Any good jokes?

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:21 pm

oohhhhh, I get it!

heh! good one!

E~Man · Post by **E~Man** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:20 pm

Gengar003 wrote:*groan* That's TERRIBLE.

In a good way.

*Takes a bow*

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:30 am

Nithos wrote:The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, we're normally a three-person team, but today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."

Makes perfect sense to me.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:05 pm

Oh good. I can spend my BMW fund on something more interesting...

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:05 pm

Oh good. I can spend my BMW fund on something more interesting...

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:47 pm

Nithos wrote:Two blonde girls were working for the city public
works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.

I heard that before as a Newfie joke.

Nithos · Post by **Nithos** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:46 pm

Yeah, that's a [insert sterotypical idiot here] sort of joke.

Here's a quick one - what's gray and comes in quarts?

An elephant.

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:31 pm

Nithos wrote:Yeah, that's a [insert sterotypical idiot here] sort of joke.

How do you get an elephant in quarts without a chainsaw ...? -_-; Don't answer that one.

Another quick joke: It's yellow and small, flies through the air, smashes into a tree and drops dead. Then it rises up again, flies some more, smashes into a building and drops dead. And then it gets up and flies away again. What is it?

A reincarnary.

Here's a quick one - what's gray and comes in quarts?

An elephant.

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:15 am

This was originally told to me as a Newfie joke (the first time I'd even hear the term):

An American, a Frenchman, and a Newfie were sitting chatting in a bar and the subject of pleasing their wives came up.

AMERICAN: After we have sex, I pop open a cold bottle of champagne and spray it up in the air, all over both of us. Man, that really gets her going.

FRENCHMAN: Oh yeah? I like to bring red roses home to my wife, and after I make sweet love to her, I pull out the petals and blow them all over her naked body. That drives her insane with lust.

NEWFIE: After I have sex with my wife, I wipe my dick off on the curtains -- that REALLY drives her crazy.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:45 am

cuteswan wrote:NEWFIE: After I have sex with my wife, I wipe my dick off on the curtains -- that REALLY drives her crazy.

Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha.. fuck I almost spit water out of my nose.

Nithos · Post by **Nithos** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:46 pm

A man goes in to a doctor's office, complaining about a red bumb on his forehead. The doctor runs some tests and tells the man "I'm afraid you've got a rare condition that's totally inoperable - a penis is going to grow right where that dot is, and we can't remove it, it's attached to your brain." The man cries "you mean I'll have to see that thing in the mirror every morning for the rest of my life?!?" "No, you don't need to worry about that," says the doctor "the balls will be covering your eyes."

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:41 pm

I don't understand how that even qualifies as a joke.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:12 pm

*shrugs* I laughed.

(speaking of laughing... Nice sig graphic, Swordsman. I laughed my ass off. *wink*) )

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:21 pm

(speaking of laughing... Nice sig graphic, Swordsman. I laughed my ass off. *wink*) )

That sig = kickass

(Man, If I had 50 cents for each time I was stepped on then had a lesbian woman suggest that I experiment with another man in someone

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:54 am

Wow, it seems my sig is the talk of the forum, at least between the people I put in it. I think it's time we had an uber-sig contest. Whoever has the Uberest sig wins....maybe we have a vote?

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:14 am

Wow, it seems my sig is the talk of the forum, at least between the people I put in it. I think it's time we had an uber-sig contest. Whoever has the Uberest sig wins....maybe we have a vote?

A sig contest? Sounds like a kick ass idea to me