An aging pirate of the high seas was talking with a mate one day about his pending retirement. "You ought to be compensated for your peg leg, hook for a hand and the patch on your eye," said the mate. "You might want to check it out before retiring."<P>So the pirate went to the compensation board to see for himself.<P>"How did you lose your leg?" asked the clerk behind the counter.<P>"Well me and my maties was sailing the high seas one day when the boom swang around and knocked me into the water and a shark got me leg." Replied the pirate.<P>"OK", said the clerk, "How did you lose your hand?"<P>"Well me and my maties were sailing the high seas one day and the boom swang around and knocked me into the water and a shark got me hand."<P>The clerk wrote down his response again, looked up, noticing the patch on
his eye asked, "Is that how you lost your eye?" <P>"Oh no, said the pirate, One day me and the maties were sailing the high seas and a sea gull landed on the boom. I looked up and it crapped in me eye."<P>"You don't loose an eye that way!" scoffed the clerk.<P>"But it was the first day with me new hook!" the pirate cried.<P>-<a href="http://captainmike.keenspace.com">Captain Mike </a>
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Love and other indoor sports,
Esyla<P>Read <A HREF="http://angrypeople.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Angry People</A> or I'll shove a flaming crowbar up your nose and sprinkle lime pixie sticks in your shoes.
I tell ya, <A HREF="http://www.radcomics.com" TARGET=_blank>Life's So Rad</A> these days...
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> are the hottest new boy band! They are so dreamy! *teehee*
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"AAAAR that be hurtin me somethin fierce!!!!!"<P>
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Love and other indoor sports,
Esyla<P>Read <A HREF="http://angrypeople.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Angry People</A> or I'll shove a flaming crowbar up your nose and sprinkle lime pixie sticks in your shoes.
I tell ya, <A HREF="http://www.radcomics.com" TARGET=_blank>Life's So Rad</A> these days...
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> are the hottest new boy band! They are so dreamy! *teehee*
"AAAAR that be hurtin me somethin fierce!!!!!"<P>
*giggles*<P>------------------
Love and other indoor sports,
Esyla<P>Read <A HREF="http://angrypeople.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Angry People</A> or I'll shove a flaming crowbar up your nose and sprinkle lime pixie sticks in your shoes.
I tell ya, <A HREF="http://www.radcomics.com" TARGET=_blank>Life's So Rad</A> these days...
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> are the hottest new boy band! They are so dreamy! *teehee*