Warp 9 Outa Hell

[Notchaos]

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W9OH: the arrival issu:1
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pg1
*poof*-mangler appears in a cloud of smoke.
mangler:boo
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pg2
usagi:hey mangler
mangler:hey usagi
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pg3
mofo:hey usagi
usagi:yea?
mofo:hey
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pg4
mangler:hey mofo
mofo:no
mangler:no what?
mofo:no. What?
mangler <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">o you?
mofo:what?
usagi:im leaving, come on, lets get on the spaceship.
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pg5
*usagi climbs into a large red spaceship with a blue racing stripe down the side.*
*mangler and mofo follow him into the craft*
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pg6
usagi:so, where do you guys want to go?
mofo:idaho
mangler:idago
usagi:yeeks, whats with idaho?
mangler:you didnt hear?
usagi:yea, thats why i thought of going in the rocket.
mangler <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/redface.gif">h
usagi:no really, whats with idaho.
mofo <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">otatoes.
*mangler throws usagi a potato from idaho.*
mangler:these are the finest potatoes around, you can only get them in earths solar system, our supply has run dry on zoranamus
*poof*-manglers disspears in a cloud of smoke.
mofo:i saw manglers birth certificate. Mangler isnt even his real name, his birth certificate said Q on it. What the hell does Q mean?
usagi:maybe hes from star trek?
mofo:yea, his face kinda does look like a klingons.
*poof*-osama bin laden appears
osama:all your base are belong to us!
*poof*-dubaya appears
dubaya:no, all YOUR base are belong to us
*zap*
*biff*
*bok*
*nic*
*bzzzt*
*smak*
*BOOOOOM*
*fart*<P>mofo:usagi?<P>
usagi:mofo...<P>Ken:hello?<P>J:MWWHAHAHAHAHAH, I HAVE ACHIEVED THE LONGEST POST ON WARP9TOHELL... MWAHAHAHAHHAA< i took you all by surprise.. AMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, MWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA, i bet you thought there would always be order... oooo, notchaos, he wont bring dissorder... hes not about that... mwahahhaah i mwamhwahahahhh *choke*<P>*cough*
*uuurrrgggggg*
*THUD*
*j has choked to death*<P>
merry christmas, i hope you spend lots of money on stuff, and people spend lots of money on you. Money is good!!!! MONEY!!!>. MONEY, I WAN MONEY, GIMME, ILL KILL YOU FOR IT, ILL FUCKING BLOW YOU UP, GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY, AND ALL YOUR OIl, AND ALL YOUR GOLD, I WANT IT ALL, i want to start wars, and spend money on military. i want to start a recession, i want to move to new york, i want to run for government, i want to be elected chief of staff for the orange party. DAmnit, i want to speak american like everyone else. I want to move to america, I WANT YOUR ECONOMY BY THE BALLS, I WANT TO ENSLAVE YOU IN MY WORKFORCE, I WANT TO CONTROL THE GLOBE, MUST THINK BIG, I WANT TO CONTROL IT ALL. GIMME... FIrsT i WIll tAkE oVEr ThIS wEBcOMIc, then the wirld.

[Kat450]

wow, this is scary in ways I refuse to descirbe or go into.

[Mean^ween]

Sweet fucking christ... you know im really bored when i read an entire pointless post... christ im bored

[Violentmae]

*is speechless*

[Eeg]

i know this is the wrong folder, but let's keep bog brother alive, he helps children in need of cheap alloys.<P>im on a roll, tra la la<P>oh, and dont fuck with idaho, no reason, just that i have beef.

[Notchaos]

sticking with bog brother, ok, he can see in the dark, maybe some sort of infra-red shit. Sees heat or something. Um, he can leap 30 feet into the air. He smells like glade plug-ins. And you can get your very own bog brother for 17 1/2 payments of $36.72 if you call 1-800-987-2343 and use your mastercard silver-steel alloy card, you will also get bonus cart miles that you can add up to recieve a fuzzy bear in 114 years. Operators are standing by.

[Texaphobic]

If you ask me, his aspirations make him sound like Osama Bin Laden...curious.<P>------------------
Ducks = Satan