You can kill me, but you can't...

Aris Katsaris · Post by **Aris Katsaris** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 7:35 am

Thought to ask everyone how they think Rikk would finish the phrase. Non-serious responses preferable, but anything's allowed. For a serious response, I'd go with "...but you can't kill the things I stand for."

Non-serious ones:

"...but you can't make me love you!"

"...but you can't juggle three knifes and four watermelons, I bet you can't!!"

"...but you can't kill <a href="http://www.scottmccloud.com/comics/carl ... l">Carl</a>!"

KingLeon · Post by **KingLeon** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 7:47 am

Why does that line sound rather familiar to me?

SteveB · Post by **SteveB** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 8:02 am

Well, alternate Guth in "Phantoms," shortly before he died, said "You can't kill imagination with imagination."

"You can kill me, but you can't kill imagination"??

Steve Bolhafner

Dalben · Post by **Dalben** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 8:35 am

Not part particularly interesting, but here are some ideas.

You can kill me but you can't write sh-t.

You can kill me but you can't stop my master plan for humanity. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You can kill me but you can't stop me from being mom and dad's favorite child.

You can kill me but you can't make me enjoy it.

You can kill me but you can't change that I'm your father.

You can kill me but you can't get me to do your homework for you. I'll never give in. Never!

You can kill me but you can't kill all of us?

You can kill me but you can't destroy the FIB.

You can kill me but you can't make me join you.

You can kill me but you can't kill yourself.

You can kill me but you can't get out of my shadow.

You can kill me but you can't make any of us join you.

You can kill me but you can't change destiny.

You can kill me but you can't save your soul.

You can kill me but you can't kill yourself.

You can kill me but you can't reinstate Stu in the club.

You can kill me but you can't make me tell my parents I'm married to Alisin.

You can kill me but you can't make me realize Rumy loves me.

You can kill me but you can't define my principles any more than I can.

You can kill me but you can't bring yourself to do it.

Czhorat · Post by **Czhorat** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:02 am

You can kill me, but you can't...

...stick with your diet.

...finish the crossword puzzle in Saturday's New York Times.

...stop us from debating the Thomas Covenant books.

...get no satisfaction.

...make a decent movie out of a Philip K Dick novel.

...make me switch to Windows XP.

...tug on Superman's cape.

...explain the Dune movie to anyone who hasn't read the book.

[ This Message was edited by: Czhorat on 2002-04-04 09:42 ]

My name is Kenny · Post by **My name is Kenny** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:21 am

You can kill me, but you can't beat the low low prices on stereo equipment at Martin's Electronics Emporium!

You can kill me, but you can't kill me. It's a paradox.

You can kill me, but you can't dump pollutants into the river without serious repercussions from the EPA.

Manticoraus · Post by **Manticoraus** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:26 pm

You can kill me but you can't
. . .be at peace the lord shall be my vengeance

. . .can't defeat me I shall rise again

. . .win, others will stop you.

. . .rest, legions shall carry in my name

. . .get cocky. I'll be reborn as Alisin's immaculately conceived child and then jump her and Meighan in a coma for twenty years before I wage a crusade againsts all errant fandoms until Asilin takes my powers whacks Meighan and they end up at the sight home of the Xenochitlets and lots of weird stuff happens and then we have a crappy final seasion where they can finally come out cause we're cancelled anyways. And Meighan gets to destroy a universe

. . .beat Goku he's stronger than you and your ship and faster too no one can beat gokue no one no one.

. . .explain to me the cointerrelational symbolism of Mage the Ascension awakenings with Barton Fink, the End of Evagelion, and The Minotaur.

. . .be ellected Miss Billberg 2002 Will won ha

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .dang can't get cool lasts words

. . .get Tim showery lemon fresh.

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Amorph · Post by **Amorph** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:36 pm

You can kill me, but you can't...

... get any.

... make me finish a sentence.

... prevent me from using all the ellipses I want.

... kill me, and still slice a tomato.

... provide Gratuitous Panty Shots.

... keep me from sounding like God's gift to the Eagle Scouts.

... dress for s--t.

... do it without getting distracted.

... keep me from coming back as a vampire.

LordNicodareus · Post by **LordNicodareus** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:40 pm

You can kill me, but you can't
...Kill rock andor roll!
...kill Keith Richards..he's already dead...he died in the 70's....
...my kick ass buzz...w00t!
...Mr. Bill...
...fight city hall.
...with the safety on! dumbass!
...dodge this (It's Rumy who finishes it, and shes holding a gun to the generals head.)
...rub your belly and pat your head at the same time!
....................ha! you thought I was gonna say something memorable, huh! sucker
...say, Is that your head? or is a possum stuck in your collar? (Calvin rocks!)

[ This Message was edited by: LordNicodareus on 2002-04-04 13:41 ]

Czhorat · Post by **Czhorat** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:50 pm

Oh, I almost forgot::

...step on my blue-suede shoes!

SteveB · Post by **SteveB** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 2:18 pm

On 2002-04-04 09:02, Czhorat wrote:
You can kill me, but you can't...

...make a decent movie out of a Philip K Dick novel.

Hey, I liked Blade Runner.

Oh, you meant "out of" as in faithful to???

That's very different.

Never mind.

Steve Bolhafner
(with apologies to the late, great Gilda Radner)

SteveB · Post by **SteveB** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 2:54 pm

HANDLE THE TRUTH!

YOU HEAR ME?
YOU
CAN'T
HANDLE
THE TRUTH!

Steve Bolhafner
(Channeling Jack Nicholson)

Wish · Post by **Wish** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 6:52 pm

Another set of lame-o alternative endings.
You can kill me but you can't...

...mess with Texas.
...squeeze blood from a stone.
...keep me from getting to you, babe.
...keep your eyes open while you sneeze.

-Wish
What knew that all evil really wanted was a date?

Moe · Post by **Moe** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 7:45 pm

...make me stronger.

Zippthorn · Post by **Zippthorn** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 8:02 pm

. . . guess my weight!

. . . do the hustle!

. . . kill me with your tongue!

. . . get by on looks alone!

. . . lose ten pounds in one week and keep it off!

. . . keep the big boy down!

. . . explain Survivor's popularity!

Zippthorn

FlyingFish · Post by **FlyingFish** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 1:19 am

...ever have a good hair day!
...make Garfield funny again! *sob*
...touch your tongue to your elbow!
...explain what the hell Lucas was thinking when he created Jar Jar!
...come up with a good idea for a "complete the sentence" contest!
...win Ben Stein's money!

Shatteredtower · Post by **Shatteredtower** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 1:48 am

... write "There are three twos in the English lan-" I mean, "There are three toos... three tos..." See what I mean?

Maccabee · Post by **Maccabee** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 10:27 am

There are three /tu/s in the English language.

Yay phonetic spelling!

Maccabee

Shatteredtower · Post by **Shatteredtower** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 7:06 pm

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Lowland Drifter · Post by **Lowland Drifter** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 1:43 am

...predict the next plot twist.