YEAH THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

General_Failure · Post by **General_Failure** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:25 am

no acually I'm an only child and I'm glad...I think I woulda hit my sibling with a car if I had one...

*glances at the mound of dirt in the backyard*

heh..yeah..only child here

Mikaiten · Post by **Mikaiten** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:29 am

Did you ever consider going to see a psychiatrist about your obvious mental instability?

General_Failure · Post by **General_Failure** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:30 am

accually I've seen a shrink and she told me I was fine... thats what they all said...

Mikaiten · Post by **Mikaiten** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:35 am

Did you tell her about your fetish for animal torture? That may have been a key factor in whether they thought you were insane or not. I know I thought you were a normal human being until you came out with that insight into your personal life. Maybe try again... and this time don't lie to the people who would help you.

-Penance- · Post by **-Penance-** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:38 am

Actually, cruelty to animals and/or other people is a pretty normal part of male adolescence. Not to say, of course, that G_F is still an adolescent, but flying off the handle and calling him mentally unstable and whatnot, well... Calm down - it's not as if he's doing it to you or anyone/thing you know.

And by the way, mika, I'll say this about mental instability - mine and everyone else's:

"Not all who wander are lost."
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General_Failure · Post by **General_Failure** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:39 am

yeah but it's great for conversation starters

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:42 am

Fine; I shall strap you to a table and shove that electric wire in your penis, turning it on and leave you be... but according to what you say that is ok... I'm just going through an adolescent male phase.

"C'mon doc! tell me im a bad boy and give me some drugs!"

Mikaiten · Post by **Mikaiten** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:44 am

Should it matter who he hurts? Even if I know it/them or not I'd rather not see anything get hurt for no other reason than the gratification of a little boy.

And I know that guys seem to have this thing for torturing animals when they are younger... but wtf is that about?? I know a lot of guys who have never done anything like that. *sigh*

Anyway, I'm just amusing myself with this really. I have to let out the inner sarcasta_bitch every once in a while and G_F got on my nerves. I'll be going back to the happy, fun, sweet Mika in a short time.

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:47 am

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On 2002-03-31 11:38, -Penance- wrote:
Actually, cruelty to animals and/or other people is a pretty normal part of male adolescence. Not to say, of course, that G_F is still an adolescent, but flying off the handle and calling him mentally unstable and whatnot, well... Calm down - it's not as if he's doing it to you or anyone/thing you know.

And by the way, mika, I'll say this about mental instability - mine and everyone else's:

"Not all who wander are lost."

"Not all who are lost deserve to be found."

Mikaiten · Post by **Mikaiten** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:47 am

And Penance, I'm sorry if I offended you, but I seriously think that when people do this kind of thing they should go see someone about it. It's not right to want to hurt other living things.

*hugs* I'm sorry anyway.

I still don't think you should be siding with G_F on this one though.

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General_Failure · Post by **General_Failure** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:05 pm

I think this should be the next jack episode, although I wounder what my punishment would be like in hell...

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:08 pm

Ass raped by large horny felines...

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-Penance- · Post by **-Penance-** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:08 pm

Cypress -

Okay, yeah, but the thing is that it's harder to fuck with a person than it is with animals. Sad truth, that... And, for the most part, those who are lost on their own accord never ask to be found. Then again, my dad diagnosed me with BPD [Borderline] so I suppose my outlook is that I -WANT- to be found, but the actions I perform [as such, above] repel people who would do so.

Mika -

Well, I'm not necessarily siding with him. I'm just trying to rationalize to myself why it would happen - I used to do it too, but the only thing I torture/shock/cut/burn now is myself.

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:13 pm

Question: Why bother? join the damn militia!

Mikaiten · Post by **Mikaiten** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:21 pm

Did you guys know that the feline penis is barbed? That's why females put up such a fight when the males try to mount them. I'd fight too if something like that was coming at me...

Paul_Pinewood · Post by **Paul_Pinewood** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:32 pm

I know

Those barbs actually "activates" when the err, work is about done. That's important to hormonal stimulation which is in this case the half of the whole thing.

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:49 pm

Some beetles have barbed penises, they look like spike clubs (no, I don't have a bug fetish, I saw it in a science magazine), it's so the female will become to hurt or loose interest in mating again.

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Michael Ezaiany · Post by **Michael Ezaiany** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 1:04 pm

Just curious, how many times has this topic changed?

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 1:12 pm

On 2002-03-31 13:04, Michael Ezaiany wrote:
Just curious, how many times has this topic changed?

Many many many times, and poof! Now it changed again, from kitty torture to feline/bug genitalia to topics.

Mikaiten · Post by **Mikaiten** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 1:14 pm

I've forgotten what the original topic was, so I guess it wasn't as fun as these topics.

Anybody else know of other animals that have odd genitalia?