And now, a moment truly of a few and far between sort...

Postby Proteus454 on Sat Jun 30, 2001 7:41 am

On this day, well, actually in about an hour or so, it will be the 1st of July. CANADA DAY! And to celebrate, I present to the rest of the world a three-part entertainment suite.<P>Part 1: The National Anthem<P><B>Oh Canada, our home and native land,
True patriot love, in all thy sons command!
With glowing hearts, we see thee rise,
The true north strong and free!
From far and wide, Oh Canada,
We stand on guard for thee!
God keep our land glorious and free,
Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee,
Oh Canada we stand on guard for THEE!!!<P>Oh Canada, terre de nos aieux,
Ton front rescind de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'epee,
Il sait porter la croix.
Ton histoire est une epopee,
des plus brilliants exploits!
Et ta valeur, de foi trempee,
Protegera nos foyers et nos droits,
Protegera nos foyers et nos droits!</B><P>Part 2: A cruel and slightly twisted joke<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.plif.com/archive/wc141.gif"> <P>Part 3: "Canada's Really Big" by The Arrogant Worms<P><B>Looking all around me, I can't believe what I see,
It seems as though this country has lost its will to live!
The economy is lousy, we barely have an army,
But we can still stand proud 'cuz Canada's Really Big!
We're the second largest country, on this planet Earth,
And if Russia keeps on shrinking, then soon we'll be FIRST!
(As long as we keep Quebec)<P>The USA has tanks, and Switzerland has banks,
They can keep them thanks, they just don't amount.
'Cuz when you get down to it, you'll find out what the truth is,
It isn't what you do with it, it's the size that counts!
Most people will tell you that France is pretty large,
But you can fit 14 Frances into this land of ours!
(That'd take a lot of work, that'd take a whole lot of work)<P>We're larger than Malaysia, almost as big as Asia,
We're bigger than Australia and it's a continent!
So big we seldom bother to go see one another,
Although we foten go to other countries for vacation...<P>Our mountains are very pointy, our Prairies are not,
The rest is kinda bumpy, but MAN do we have a LOT!
(We gotta lotta land, we got a whole lotta land!)<P>So stand up very proud, and sing out very loud...
CANADA'S...REALLY...BIG!!!!!!</B><P>***<P>Thank you, and have a great July 1st ^______^<P>------------------
Fold your hands, child, you walk like a pheasant.
Robin "Cor strufe blime stone a crow" Armstrong<P>"The Crow of Genius sometimes perches on the Branch of Madness."
- Elliot, "Bobbins"<P>The Philosophers Stone [The Eighth Sign ltd.] = <A HREF="http://www.proteus454.freeservers.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.proteus454.freeservers.com</A>
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