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Jwilman · Post by **Jwilman** » Fri Nov 09, 2001 11:04 am

I was bored so I thought I'd look into your forum. I was impressed! Usagi and Mofo still got a love for the streets! Unlike other wbecomics creators (which will remain unmentioned) I found you guys really interacting with your fans, which is really great to see.Anyhow, I do have one teensie weensie problem.Scenario:
I get home from school. It sucks ass. I turn on my trusty comp, appropriately named "ol' stumpy" for it's peg leg. I go to my favorite web comics. I go to W9TH. No update. Without my W9TH fix I curl up and die, unable to survive to see the next day. At least, not without the assistance of alcohol.------------------
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Violentmae · Post by **Violentmae** » Sat Nov 10, 2001 8:55 am

I heard that Mofo was attempting to break <a href= "http://www.davidblaine.com/"> David Blaine's </a> record for being buried alive. I heard he was up to 2 weeks. He;s been screaming to be let out but 'sagi had him sign a statement before the burial that says " [Mofo} won't be let out of said coffin, even if screaming for his life, unless the world is coming to an end and only Mofo's artist skills can save it." Needless to say this time has yet to come. But, anyway that's just what I've "heard" and who knows if my sources are reliable. Plus I think Quix's reason is much better.
Still.. I too miss WIX, but I can wait till Mofo emerges. [This message has been edited by violentmae (edited 11-10-2001).]

Quixotic · Post by **Quixotic** » Sat Nov 10, 2001 12:57 pm

Well, you can't rush comedic genuis y'know. Besides, I heard that Mofo's still trying to break out of the infamous Devil's Island prison after those French Commandos sank his houseboat and took him prisoner for "Crimes against the Great Nation of France". When contacted, French authorities declined to elaborate on the specifics of said "Crimes". Mofo, when contacted on the other hand, reportedly said "Who knew they took that whole "eternal flame" thing so seriously?" He then added "Send help! A raft, Scuba gear, a cake with a file in it, anything!! Oh and buy Warp 9 stuff at cafepress too."your foreign corresopondent------------------
Quixotic

Munk · Post by **Munk** » Thu Nov 15, 2001 6:56 am

They're both wrong.I just returned from an asteroid that's stuck in orbit around Mars. There's a comet with a trajectory bound to smash into said asteroid. When this happens, the asteroid will speed towards earth. No great worry, right? By the time the comet smashes into it and it burns up in orbit it'll just be a really pretty shooting star, right?WRONG.Mofo and I know differently.For there be monkeys on that there asteroid. Dangerous monkeys. Shape-changing monkeys. Size-changing monkeys. FLESH EATING MONKEYS. Monkeys that can, indeed, alter the molecular structure of the universe itsself!Good thing they have primitive minds and can't comprehend such things, lest there be real bad mojo goin' down.But those same primitive minds combined with those same powers make for serious chaos! Mofo and I were selected from a large group of large-testicled beings by the U.S. and Cuban governments to be zapped onto the asteroid via a new form of transportation called ASS (Aiming, Stretching, and Shooting -- as in a rubber band), where we were to take out those shape- and size- changing monkeys with the powers of our mere minds! Unfortunately, I got a bad case of the bloodboogers and had to come home early, before the job was finished, leaving Mofo to clean up the rest of the asteroid on his own, but I'm sure he'll be back soon. If the monkeys don't get him first.sniff.BTB!

Mandingo · Post by **Mandingo** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 2:54 am

Wow. I heard that there was an accident while he was receiving a particularly deep enema, and long story short, he would be waylaid for the next couple of months.

Violentmae · Post by **Violentmae** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 7:45 am

hehe. do you even think they are reading this?? fuckers (but i really love you guys, i do, i swear)

Notchaos · Post by **Notchaos** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 8:05 am

Isnt mofo in mexico giving a speach on human rights? Usagi, i heard he was in peru, i think he finally tracked down some plant that cures cancer or something. Yea just the other day i was saving the planet from sure nazi takeover. Sounds like fun? Check out:
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