Every sperm

[Metrobius]

..is sacred.
I thought, Pantheon being about gods and that, that I have a good excuse to post the lyrics:<P>DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate! <P>Nyehe.
All the other songs are here: <A HREF="http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/songs.htm" TARGET=_blank>http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Monty ... ngs.htm</A>

[Phred]

Damn you! Damn you to heaven!<P>... I've had that blasted song stuck in my head for hours, now... >_<

[Metrobius]

Nyehehehehe!<P>And I haven't even put up the Lumberjack song yet!<P>

[Joost]

Ah, but can you do the lumberjack song....
IN GERMAN?!<P>Well? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

[Phred]

I have a copy of the soundtrack of <I>My Fair Lady</I> in German. It's kind of amusing when they do the "Why can't the English learn to speak?" song...<P>[Edit: Damn. They can't say it, I can't spell it... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif">]<p>[This message has been edited by Phred (edited 10-26-2001).]

[PDI]

I can spill mine over mountains?<P>Wow. The mind boggles.<P>------------------
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