Friendly Introductions Post (Hey, it works on BmB)

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sun Oct 27, 2002 9:13 pm

Actually, BJ, that quote of Khan comes from Moby Dick, the book we get to see on the shelf of the Botany Bay that Checkov spies early on in the movie. "Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hells heart I stab at thee; for hates sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!"

Anyways, Hi Blackjack!

ZOMBIE USER 12536 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12536** » Sun Oct 27, 2002 9:42 pm

Gah! You're right...what a literary faux pas! Being confused by Shakespeare and Melville...*shudder*

Anyway, Khan's a ham...

Khan:Kirk! You're still alive, old friend!
Kirk: Still, "old friend!" You've managed to kill everyone else but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.
Khan: Perhaps I no longer need to try, Admiral.
[beams the Genesis device away]
Kirk: Khan... Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're gonna have to come down here. You're gonna have to come down here.
Khan: I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive.
Kirk: KHAAANNNN! KHAAANNNN!

*wipes tear of mirth from eye*

Star Trek may be damn entertaining, but it certainly does have the most melodramatic dialogue...

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Mon Oct 28, 2002 9:55 am

Would you believe I paid forty dollars to see that movie in the theatre two months ago? It was the old film that was found in a studio basement that was picked up by the theatre near me. It was grainy, it was scratched, it was used and abused and I loved every minute of it! It was the best Star Trek movie to date.

Oh, Khan maybe a ham but at least he doesn't put emphasis on every other word and dramatic pauses into the middle of every other sentence!

"Please... please, you've... got to give us... time. The Bridge... is smashed, the computer's... inoperative."

Ricardo Montalban is far less jarring than William Shatner in his delivery.

ZOMBIE USER 12536 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12536** » Mon Oct 28, 2002 10:50 pm

Except on his other television program...

"Wel-COME to FAN-TASS-Y I-Land!"

Emphasis mine 8)

Afflicted · Post by **Afflicted** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 3:28 am

Does this thing work as a newbie thread? No? Nevermind. Hello all!

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 6:56 am

Hi, Afflicted!

Ricardo Montleban even kicks Malcolm McDowell's butt as a Trek baddie... and I think he was a better Roarke too. This is high praise for Ricardo, since I want to offer myself as Malcolm's love slave.

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 8:40 am

Yes, this works just fine as a newbie thread. Come on in and tell us a little about yourself, Afflicted. It's the best defense you have here considering the rampant naughty imaginings of the various forumites here (yours truly included).

Heh, mispelled "rampant"

Afflicted · Post by **Afflicted** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 11:18 am

Hey Andrick! Love your sig BTW (back in primary school I and ALL of my team members spelt the word wrong in contest-ack!)

Er...a little about me self? Right.
Name: Daniel Leong
From: Malaysia
Currently: In London, studying Acc.+ Fin. But rather be doing psychology.
Aliases: Ghost Friend, Afflicted, AfflictedOne, Childlike
SO: Male
sex: male
Age:22
geek factors: into computer games and online webcomics.
furry: Sort off. Not technically (persona is human). But loves things of furry nature (including naughty).

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 12:43 pm

Hey, neat! One of my best friends in school is from Malaysia! I make fun of him for being straight!

Vik-Thor · Post by **Vik-Thor** » Sat Nov 16, 2002 11:50 am

Name: Vik-Thor
Age: 35 in 2 days (blaegh)

Found

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Sat Nov 16, 2002 12:39 pm

Welcome aboard!

Hearing about my comic making people giggle is one of my greatest joys in life! That and oral sex.

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat Nov 16, 2002 7:48 pm

You like hearing that your comic causes people to have oral sex?!?

Vik-Thor · Post by **Vik-Thor** » Sat Nov 16, 2002 7:56 pm

Fallwind · Post by **Fallwind** » Sat Nov 16, 2002 8:16 pm

ah crap, you need a reason now?

what next, a form?

ZOMBIE USER 8511 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8511** » Sat Nov 16, 2002 9:07 pm

Welcome Vik-Thor!

Fallwind wrote:ah crap, you need a reason now?

what next, a form?

I think that Vik-Thor was looking for a co-participant, not an audience.

Although, on second thought, there is that joke about "why do dogs lick themselves?", but I didn't think anthropomorphized dogs could bend that much....

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 10:57 am

Oh I dunno, I've seen some drawings of furries giving themselves oral sex. Somewhere around here I think I actually downloaded a picture of a cat...erm..."cleaning" her crotch.

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 8:15 am

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 12:02 pm

It...

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 12:17 pm

I give up. I tried to fix a post that went disasterously wrong and nothing comes of it for three times. The characters don't even align with what I posted in number or spacing. Maybe if I post again, it will be seen otherwise I am just cursed in this forum. Fifth times the charm:

What... wonderful mental images you've given me, Alfador. 'scuse me while I go slam my head in a car door to squeeze them out.

Anyway, thought I'd change a couple things to reflect current situations.
Weight: 157lbs (I now have a bathroom scale. Woo!)
S.O.: Uncertain (I now have no clue.)

Further bulletins as events warrant. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

ZOMBIE USER 8834 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8834** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 1:09 pm

Hmm... And then you post in triplicate. Yarr.

Ah, well. OK, I read all eight pages. Now I can do my thing, yes?

Name: Grant (Want more, you'll have to ask me real nice.)
Alii: TKarrde98, TK, Cmdr Kameck of the Tal Shi'ar, G-Rant, Talon, Stripes, Fuzzy, Kitty (as in from "Monsters, Inc.," but you have to have permission to use it)
Age: 24 years, 4 months, 5 days, 10 hours, 5 minutes, as of this post.
Phone number: Yes, I have one.
Location: Spokane, Washington
Sex: Not until marriage
Gender: Male
S.O.: Bi
Favorite Quote from Star Wars: "Laugh it up, Fuzzball!"
Favorite Movie: Dead Poet's Society
Favorite Book: J.R.R. Tolkein, The Silmarillion
Furry Persona: a 9' Siberian Tiger, digitgrade (can morph into a 6' anthro tiger), with a prehensile tail, and "'ughe nesty sherp pinty teeth!" *Makes teeth-gestures with his fingers.*
Music: Raised on Country. Also like Classical (BACH!!!), 80's Rock, Alternative, Classic Rock, Oldies, Basically, if it's not hard rock from the 80's or after, nor rap, I probably like it.
Faith Orientation: Christian
Religion: American Baptist (Read: Black Southern Baptist)
Live Journal: http://tkarrde98.livejournal.com
AIM: tkardre98
ICQ: 5718228

There. That should satisfy all of you.

-=TK

[edit] forgot I'm in a different time zone than where I was born. I'm an hour older than I thought.