Very Good Friday

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:41 pm

I guess we're only counting the self-induced ones, so, none so far.

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:45 pm

I'm up to 6 now...

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:52 pm

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:I'm up to 6 now...

Ahhh the joys of multiple orgasm.

Gentlemen, we got the shaft, and not in the good way, on that particular evolutionarly trait.

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:01 pm

What was that old story...

In the garden of Eden god said to Adam and Eve, "I've got two gifts; one for each of you. The first gift I offer is the ability to pee standing up." Adam jumped up and cut in "Oh I gotta have that one! That's something us guys need." So God granted him the ability to pee while standing up. "And to you, Eve, I give you the ability to have multiple orgasms" and Adam said "Oh, shit."

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:08 pm

My favorite version goes:

God was handing out gifts to Adam and Eve. He finally got down to the last two. "One is the ability to pee standing up..." and Adam jumped up and went "Oo! Oo! I want that one!" so God gave it to him and Adam ran off into the bushes to test his new ability. God then turned to Eve and said, "I guess that leaves the ability to have multiple orgasms for you, dear."

Sweet or Sour · Post by **Sweet or Sour** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:16 pm

squidflakes wrote:Ahhh the joys of multiple orgasm.

Gentlemen, we got the shaft, and not in the good way, on that particular evolutionarly trait.

Not necessarily, just that multiple orgasm for males are a bit more tricky to coerce into existence.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:14 pm

I've pulled it off only twice in my life.

Frombork! · Post by **Frombork!** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:31 am

Oh why oh why didn't I hear about this earlier? Time to make up for what I missed.

kingofthemorlocks wrote:Extra-absorbent my ass. I ran out of Kleenex and decided to use a paper towel to catch my spunk. My load went through the paper towel like a flamethrower through butter. And it was not like I was jacking off straight into the paper towel, no, it was held a couple inches below my dick for my cum to spill into.

Kwerki apparently did no research.

Unholy · Post by **Unholy** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:58 am

Well good Friday is over, so lets get the results in! How many times did you manage to masturbate on one of the holiest days of the christian year?

Goddessmisca: 0

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:06 am

None.

I worked a 12...

Unholy · Post by **Unholy** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:18 am

Goddessmisca wrote:None.

I worked a 12...

Well you'll just have to masturbate twice as furiously next year to make up for this year, lol

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:35 am

also 0...

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:35 am

I ended up with only 6, I went to a friends house and their bathroom door didn't lock.

PS Squiddy got to four.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:55 am

I stayed at a 2, I was tired all day.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:56 am

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:I ended up with only 6, I went to a friends house and their bathroom door didn't lock.

PS Squiddy got to four.

In my defense, I blew the video card on my gaming/porno PC and spent 6 hours jacking with the replacement card instead of my cock.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:03 am

I managed 4 good ones and 2 more weak, uncomfortable ones, the kind that are your genitalia's way of saying "Leave me alone."

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:31 am

My cold/sinus thing got way worse as the day wore on... By 3pm, and for the rest of the night, it was just out of the question. So I'm stuck at 7.

Unholy · Post by **Unholy** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:05 pm

kingofthemorlocks wrote:I managed 4 good ones and 2 more weak, uncomfortable ones, the kind that are your genitalia's way of saying "Leave me alone."

Well we'll count the 2 weak uncomfortable ones as half each, which gives you 5.

Results so far:-

Goddessmisca- 0
Wilmo- 0
Unholy- 1
Aeridus- 2
Squidflakes- 4
Awkwardschoolgirl- 6
King Of The Morlocks- 5
Honor- 7

At the moment Honor is the runaway winner with 7, congratulations lol. We still havent heard from the omnipotent Ghastly yet so dont celebrate right now...

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:33 pm

Now my question for next year is: is this the number of orgasms or the number of times I masterbate.... cause I could beat the 7 in one time (I'd have to try for that but 4 is pretty average for anything but a "I'm going to masturbate just to shut my pussy up but don't have time to enjoy it situation")

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:01 pm

Goddessmisca wrote:Now my question for next year is: is this the number of orgasms or the number of times I masterbate.... cause I could beat the 7 in one time (I'd have to try for that but 4 is pretty average for anything but a "I'm going to masturbate just to shut my pussy up but don't have time to enjoy it situation")

We already went over that, it only counts if you orgasm. And if you have multiple orgasms they each count seperately.