YEAH THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 1:41 pm

Some snakes have two penises, adders for one, they have a spare to increase the chance of conception.

Grendelwulf · Post by **Grendelwulf** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 2:21 pm

Kangaroos have a forked one. Their testicles also hang down in front instead of underneath it.
Just thought I'd share that.

Also, canines have a bulb at the base of the penis that will "tie" two dogs mating together by getting enlarged. I think it lasts about ten minutes or so. (Ow... yet kinky at the same time

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I think I've said too much about animal biology for now...

Michael Ezaiany · Post by **Michael Ezaiany** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 2:25 pm

I've read somewhere that dolphin's penis is elastic and dolphin can wrap it around object... sort of a hand is suppose... ok I'll shup up now...

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 2:25 pm

Lava lamps breed by giving people shocks, later then that person falls asleep, lava lamp seeds crawl out of the pores and slink away into the night. If you have acne and no lava lamp, you have been abducted by aliens, and probably had your lava lamp stolen.

-Penance- · Post by **-Penance-** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 2:36 pm

>eyes the lava lamp on his old tower suspiciously<

>grumble< "Date rapist bastard."

Grendelwulf · Post by **Grendelwulf** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 3:57 pm

lol... *twitches from inhaler medication*