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Post by ZOMBIE USER 10925 »

I just heard this on the news:

A northern US funeral home is offerring free funeral services and plot to anyone who would sign a form saying that they *would* drink and drive this new years'.

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Post by MongooseQuarrel »

:o ...no..wait..lemme read that again.... :o :o :o
as I thought..............talk about securing customers!^-~;; eheh..
Im not evil, just sorely underrepresented...

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Post by ZOMBIE USER 10925 »

My father suggested that if the owner also owned a bar, he would have his bases covered. :)

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Post by Andrick »

Is that with or without embalming?

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I heard it was just funeral services. From experience I am sure that if such a thing EVER were to occur realistically, they'd probably only do as much as they were legally required by contract. I.E. "funeral services" or a church service about about... 250-350 USD if I recall correctly what we charged. A total overpriced waste, of course, considering what I got paid in the end for it.


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