Funniest Campaign Ad Ever!!!
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Spacewolfomega
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Funniest Campaign Ad Ever!!!
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Squeaky Bunny
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Re: Funniest Campaign Ad Ever!!!
Drudge strikes again!
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Outstanding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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Attendant: Can I get you something?
Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant: Ohhhh, good.
Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman: Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman: Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant: Ohhhh, good.
Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman: Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman: Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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Spacewolfomega
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hehehe Zucker's got a wicked sense of humor 
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ChronicMisadventures
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I like this one from a local news radio host (Bob Frantz) this morning who's 'gotten sick of political ads that don't tell you what the Issue actually is'...
Setup: Issue in question is Issue 18. Which is basically to put another tax on cigarettes, this time to fund "the arts" since corporate donations to museums and whatnot here have been on the decrease. The pro-Issue 18 camp has been running tv ads like "Issue 18 will help this little girl someday learn to play the flute, Issue 18 will make sure this child can see the ballet, Issue 18 is good for children..." without saying what it is or how it's to be funded.
Radio host's version: "This ad paid for by Ohio Citizens For Issue 18. Issue 18 will help protect the environment. Issue 18 will improve our schools. Issue 18 will bring jobs. Issue 18 will end poverty. Issue 18 will return the Democrats to control in Congress. Issue 18 will make us all millionaires. Issue 18 will make that really slow guy in car in front of you either speed up or move over to the right lane so you can pass him. *voice speeds up, like in end-of-commercial disclaimers* Issue 18 will allow the government to cut off the thumbs of all citizens, is supported by al-Qaeda, and will bring back public lynchings *resume normal voice* Vote Issue 18, because it's worth it...?"
About five minutes later, the station was beseiged by calls by people who didn't realize it was a fake commercial and were demanding to know if the Republican party had funded it
Setup: Issue in question is Issue 18. Which is basically to put another tax on cigarettes, this time to fund "the arts" since corporate donations to museums and whatnot here have been on the decrease. The pro-Issue 18 camp has been running tv ads like "Issue 18 will help this little girl someday learn to play the flute, Issue 18 will make sure this child can see the ballet, Issue 18 is good for children..." without saying what it is or how it's to be funded.
Radio host's version: "This ad paid for by Ohio Citizens For Issue 18. Issue 18 will help protect the environment. Issue 18 will improve our schools. Issue 18 will bring jobs. Issue 18 will end poverty. Issue 18 will return the Democrats to control in Congress. Issue 18 will make us all millionaires. Issue 18 will make that really slow guy in car in front of you either speed up or move over to the right lane so you can pass him. *voice speeds up, like in end-of-commercial disclaimers* Issue 18 will allow the government to cut off the thumbs of all citizens, is supported by al-Qaeda, and will bring back public lynchings *resume normal voice* Vote Issue 18, because it's worth it...?"
About five minutes later, the station was beseiged by calls by people who didn't realize it was a fake commercial and were demanding to know if the Republican party had funded it
"They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave." --Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity
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I think this might have been paraphrased in the final cut. I haven't heard 30 seconds of real jive talk without the "N" word used a half a dozen times with various expletives added for effect.SolidusRaccoon wrote:Attendant: Can I get you something?
Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant: Ohhhh, good.
Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman: Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman: Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
At least she wasn't hard on the Beaver.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
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Squeaky Bunny
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I figured you would like this movie. The working title was "Kentucky Fried Airplane"SolidusRaccoon wrote:Attendant: Can I get you something?
Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant: Ohhhh, good.
Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman: Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman: Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
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Spacewolfomega
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Well drop the Kentucky Fried and I think you'll have it...Squeaky Bunny wrote:I figured you would like this movie. The working title was "Kentucky Fried Airplane"SolidusRaccoon wrote:Attendant: Can I get you something?
Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant: Ohhhh, good.
Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman: Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman: Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
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