I always wanted the president to ass-rape me.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:29 pm

http://www.walken2008.com

CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:47 pm

If only it were true.

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:52 pm

If you want the President to ass-rape you you've come to the right decade.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:55 pm

Finally, a candidate that will promise to ass rape you, and deliver on that promise. If only we could have such honesty from every other candidate.

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:30 pm

at least he's honest about it, not like every other candidate, who keeps that part of their political plan a secret until it's unleashed upon everybody.

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:30 pm

I would vote for him that

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:31 pm

[quote="HentaiCat"]I would vote for him that

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:24 pm

I'd like to see more on his politics. He's not impressing me much with his military spiel. There are other professions that are as socially vital that receive far less compensation Additionally, he could always say, "let's build a few less fighter jets this year and instead distribute those few hundred millions ELSEWHERE"

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:43 pm

Uh, guys. It's a spoof.

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:05 pm

Uh, guys. It's a spoof.

Hey man, let us believe

Caduceus · Post by **Caduceus** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:31 pm

I think the ass-rape analogy really works here. In the same way John Malcovitch is creepier in an ass-rape scenario than Christopher Walken because of his Machiavelian machinations, so too would he make a better presidential candidate.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:03 pm

d'oh. Well, I'm glad we have someone who's not using their celebrity status to suck in votes.

Anyone remember all those people who were extremely vocal in supporting Ah-nold for California governor without knowing his platform or even party?"

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:47 am

K, I don't get it. Where's the assraping?

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:16 am

Gengar003 wrote:K, I don't get it. Where's the assraping?

His platform was alluded to during an important conversation between Nort and Kwerki.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:11 am

Actually that comic was in reference to thissa here one

http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020929.html

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:01 pm

tellner wrote:Uh, guys. It's a spoof.

I believe it, but how can you tell?

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:30 pm

A few months back he released a statement to the press (sorry, I don't have the link any more) saying that it was a joke.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:36 pm

tellner wrote:A few months back he released a statement to the press (sorry, I don't have the link any more) saying that it was a joke.

Too bad we don't have write-ins or he might actually get a good portion of the vote

~Sara

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:36 am

Moo Cow wrote:Too bad we don't have write-ins or he might actually get a good portion of the vote

Is this a Washington thing? (Wait... You're from Washington, right?)

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:01 am

Just to combine a recent strip and related poll with this thread: If you wanted to stop Earth from being enslaved by letting the President ass-rape you, who would you vote for?

SECRET SERVICE SWAN: Here's the, uh, 'item' and lubricant you requested, Dr. Rice, and the Vorlons have set up their video equipment in the Lincoln bedroom... Oh, was there something else?