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DaB Jesus is the best Jesus ever!!!

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Drunk and Bitter Jesus is perhaps one of my favorite characters in the entire comic, and todays comic is a good exampile of all the reasons why.

-halo

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Hey, he has to get his laughs somehow. ;)
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Technically, I can't argue too much with what he said ... I just hope AW's family's 'alternative' form of celebration was caused by someone else's practical joke. For a while, I thought her dad was performing a weird form of child abuse.
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Error of Logic wrote:Technically, I can't argue too much with what he said ... I just hope AW's family's 'alternative' form of celebration was caused by someone else's practical joke. For a while, I thought her dad was performing a weird form of child abuse.
that is what i got out of it too.

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Halo299 wrote:
Error of Logic wrote:Technically, I can't argue too much with what he said ... I just hope AW's family's 'alternative' form of celebration was caused by someone else's practical joke. For a while, I thought her dad was performing a weird form of child abuse.
that is what i got out of it too.

-halo
Oh, well. At least DBJ put that worry to rest. I assume he's speaking thruthfully ...
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I'm just giggly that he thought "Oh Christ"

Course, I think it would have been just as funny if he thought something like "Oh tabernac" but that's just because I think that's a hilarious curse.
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I would've expected an "Oh me", but it's all good.

Hey, maybe he invoked Christ's name because, although he may be Jesus of Nazareth, that doesn't make him the Messiah!

Ghastly, what kind of Gnostic speculation are you making here? :o
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Absolutely hilarious work - as usual. I was dying after reading this one.

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I swear. This strip gets better and better with every week.

If it was a daily strip, it would easily rival PvP.
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Post by Sheramil »

should Drunk And Bitter Jesus be muttering "Oh Christ!"?

i admit "dear me!" doesn't have quite the same impact.

DaBJ strikes me as the sort of guy who could mutter "Krishna H Vishnu" without any irony whatsoever.

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feh, not too into the whole drunk and bitter jesus. Cynicism isnt always my particular cup of tea.
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I wonder what he'd be like with one of his descriptors removed ...
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Will there also be soon Stoned n' Jolly Buddha and Paranoid n' Grunting Muhammed?
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XD

Trippy and Overly Friendly Confucius anyone?
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Sane and moral president?
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Error of Logic wrote:Sane and moral president?
sorry that is TOO farfetched.

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Error of Logic wrote:Sane and moral president?
Sorry, if your lucky you get ONE of the above sometimes, but you never get both.
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Error of Logic wrote:Sane and moral president?

*sighs* why, why can there not be a clever and witty way to point out the juxtoposition of name and statement, whyyyyyy? :P
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kite-san wrote:
Error of Logic wrote:Sane and moral president?

*sighs* why, why can there not be a clever and witty way to point out the juxtoposition of name and statement, whyyyyyy? :P
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kite-san wrote:
Error of Logic wrote:Sane and moral president?

*sighs* why, why can there not be a clever and witty way to point out the juxtoposition of name and statement, whyyyyyy? :P
o_o; I hope you're being facetious ... I know I was. There have been some good presidents. Just not in the recent past...
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