
99 Duesenflieger
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons
Yay for funny hats!
Also, lovely pic SickandCute, I look forward to seeing more.
Also, lovely pic SickandCute, I look forward to seeing more.

Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
- Resident /B/tard
- Regular Poster
- Posts: 72
- Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:56 pm
Pirate Lassies, eh?
Here's Old:

Here's Newer:

Here's Me and Brother:

Mebbe I'll have more soon. I should have a gig this summer at our state Ren Faire, if all goes according to plan...
Here's Old:

Here's Newer:

Here's Me and Brother:

Mebbe I'll have more soon. I should have a gig this summer at our state Ren Faire, if all goes according to plan...
Ambarabà ciccì coccò
tre civette sul comò
che facevano l'amore
con la figlia del dottore.
Ma la mamma le chiamò...
Ambarabà ciccì coccò.
tre civette sul comò
che facevano l'amore
con la figlia del dottore.
Ma la mamma le chiamò...
Ambarabà ciccì coccò.
Awesome outfits! 
I <3 Ren Faires.

I <3 Ren Faires.
Village Idiot Vs World webcomic and other works of art
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer