Kinky.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:48 am

More fun from the men's room right across the hall from my dorm.

Last night, around 11:30, I went to go refill my water bottles. I notice, out of my peripheral vision, that one of the stalls has a guy and a girl in it, and the girl is on her knees. I hear her say, in what sounded like a very weak voice, "close the door"

(Here I should mention that all the bathrooms in the building are built along the same plans, just stalls with toilets, no urinals, because what's a men's room one year could be a women's room the next)

My first thought is that she's been out drinking, got herself wasted, and was now puking while her boyfriend held her hair back.

I get back to my room, and realize, "wait a minute...I heard no sounds of puking, and the way her body was angled she wouldn't be able to comfortably vomit..."

Then it dawned on me. She was crouching in front of a dirty toilet while sucking his dick.

That's hot stuff right there.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:07 am

ahhhh college...

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:56 am

squidflakes wrote:ahhhh college...

Still woundering if I should go...

Queenhank · Post by **Queenhank** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:40 am

Sounds like you're at MY dorm!!!! I...ummm...I was TOTALLY vomiting. Seriously...

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 11:27 am

Eww....

~Sara

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:02 pm

HentaiCat wrote:
squidflakes wrote:ahhhh college...
Still woundering if I should go...

Get a fedora, and wander around the nearest bar on Friday or Saturday night. The hat will draw drunk girls to you, and they will fight over who gets to have sex with you.

My friend Nathan does this.

I should mention that this advice is for use in college towns.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:06 pm

HentaiCat wrote:
squidflakes wrote:ahhhh college...
Still woundering if I should go...

Yes.. For the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY IN ODIN'S BEARD, GO TO COLLEGE.

You will NOT be sorry to have a degree.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:08 pm

Yeah HC, I can vouch. High school sucks, but college is like the heavens opening and angels singing, compared to what goes on there.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:29 pm

Go to college. You are guaranteed to get laid at college, especially if you go to one like mine, where the student body is 75% female.

MNsane · Post by **MNsane** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:22 pm

squidflakes wrote:
HentaiCat wrote:
squidflakes wrote:ahhhh college...
Still woundering if I should go...
Yes.. For the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY IN ODIN'S BEARD, GO TO COLLEGE.

You will NOT be sorry to have a degree.

does that include The Unviersity of Bouncin Drunks from the bar you work at ?

Toawa · Post by **Toawa** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:51 pm

squidflakes wrote:
HentaiCat wrote:
squidflakes wrote:ahhhh college...
Still woundering if I should go...
Yes.. For the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY IN ODIN'S BEARD, GO TO COLLEGE.

You will NOT be sorry to have a degree.

But don't assume that having that degree will get automatically get you a good job for life. Certainly not anymore. There have been several jobs overlooked lately, because they aren't seen in the traditional "college" setting. (I speak mostly of the various trades, ie carpentry, metalworking, tooling, welding, electrician, plumbing, etc.) They have college degrees for these, but generally not from 4-year institutions. Don't think that "College" automatically means "4-year University."

(Brought to you by the Pizza Delivery Guy w/ a UIUC Computer Science Bachelor's degree.)

Myself · Post by **Myself** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:49 am

Toawa wrote:
squidflakes wrote:
HentaiCat wrote: Still woundering if I should go...
Yes.. For the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY IN ODIN'S BEARD, GO TO COLLEGE.

You will NOT be sorry to have a degree.
But don't assume that having that degree will get automatically get you a good job for life. Certainly not anymore. There have been several jobs overlooked lately, because they aren't seen in the traditional "college" setting. (I speak mostly of the various trades, ie carpentry, metalworking, tooling, welding, electrician, plumbing, etc.) They have college degrees for these, but generally not from 4-year institutions. Don't think that "College" automatically means "4-year University."

(Brought to you by the Pizza Delivery Guy w/ a UIUC Computer Science Bachelor's degree.)

Degrees usually cost you loads of cash that you can easily use on other things. Ignore college and get an apprenticeship in a manual trade like plumbing or such if you are looking for a good paying job.

But a degree is useless without a degree and the way its going to be is viceversa.

Rage · Post by **Rage** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:30 pm

Even if you are a virgin-for-life comp sci major (like I was) you will get laid, guaranteed (like I was).

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:41 pm

(Brought to you by the Pizza Delivery Guy w/ a UIUC Computer Science Bachelor's degree.)

but i'm a Computer Science Major

that makes me sad

-halo

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:50 pm

Try being a writing/philosophy double major. On the bright side, at least I know my degree will be of absolutely no use to anyone.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:23 pm

Well, you can always follow my example. The major of everything.

The Oblivion Man · Post by **The Oblivion Man** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:32 pm

Funny. Reminds of a couple of my adventures in nightclubland. Especially the one where I found myself sitting in a coffee shop a 4'am, and from the women's bathroom came a female voice shouting "YES! That's it, lick my ass!" loudly enough that people standing on the sidewalk outside the place heard it.

Queenhank · Post by **Queenhank** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:35 pm

See, this is why everybody should get a teaching certificate. Teachers are overworked, underpaid, and leaving the profession in DROVES. No matter WHAT you're certified to teach, there IS a job for you!

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:04 pm

Rage wrote:Even if you are a virgin-for-life comp sci major (like I was) you will get laid, guaranteed (like I was).

Unless you pick the school in the middle of nowhere with the 7:1 male:female ratio and that's not your preferred orientation....
no, I'm not bitter...well... maybe just a little, but who isn't?

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:04 pm

Rage wrote:Even if you are a virgin-for-life comp sci major (like I was) you will get laid, guaranteed (like I was).

Heck, i plan to devirginize a comp sci major if he's interested in me too...

~Sara