Anyone heard about the guy that got a weenie replacement?

Demawox · Post by **Demawox** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:24 pm

This guy had penis cancer or something, so they removed all but like 2cm of it. They then removed a finger (I'm assuming the middle one) and somehow modified it into a fully functioning cock. They used the entire finger, from tip to knuckles, to the bone that connects with the wrist. (not a bad size) He can piss, cum, and probably get his wife off in ways that normal men can't. Yup, the guy got married, and the doctor that did the surgery was the guest of honor or something.

Heard it on the O&A radio show today

I'm bringing it up cuz of all the talk about Drip's dick getting changed. That and I'm tired and bored. *yawns*

Arcaton · Post by **Arcaton** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 12:38 am

from Demavox:I'm bringing it up

Shouldn't have swallowed it......
Hang on I recall that tale in the papers some while ago
Yes, he got a thumb grafted on.
I always think ol' John Wayne Bobbitt was lucky

Demawox · Post by **Demawox** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 3:41 am

A thumb? Really? That would really screw up his hand then.

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 4:35 am

i heard bout this guy who had his crotched replaced with a baboons crotch....

... hey wait that was bert on sluggy freelance
nm

lol

Kishi Kat · Post by **Kishi Kat** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 5:47 am

That kinda reminds me of the Simpsons...when Bart crammed that heart from the lunchroom down his shirt and staggered around screaming "My baboon heart! Body...rejecting...it..." and throws it on the table.

*doesn't want to imagine what would happen if Bert's body rejected his "baboon crotch"*

~Kishi

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 6:56 am

On 2002-04-13 06:47, Kishi Kat wrote:
*doesn't want to imagine what would happen if Bert's body rejected his "baboon crotch"*

Ball-isitic penis?

DavidHopkins · Post by **DavidHopkins** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 10:06 am

Is this what its all come down to?

Arcaton · Post by **Arcaton** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 10:13 am

Idle chit-chat whilst waiting for Monday.....'fraid so. You know the more I think about it the less likely it seems that they would use a thumb because it would spoil the functionality of the hand.
Yet since fingers operate from muscles in the forearm via tendons thru the wrist a transplanted finger prob. couldn't be bent as it was on a hand.
I have seen that story a month or two back, I swear......

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 12:21 pm

On 2002-04-13 11:06, DavidHopkins wrote:
Is this what its all come down to?

Yup, and we still haven't got to the ritualistic drooling.

-El SillY, over what? Tsk tsk tsk, that would be telling.

DarkBlood_Warwing · Post by **DarkBlood_Warwing** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 2:59 pm

I'm eating!!!!

ewww...fingerdick...

Demawox · Post by **Demawox** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 5:25 pm

Gotta say it...

Well this gives new meaning to "giving you the finger" now doesn't it.

Arcaton · Post by **Arcaton** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 2:01 am

Best trim the nail with clippers 'cause biting your nails is bad....not to say difficult?

Demawox · Post by **Demawox** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 6:43 am

So, what would happen if he got introuble with the law and they needed to fingerprint him?

DarkBlood_Warwing · Post by **DarkBlood_Warwing** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 6:25 am

wait, is it all that possible?

I saw on a show/book about humans. about stuff related on things anitomical and is it possible because the mussicle tissue is differnt in a finger than that, it's like um, makinging somone's ass into a nose.

Gen.Talon · Post by **Gen.Talon** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 6:30 am

I knew it would be on somthing like this. Just take a look down at the 'finger transplant' message
http://tbssuperstation.com/Shows/Story/ ... 50,00.html

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 6:59 am

*shudder* Gah, I just know everyone wants to see a picture don't they?

Errwwwww... Still, better than living without one I suppose...

As for how. Ummm, well I'm guessing they're just mainly using the middle finger for the skin, tendons and bones wouldn't work as a err, thingy. Shove a pipe through it, can't remember what type, and some spongy stuff so it can be pumped full of blood and voila!

Ohkay, I think I'm just going to make sure anything like that won't happen to me...

*puts on The Iron Jock-Strap of man-hood*

Dugeon sex with torture impliments is bad mm'kay...