Where do YOU think Lily is?
- The JAM
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Where do YOU think Lily is?
[...unWARP!!!]
Good evening.
I still say she's still on the couch...
Until next time, remember:
I AM THE J.A.M.
Good evening.
[WARP!!!]
Good evening.
I still say she's still on the couch...
Until next time, remember:
I AM THE J.A.M.
Good evening.
[WARP!!!]
- UncleMonty
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Still on the couch - AND in the Schlock universe!
Ben and Lily's minds are wandering, but their bodies are still snoring peacefully on the couch.
In other words - it's all a dream.
Hey1 It could happen!!!

In other words - it's all a dream.
Hey1 It could happen!!!

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And if you think Lily's terrible with her claws, just wait until she turns on them with that devastating wit of hers.David Adrian wrote:Presumably, fileting snakes...

"Do Impure thoughts count?" "No, only acts of will."
"What about acts of ineptitude?" "A grey area, and don't tell me you haven't lived in that twilight before."
"Most of my life... Not that I haven't leaped up into the blinding light of competence now and then. It's sustaining the altitude that defeats me."
- Lois McMaster Bujold
"What about acts of ineptitude?" "A grey area, and don't tell me you haven't lived in that twilight before."
"Most of my life... Not that I haven't leaped up into the blinding light of competence now and then. It's sustaining the altitude that defeats me."
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The power of persuasion...
I suddenly envisioned a cell containing a ticked-off Lily Feldspar. A snake peering in through the reinforced viewing port beholds a terrible scene: Lily leaning against the wall in a comfortable and confident pose, a few inches of lawyer-clone hanging from her mouth like a cigar, while she does a plausable rendition of W.C. Fields voice saying "Ah yesss.. Tastes JUST like chicken!"
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She's got them rattled . . .
And for exercise? Jump rope!
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence. 
