Chocolate Cock of Christ!

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:35 pm

Cosplay Girl's father inserted chocolate cocks in her anus?

Queenhank · Post by **Queenhank** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:42 pm

Oh, come on! Who DIDN'T?!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:48 pm

And this just makes the tentacle monsters want to rape her to get at the candy.

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:12 pm

(post deleted)

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:15 pm

todays comic really caught me off guard.

in a good way....and a bad way...at the same time.

i liked it

-halo

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:01 pm

"Pumpkin" is the best nickname a man can give his lil' girl.

Unless she calls her boyfriend "Daddy", though, Ghastly may have ruined it.

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:05 am

Peaches wrote:"Pumpkin" is the best nickname a man can give his lil' girl.

Unless she calls her boyfriend "Daddy", though, Ghastly may have ruined it.

ehh dont all girls call their boyfriends daddy?.. i know i do..

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:13 am

Christine calls me daddy. And "baby" for that matter. Her plans for her birthday are, verbatim, "going out with my girls, and my baby, and having fun."

I call her Princess, Angel, Baby Girl, Dirty Girl, and when we're playing rough, "You filthy fucking cum-guzzling slut".

And of course we both use the usual sweetie, hon, sweetheart, etc.

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:14 am

kingofthemorlocks wrote:You filthy fucking cum-guzzling slut".

*perks* *writes that down to suggest to Matt that he uses*

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:46 am

I usually don't dirtytalk during sex, but that may change depending on who it's with.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:29 am

From time to time Christine wants rough filthy animalistic fucking. She just wants to be thrown down on the bed and have her brains fucked out. She's very much a sub, while I'm a switch, so I usually play dom for her (although she promised me that for my birthday she'll spank me so hard that the police will be able to identify her by the fingerprints on my ass

)

Anyhoo, she loves it when I talk really dirty to her, and she talks back just as dirty. She loves the fact that I'm attracted to chubby girls (because it means she can eat all the chocolate she wants and she'll still be indescribably gorgeous to me) and that tends to get incorporated into our dirty-talk.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:50 am

Peaches wrote:"Pumpkin" is the best nickname a man can give his lil' girl.

Damn straight. Hell, it even works the other way around.

Unless she calls her boyfriend "Daddy", though, Ghastly may have ruined it.

>.> you mean that's not common?

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:05 am

LindaH wrote:ehh dont all girls call their boyfriends daddy?.. i know i do..

Tristan is, 98% of the time, Tristan. The other times he's "good boy", "mine", "beloved heat source" (what good is a boyfriend who doesn't keep you toasty warm, after all) and, when I'm feeling sarcastic, "darling".

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:06 pm

LindaH wrote:ehh dont all girls call their boyfriends daddy?.. i know i do..

Never had one call me that. "Baby"? Yeah, at least the Black ones.

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:38 pm

I've NEVER called my boyfriend Daddy.

Beautiful, Babe, hun, and this one gets "doll"

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:03 pm

I've been called "Daddy" by a few...

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:39 pm

Honor wrote:I've been called "Daddy" by a few...

No offense, but that opens a can of psychological worms I'm not entirely sure I want to fish with, if you can unmix my metaphors.

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:48 pm

squidflakes wrote:
Peaches wrote:Unless she calls her boyfriend "Daddy", though, Ghastly may have ruined it.
>.> you mean that's not common?

I have nothing against jokes about incest (as long as they're lighthearted enough not to be taken seriously, as most of Ghastly is), but if I ever hear a man call his daughter "Pumpkin" after this, I'm going to imagine him playing "Ghastly Easter" with her.

Which will mean I could be walking around in public looking like...

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:12 pm

My mom calls me Pumpkin...

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:48 pm

RavenxDrake wrote:
Honor wrote:I've been called "Daddy" by a few...
No offense, but that opens a can of psychological worms I'm not entirely sure I want to fish with, if you can unmix my metaphors.

If you're asking what I think you're asking, I can 'splain by pointing out that "Daddy" is a perfectly good (and widely enough used) term for a specific kind of lesbian Dom.