How do you view sex?

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:04 pm

I'm sorry I disappointed you... I obviously deserve a spanking... a hard one. Possibly with a paddle?

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:06 pm

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:I'm sorry I disappointed you... I obviously deserve a spanking... a hard one. Possibly with a paddle?

Nope. Just a time-out. On a stool, in a corner. By yourself. No toys. And no touching.

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:08 pm

*wimper*

...can Squiddy come too? *puppy dog eyes*

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:10 pm

No. Squiddy read the long, boring essay.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:12 pm

Honor wrote:
RantinAn wrote:Good grief, i missed you guys. *hugs everyone*
Annie-chan!!!

*pouncehugtacklekissrape!!*

*Moansqueecumtillifaint.*
Thaught that might happen i did

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:13 pm

Awwww... Well, if I read it can he come too?

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:27 pm

Well, shucks I read it all the way through... now can I get my spankings and my squiddy? Pwetty pwease?

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:29 pm

Ok... You get Squiddy, I'll get the paddle and the crop.

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:32 pm

Squee all of my fantasies coming true!!! But of course as soon as I have to go to bed... stupid school ruining my ability to stay up late talking sexy to Squiddy and Honor...

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:06 pm

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:Squee all of my fantasies coming true!!! But of course as soon as I have to go to bed... stupid school ruining my ability to stay up late talking sexy to Squiddy and Honor...

Stupid work doing the same thing to me.

Honor, I did read the essay, but I'm up to my ink sac in IP telephony at the moment, and as much as I'd like to say something witty, I'm finding that I can only communicate in QoS statements and route-maps.

Though, this whole paddling thing is sounding pretty good.

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:10 pm

Indigo Violent wrote:Why not? Reasonably, that's what it is. Yes, sex feels a million times better than taking a piss, but it's still on about the same intellectual level as far as I'm concerned. It feels good because it satisfies a certain basic instinct, not because it's some kind of amazing transcendant spiritual experience.

I don't remember saying anyithing about "spirituality" or "trascendent".

I think the experience of sex is a lot more complex and requires a lot more intellectual involvement than going to the bathroom. But of course, this is not true for some people. I guess for some fucking must be as boring as taking a dump without a magazine.

Eating an exquisite dish prepared by a professional chef and eating a greasy hamburger flipped by a nose-picking retard are technically the same biological function. But only an imbecile would say both experiences are equal.

At the biological level, sex is just that: Satisfaction of a basic instinct. But as animals with imagination, we can expand that experience in so many levels...

Of course, not everyone has an imagination.

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:14 pm

Honor wrote: Maybe your ability to feel pity was lost at the same time as your ability to understand the meaning of the word "virgin"... Or, for that matter, much of the rest of the language.

Sure. The same way you lost the ability to recognize sarcasm.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:59 pm

*fucks 200 girls in a row for... comparison reasons. yeah.*

Actually, the weird thing is that right now I enjoy cuddling more than sex... partly because condoms dull any sensation whatsoever (possibly because I am not circumcised and wearing a condom is similar to "putting mr. penis away"). No holds barred sex is quite probably much better, though.

Granted, I've only had one week of sex last year so far, so I have little to pull from, but cuddling is oh so relaxing and there's no problems with stamina.

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:08 pm

Tha_Pig wrote:Eating an exquisite dish prepared by a professional chef and eating a greasy hamburger flipped by a nose-picking retard are technically the same biological function.

How is that incompatible with what I said?

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:21 pm

Tha_Pig wrote:Sure. The same way you lost the ability to recognize sarcasm.

Another word - concept you seem to have misplaced the meaning to... Sarcasm was a daily staple in our household growing up... It was elevated to an artform. Nothing you've said bears any substantial resemblance to sarcasm. A lot of people can't tell sarcasm from simple dirision, perhaps because they can't tell irony (upon which sarcasm depends) from tragic coincidence.

Tha_Pig wrote:Eating an exquisite dish prepared by a professional chef and eating a greasy hamburger flipped by a nose-picking retard are technically the same biological function. But only an imbecile would say both experiences are equal.

See... That's the thing, she never said they were equal. Nothing she said hints at them being equal. She didn't even say they were qualitatitively similar. She just said they were behaviorally similar.

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:19 am

RantinAn wrote:Good grief, i missed you guys. *hugs everyone*
For me sex is qwhat it is. no more, no less.Its different every time, so i dont go categorizing it.

*tacklemolests*

Ann!!!!! missed you too *cuddles*

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:18 pm

hmmm..... i'm not sure how to put it.. i know how i see it, i just don't know comprehensible words for it. mostly it's a means of expressing love, affeciton, and sharing happiness... but there's more to it than that that i'm not really sure how to put words to...

also, Honor, what sort of paddle? normal leather, plsatic, or one of the nifty electric ones with the dial-a-zap? ~_^

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:45 pm

kite-san wrote:hmmm..... i'm not sure how to put it.. i know how i see it, i just don't know comprehensible words for it. mostly it's a means of expressing love, affeciton, and sharing happiness... but there's more to it than that that i'm not really sure how to put words to...

also, Honor, what sort of paddle? normal leather, plsatic, or one of the nifty electric ones with the dial-a-zap? ~_^

how about the back of a wooden hairbrush?