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Well that was embarrassing...

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Alright, where to start? Where to start? I suppose I'll start by stating that while I'm at work (I work at a small, mainly second-hand, bookstore in my neighbourhood) there usually aren't many customers so I get the free time to talk to Squiddy on the phone. And every so often we indulge in some phone sex, I generally go down to the bottom of the stairs that are behind the counter. :twisted:

So today, Squiddy and I were partaking in some racy language and masturbation. I wasn't being very loud even though when I checked before I went downstairs there weren't any people in the store. But anyhoo, picture this: I was sitting on the bottom stair in the basement of the store, my fly wide open, with a hand in my panties. I had just referred to Squiddy as "daddy" and was about to come, my eyes were closed and I suddenly heard an "Ahem, could you please help me out?" I looked up to the top of the stairs and there was a woman standing there looking at me. :oops: I replied with an "Um... yep! Sure, I'll be there in a moment!" and leaped up, put my pants on properly and hopped up the stairs after wiping my hands on my pants. :P While I rung her items through she didn't look me in the eye and I had to keep from giggling, whilst turning brighter and brighter red. It was an adventure to say the least. Sadly though, I didn't end up finishing because I was a bit shaken up about being caught and was suddenly not in the mood.

And that's my story for today! :D
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*grins*

You always manage to make my girlybits all tingly...
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wow that was hot.

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I'm surprised she didn't just leave you alone and exit the store.

Good story!!

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Really, I'm just surprised that:

1) She didn't ring the bell on the counter to get me
2) If she had rung the bell I didn't hear it
and
3) She stepped beyond the counter to get me, most people don't go beyond the counter as it is very very often not a customer-friendly place.
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Maybe she was enjoying the scene for a bit? ;)
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Yeah that's what I thought... :S Oh well!
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There's the makings of a really cheesy porn scene there :D
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Uh...I'm gonna say, that's not too professional. Your boss would have justification to fire you for that.
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There's the makings of a really cheesy porn scene there
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Post by LindaH »

oooo scuse me *rushes off to bathroom*

wow that is .. so embarrasing
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Indigo Violent wrote:Your boss would have justification to fire you for that.
She made the sale. That's what counts.

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Indigo Violent wrote:Uh...I'm gonna say, that's not too professional. Your boss would have justification to fire you for that.
Well, firing would be a bit too severe. I'd recommend dressing her up in something frilly and giving her a proper spanking. Then having her stand in a corner with her skirt up and her panties down so that customers entering the store would be able to see that the staff is well disciplined. I predict it would boost business.

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Indigo Violent wrote:Uh...I'm gonna say, that's not too professional. Your boss would have justification to fire you for that.
First off, I'll tell you, I'm a teenage girl who works a crappy job in a book store where nothing happens. I don't particularily care about professionalism. This is just a way for me to pass my time and make money.
Also, considering I work alone, nobody important shall find out. That's a nice part of my job, literally nobody, since it has opened, has been fired. Even if we do something wrong that they find out about, such as we're under on our till by ten bucks, as long as we call it in we get a slap on the wrist. I'm generally a good worker, I'm never over 25 cents short on my till, I try to help customers best I can and I'm friendly towards the customers. The only reason I slipped up was because I'm so used to working the night shift on Saturdays, 6-9 and later in the day on Sundays. Those are the two times that hardly anyone comes in, especially Saturday so I just got used to it I guess. *shrug* Oh well, it was still amusing. :)
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Post by Kittyboymuffin »

Hmm ... that vaguely IS hot .... :O

Still, I would agree with Ghastly, but now my mind's stuck on that one scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "A spanking! A spanking! There's going to be a spanking!"
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Awkward, I wish to thank you for reminding me, there are always new and more interesting places to masturbate.
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Kittyboymuffin wrote:Hmm ... that vaguely IS hot .... :O
Vaguely...? Yeah... About as vague as big red letters two-hundred feet tall written along the Dover coast.

And then Ghastly's post comes along and *ZING!* the red letters get a bright neon glow that can be seen from space.




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alter alias wrote:Awkward, I wish to thank you for reminding me, there are always new and more interesting places to masturbate.
:D Anytime.

And Honor, you rock my non-existant cock. <3 I also got good visuals from Unka G's post. *giggles and runs after Honor into her bunk*
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awkwardschoolgirl wrote:
Indigo Violent wrote:Uh...I'm gonna say, that's not too professional. Your boss would have justification to fire you for that.
First off, I'll tell you, I'm a teenage girl who works a crappy job in a book store where nothing happens. I don't particularily care about professionalism.
Whether you care or not, it's still not professional. I work a crappy retail job too and I still think I have a responsibility to do it properly.
Also, considering I work alone, nobody important shall find out.
So? Doesn't alter the fact that you shouldn't have been doing it.
That's a nice part of my job, literally nobody, since it has opened, has been fired.
Didn't say you necessarily would be, just that a lot of employers would consider it grounds for termination.
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Indigo Violent wrote:
awkwardschoolgirl wrote:
Indigo Violent wrote:Uh...I'm gonna say, that's not too professional. Your boss would have justification to fire you for that.
First off, I'll tell you, I'm a teenage girl who works a crappy job in a book store where nothing happens. I don't particularily care about professionalism.
Whether you care or not, it's still not professional. I work a crappy retail job too and I still think I have a responsibility to do it properly.
Well, you obviously overlooked the part where I stated that I do do my job properly. The fact that I was doing that, in a no-customer zone, doesn't mean I wasn't doing my job properly, I was simply taking a break.
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