Guido the Obnoxious Rubber Talking Dog

Deus · Post by **Deus** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 2:41 am

Everyone knows this is "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" version. Seems like RHJunior doesn't like that fellow.

StrangeWulf13 · Post by **StrangeWulf13** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 3:23 am

I've heard RH at least once point out this guy's jerky attitude before. Triumph did make fun of Star Wars fans once waiting in line at about 3 AM or so for Episode I or II to come out (dunno which; knowing him, he was more than likely at both). Ralph quickly pointed out that Triumph was pretty pathetic in comparison... a guy paid to stick his hand up this rubber puppet's butt, go out with a camera crew, and proceed to crack dirty jokes and insult people. Then they broadcast it on TV.

The fans are most likely people who work 9 to 5 (or however long) to support themselves as well as their devotion to Star Wars. Plus, it's probably a small minority that actually dress up and look and act like freaks. They've got 'em in every fandom, and some can be worse than others (furry needs to have a flea dip), but for the most part the members rarely go to that extreme. Which is why they pay actors to go in there and act so weird. They want their freaks to display, so they'll get them anyway they can, even if they have to make them up.

I, for one, cannot wait to see RH's comic version of Triumph get what he deserves... >=) And Ralph told me exactly what's gonna happen.

^_~ Too bad I don't feel like sharing! =P Nyah!

Sniper 3 · Post by **Sniper 3** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 7:52 am

Ohhhh boy. This I've got to see. =3 :muahahahahahaa:

That puppet is getting on mah nerves already.

The LadyCrow · Post by **The LadyCrow** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 10:27 am

urge... to....kill......rising.....

UncleMonty · Post by **UncleMonty** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 12:14 pm

Well, I dunno.. Just rephrasing what was already said here might be a good thing for War Horse to do... Sort of "This is a strategy game I play for fun in my free time, because unlike you I don't get paid to do useless and foolish things".

The JAM · Post by **The JAM** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 4:19 pm

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

In the immortal words of Ben "The Thing" Grimm [translated back from Spanish]

ES LA HORA DE PELEAR...

[It's time to fight...]

Earl McClaw · Post by **Earl McClaw** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:58 am

The JAM wrote:In the immortal words of Ben "The Thing" Grimm [translated back from Spanish]
ES LA HORA DE PELEAR...
[It's time to fight...]

Well that's interesting. In English it's always
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Maxgoof · Post by **Maxgoof** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:21 am

Frankly, I can outdo Triumph with my own puppet, Ozark, any day of the week.

Ozark is cuter, he's not as ascerbic, and he will never insult without the permission of the recipient, usually another puppet.

Msd22000 · Post by **Msd22000** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:23 am

If I have this straight you have a guy that sticks his hand in a puppet and never shows his face. He then proceeds to insult and mock people for being nerds and fanboys.

Thats not the pot calling the kettle black, thats the ashpile calling the kettle black.

Sun tzu · Post by **Sun tzu** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:41 am

Earl McClaw wrote:
The JAM wrote:In the immortal words of Ben "The Thing" Grimm [translated back from Spanish]
ES LA HORA DE PELEAR...
[It's time to fight...]
Well that's interesting. In English it's always
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

In French it's "Ca va chauffer!" ("It's gonna heat up!").

Earl McClaw · Post by **Earl McClaw** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:12 am

Deus wrote:"Triumph the Insult Comic Dog"

A.K.A. "A geek who made good."

If I thought it would drive him away I'd say be real chummy with "him" and make a big deal of making "him" an honorary member. Taint every attempt "he" makes at insulting others with a reminder that "he" is one, too.

The JAM · Post by **The JAM** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:19 am

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

Nice move!!

I would have thrown him out, though, lol...

Deus · Post by **Deus** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:13 pm

I guess I'd been the only one to play along.

Sherman Comics · Post by **Sherman Comics** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 1:45 am

msd22000 wrote:If I have this straight you have a guy that sticks his hand in a puppet and never shows his face. He then proceeds to insult and mock people for being nerds and fanboys. Thats not the pot calling the kettle black, thats the ashpile calling the kettle black.

Earl McClaw wrote:
Deus wrote:Deus wrote:
"Triumph the Insult Comic Dog"
A.K.A. "A geek who made good."

If I thought it would drive him away I'd say be real chummy with "him" and make a big deal of making "him" an honorary member. Taint every attempt "he" makes at insulting others with a reminder that "he" is one, too.

Here's a pic of the man with his hand in the puppet.

Deus wrote:Deus wrote:
I guess I'd been the only one to play along.

I would too. I'm a Star Wars Geek and I find that segment very funny.

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