What's your favorite masturbation technique?>??!>W>D?>W?WSW>

Munk · Post by **Munk** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 10:01 am

Personally, I just whack off. No secret to it, just wapwapwapwapwapwapwapwapGUH.

Mean^ween · Post by **Mean^ween** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 2:31 am

Well first i get a big tub of raisin & rum ice-cream, then i go into my back closet, and bring out my shattered glass encrusted whip. I smother myself in the ice-cream and then lather up the whip with 3 day old yoghurt and... hey wait a minute... why the fuck am i telling you this!? Get outta my private life you sick sunofabitches! No privacy anymore, no fucking privacy...what the hell is wrong with you people!? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">"What does that mean!?" - Old tortise man thingie(edit: nun o' yer gerdern bussyness!)------------------
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Violentmae · Post by **Violentmae** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 12:19 am

I heard getting a nice cows liver zapping it in the microwave for a few seconds, to get it warm but not cooked, works well- for guys that is, don't see how we females could use a hunk of liver and get satisfied properly.

Normalguy · Post by **Normalguy** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 1:41 am

I like to yell at the top of my lungs"WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!"really no point to it except it scares the shit outta my roommates.------------------
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Power Streak · Post by **Power Streak** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 4:16 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by normalguy:
I like to yell at the top of my lungs"WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!"really no point to it except it scares the shit outta my roommates.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Why am I not surprised?

Flurb · Post by **Flurb** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 4:28 am

YOU"RE ALL SICK AND ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!!! BRAWWWRRRR!!! YARRR!!! BOOOO!!!

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 6:44 am

well, first i go out and find some livestock...------------------
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Flurb · Post by **Flurb** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 8:39 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Joester:
well, first i go out and find some livestock...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>lol

Jeebes · Post by **Jeebes** » Sun Aug 19, 2001 11:40 am

Cheese whiz and a slice of bologna... oh yeah... *grins*