Honor wrote:*Tackles and hugs Gelly fiercely. Then plows her like fourty acres of fertile field.*
*grin*
Hi there, lovely.
*Oof!* Wowza! I knew there was a reason I was sitting here naked, other than the heat.
It's much easier to be plowed by Honor this way.
*hugs* Well hello yourself, gorgeous. I hear tell there's to be a big all girl happytime fest in your bunk...
Though, the idea of all of us in leather and latex, with strap-ons handy, puts a picture in my head.
One of Swordsie all bound up in a puddle on the floor - all of us standing over him, hands on hips, dildos swaying and evil impish grins on our faces...oh that's a visual indeed.
The sadist in me thinks it would be more fun to taunt him and then commence our girls only happytime fun just out of his reach. Maybe with a remote control vibrator put someplace extra special and we all get to have fun with the controls.
Aaaahhh...It's nice to be back.
"This salad semen smells funny. Honey have you been eating a lot of asparagus lately?" ~Gealachtine
aeridus wrote:Prism rocks. Pity his website is currently down, been down for ages it seems. I emailed him and he says it shouldn't be down... but the guy who owns the domain is having trouble getting it paid for apparently.
post the link anyway, can always toss it into the wayback machine and see if they've got it.
and RavenxDrake... wowza, thankies muchly, Yui Shop's definately a good set of collections for the rubbery goodness... i've got 1-4... but now to nkow ther'es 22 of them O.o meep.
Also, the tormenting Swordie plan.. wouldn't he like that almsot as much as being assaulted from all directions with the strapons?
aeridus wrote:Prism rocks. Pity his website is currently down, been down for ages it seems. I emailed him and he says it shouldn't be down... but the guy who owns the domain is having trouble getting it paid for apparently.
post the link anyway, can always toss it into the wayback machine and see if they've got it.
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
aeridus wrote:Looks like Michelle Trachtenberg riding a tentacle!
Everything about that statement makes me tingle.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
the picture in her wikipedia entry is the opposite of sexy.
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."
Michelle Trachtenberg played Nona Mecklenburg on "The Adventures of Pete and Pete". Between her and the girl who played Ellen, that show provided comedy, tragedy, and hours upon hours of spank fodder.
By the By, Iggy Pop played her Dad on the show. Wooo! Iggy Pop!
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
aeridus wrote:Looks like Michelle Trachtenberg riding a tentacle!
Maybe in another 10 years...I looked at both the wiki pic Honor talked about and the drawing - I see the resemblence - but the gal on the tentacle looks more like an older sister.
I agree with Honor and having seen this actress in Buffy - I still agree - not sexy. But then, I didn't find many members of the Buffy cast sexy in the slightest.
"This salad semen smells funny. Honey have you been eating a lot of asparagus lately?" ~Gealachtine
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
The direct link doesn't work, so you have to search a bit, but there are some rather nice pictures of her on the site
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
Kittyboymuffin wrote:I don't! <strike>Her boobs are too floppy!</strike> There's flowers in the way of her naughtybits!
Her boobs are natural - I think it's more of her leg is in the way, than flowers - heheheh.
But everyone is entitled to their own preferences.
Personally, I think this culture is too damned wrapped up in the idea of "perfect" - there is no such thing as a woman without flaws unless she's been surgically altered or is under the age of 20. (and even then...)
I prefer a woman who's breasts weigh heavy in my hands, whose hips and ass I can grab onto, who has a slightly rounded belly and thighs. Mmmmm...curves and softness, that makes me all tingly.
"This salad semen smells funny. Honey have you been eating a lot of asparagus lately?" ~Gealachtine
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
gealachtine wrote:Her boobs are natural - I think it's more of her leg is in the way, than flowers - heheheh.
Her boobs may be natural, but there's something unnatural about the rest of her. I'm not quite sure what. Anyone else think so? But I like the picture anyway, I'll just assume she's not human. Incidently, I don't think her friend is a troll either, I've never heard of a troll with wings.
Uh, kittyboy, that's what a real woman's tits look like. Get used to it or only date women with plastic frankenboobs.
"It is the difference between the unknown and the unknowable, between science and fantasy - it is a matter of essence. The four points of the compass be logic, knowledge, wisdom and the unknown. Some do bow in that final direction. Others advance upon it. To bow before the one is to lose sight of the three. I may submit to the unknown, but never to the unknowable. The man who bows in that final direction is either a saint or a fool. I have no use for either."
That's what my boobs look like out of a bra, and I've never had any complaints.
"In operating system terms, what would you say the legal system is equivalent to?"
"Slow. Buggy. Uses up all allocated resources and still needs more. Windows. Definitely Windows."
~Freefall
tellner wrote:Uh, kittyboy, that's what a real woman's tits look like. Get used to it or only date women with plastic frankenboobs.
Not every woman has those breasts, and I would imagine we've all seen enough porn to know that.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
~Gealachtine
Pity his website is currently down, been down for ages it seems. I emailed him and he says it shouldn't be down... but the guy who owns the domain is having trouble getting it paid for apparently.
