I'm going to the special hell.

Lictor · Post by **Lictor** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:13 am

When I say everything I mean Everything. Seriously, think about it.

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:27 am

Honor wrote: Me too... I'd say (with only a small wink) that if food doesn't give you emotional fulfillment, you're not eating the right foods.

Beyond that, though, I think it may be, in part for me at least, partially an age thing... At this point, decent sex once ever couple weeks would be fine for me, but good food is a chance to have a little moment (several minutes, really) of bliss, several times a day, every day. There's so very much more variety possible in food...

well mayhap a snack of honor..

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Wed May 24, 2006 8:38 am

Lictor wrote:When I say everything I mean Everything. Seriously, think about it.

Yeah... You beat me to it. I was gonna suggest an experiment. Our subject will carry on with her life as usual, but we will feed her only on cream-o-wheat fortified with an infusion of crushed vitamins.

I'd be willing to bet on how long a person would last.

Goddessmisca wrote:well mayhap a snack of honor...

Heh... Come 'n' get it.

Kite-chan wrote:i'd like to amend the 'possible' to 'readily available', just because, while it's almsot as easy to get really creative with sex as it is with food, i agree the resources for refining that creativity into funcitonal practice is infinitely easier with food.

eh... urm... well, I guess I'd mostly agree. But, really, I don't think it's anywhere near as easy to get anywhere near as creative with sex. 90-odd percent of the creativity possible is really easy, of course... Maybe easier than food. But that last 8 or 10 percent is harder to get to, and it still falls just books and books and books full of stuff short of the sheer amount of creativity you can do with food.

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Wed May 24, 2006 8:50 am

*shrug* You can survive without sex indefinitely. You can maybe go a week or two without food. And if something must be had to survive, it should be good. Otherwise, what's the point? ^^;

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:15 am

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Thu May 25, 2006 5:09 pm

Indigo Violent wrote:I too will be spending the afterlife among the heretics - although I very nearly qualify as a "virtuous unbeliever", aparently.
I think some of them are trick questions, though. For example, "Do you repent of your sins?" Well, no. I feel bad about the things I've done wrong, but since I don't believe in God, it's not really possible to ask him to forgive me, so in that sense I don't repent. Or, "Do you have any pagan religious beliefs?" I don't have any religious beliefs, but some people think being an atheist would count under this category. Or the one about political scandals. I don't believe it would be moral, but it is fairly effective.

Me, too! Some of them, (I hemmed and hawed over those same questions, plus a few others), by answering, be it yay or nay, imply a religious or otherwise belief that I do not hold. How am I supposed to answer? X.X

I'm level 6 -- guessed that ahead of time.

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level                     | Score
Purgatory                 | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo           | High
Level 2                   | Moderate
Level 3                   | High
Level 4                   | High
Level 5                   | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7                   | High
Level 8- the Malebolge    | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus         | Low

And I had to re-format the results so they'd line up...

Myself · Post by **Myself** » Fri May 26, 2006 8:11 pm

Been a while since Ive posted here but I liked the survey.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

While my Results were :

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Im so in the crap when I die . Well I can fight teh Furries and turn their minions against them I guess.

Shirt Guy Xom · Post by **Shirt Guy Xom** » Fri May 26, 2006 9:17 pm

The Oblivion Man · Post by **The Oblivion Man** » Sun May 28, 2006 9:17 am

You know, maybe it's just me, but I would have thought the Lustful hell would be more common than the Violent hell with this group. Must have had something to do with all the tentacle rape....

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Sun May 28, 2006 1:21 pm

Repenting Believers - High
Violent - Extreme

It's the number 7 train for me.

HireTheCatches · Post by **HireTheCatches** » Sun May 28, 2006 3:36 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

We're just all happy little heretics, aren't we? At least when we get there we can have a party. Who's gonna bring the flaming liquid brimstone nacho dip?

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:33 am

see, i jst think we're all tehre rather than lustful because the test doens't ask enough meaningful questions about sex.

Illithid Tentacles · Post by **Illithid Tentacles** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:17 am

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Meh. I'm too lazy to format it. Anyway, wherever I end up, it looks like I won't be lacking in company, at least.

Lictor · Post by **Lictor** » Wed May 31, 2006 2:52 pm

kite-san wrote:see, i jst think we're all tehre rather than lustful because the test doens't ask enough meaningful questions about sex.

I think anything but lights out missionary is considered sodomy.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed May 31, 2006 4:46 pm

Sounds about right

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:33 am

no, i'm pretty sure once there's multiple phalli originating from a single organism it's "courting with demons" as well as sodomy.

Gible · Post by **Gible** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:50 pm

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

Nothing like good bad company

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