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Whee!! I should be a Neo-Pagan!! I get to have all the booze, drugs, and sex I want!! Plus lots of nude dancing around under full moons!<P>off making an altar
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cOol!
Im Secular Humanism too! I read the more info thing on it and i were to become religious at all, i would so like to be Secular Humanism. They sound wicked! In a good way.<P><P>------------------
I found JESUS!!!
...he was behind the couch, the WHOLE time!

I ought to be a Theravada Buddhist. Hmm who knew. secular humanist was only 93%, but Unitarian Universalism was 99%. Weeeee, damn unitarians. :

Anyone else notice the answers got less Christian Fundamental Psycho and more liberal as you went down the list? <P>That said, it claims I'm 100% Neopagan. Not terribly surprising. <P>Unitarian Universalism, Mahayana Buddhism, and then Liberal Quakerism went after that. I can see all but the Quaker bit. Weird...

I'm 100% Neo pagan, which is pretty eerie since I was into wicca for a while a bit back. I'm just a flake though, cuz all my horoscopes fit into my life to a T, and I believe almost everything I'm told. Hmm...

100% Unitarian Universalism.<P>My next choice was Liberal Quaker...so I'm not even printing the rest of my list.
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-BOB- <P>Busta ass sucka punk.

100% Atheists and Agnostics<P>100% Secular Humanism

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Danger Kitty:
<B>1. Unitarian Universalism (100%) <---This sounds like a big crock of shit.
2. Neo-Pagan (88%) <--- Isn't this the same as New Age #6 in my case)I'm gonna send off for my Wiccan spell book now.
3. Secular Humanism (87%) <--- Uhh.. aren't we all humanists on some level? Secular or no...
4. Theravada Buddhism (87%) <--- No way, although it is interesting to note that my name in Buddhist terms means the act of generosity.
5. Liberal Quakers (80%) <---- hahahaha
6. New Age (79%) <--- I'm moving to Sedona to live with the Children of the Light from the planet Quarg in the 7th sector.
7. Mahayana Buddhism (78%) <--- Same as Theravada, only now I can have a job.
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%) <--- How did anything even remotely Christian come up on my score list???
9. New Thought (71%) <---What the fuck is this?
10. Atheists and Agnostics (70%) <--- 70%!!! Only 70% and this is what I would name myself - Agnostic.
11. Scientology (67%) <--- This is a fucking joke! I'd only be a scientologist if I wanted to be an actor.
12. Reform Judaism (65%) <--- Too many rules. Even the reformers.
13. Christian Science (60%) <--- These people and Scientologists will take over the world one day, and the rest of us will be barricaded in our houses with nothing but our guns and ammunition to stave off the fucking beasts.
14. Taoism (59%) <---- Now this is a religion! Except all the mercury they used to digest. But any religion that says the better sex you have, and the more you have it, the better off you are spiritually speaking, is A-Fucking-Okay in my book.
15. Bah

i hate life. aren't quakers christians? that's what i wanted to ask. then i was going to paste my results...and i took the time to take out all the crappy click here for infos...and then it told me i couldn't post. i hate life.<P>1.

It says I'm should be a Unitarian Universalist, which ultimately means that I don't give a fuck for any of that shit, which is just about right... Actually, it sounds like a religion for people who don't fit into other religions but are too afraid to start a cult. Wimps.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%) <---This sounds like a big crock of shit.
2. Neo-Pagan (88%) <--- Isn't this the same as New Age #6 in my case)I'm gonna send off for my Wiccan spell book now.
3. Secular Humanism (87%) <--- Uhh.. aren't we all humanists on some level? Secular or no...
4. Theravada Buddhism (87%) <--- No way, although it is interesting to note that my name in Buddhist terms means the act of generosity.
5. Liberal Quakers (80%) <---- hahahaha
6. New Age (79%) <--- I'm moving to Sedona to live with the Children of the Light from the planet Quarg in the 7th sector.
7. Mahayana Buddhism (78%) <--- Same as Theravada, only now I can have a job.
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%) <--- How did anything even remotely Christian come up on my score list???
9. New Thought (71%) <---What the fuck is this?
10. Atheists and Agnostics (70%) <--- 70%!!! Only 70% and this is what I would name myself - Agnostic.
11. Scientology (67%) <--- This is a fucking joke! I'd only be a scientologist if I wanted to be an actor.
12. Reform Judaism (65%) <--- Too many rules. Even the reformers.
13. Christian Science (60%) <--- These people and Scientologists will take over the world one day, and the rest of us will be barricaded in our houses with nothing but our guns and ammunition to stave off the fucking beasts.
14. Taoism (59%) <---- Now this is a religion! Except all the mercury they used to digest. But any religion that says the better sex you have, and the more you have it, the better off you are spiritually speaking, is A-Fucking-Okay in my book.
15. Bah

I was 100% Unitarian Universalism.... ugh.<P>I mean, it sounds like a good thing... but the one person I knew who was of that "religion" celebrated EVERYTHING.... like x-mas, Hannakauh, and she was so happy when she was CELEBRATING lint.... I mean, you don't CELEBRATE lint.... sheesh. My impression of those people are they're just a bunch of clusterfucks who dunno what to believe in.<P>------------------
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I found JESUS!!!
...he was behind the couch, the WHOLE time!

My top 5 were as follows:<P>1.) Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants 100%
2.) Liberal Quakers 95%
3.) Unitarian Universalism 90%
4.) Orthodox Quaker 88%
5.) Reform Judaism 80%<P>Yep.

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (92%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (86%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
5. Liberal Quakers (80%)
6. Taoism (76%)
7. Unitarian Universalism (75%)
8. Jainism (69%)
9. Hinduism (68%)
10. Reform Judaism (65%)<P>Interesting and pretty spot on. Though I don't see how a Quaker could be over Taoism, since that's where most of my ideals come from. Taoism, Buddhism, Concfucinism (sp? I forget) and Chaos Magick. <P>

Suprise, suprise. I'm Buddhist. *gasp!*<P>1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (89%)
3. Hinduism (89%)