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[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.


Somehow I should have seen that coming.


But why is she wearing a Carmen Miranda hat?



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She is probably wearing the hat to cover her baldness while at the same time no longer giving in to the stereotype that requires a lady to have long hair (or at least hair period...). I think we are in for an explaination, and I think it will be a good one (to most of OUR way of thinkings) 50/50 chance of Hortense being good with it.
And what is this about Thelma not calling? I guess she got a ride home with someone else?

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DracoDei wrote:And what is this about Thelma not calling? I guess she got a ride home with someone else?
You might want to reread that. 8) Tuck said "I can't believe she didn't call my bluff. <sigh>" I'm sure this is in reference to http://nipandtuck.keenspace.com/d/20050126.html...

Tuck: "Thelma, if you don't settle down and sign up for this contest, I swear that you an' I are gonna break up, right here, right now."

Thelma: "B-But-- Tuck-- you wouldn't!"

Tuck: "Try me."
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Go, Hortense, go! :D

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Ralph:
How about letting us donate retroactively so we can get more episodes closer together when they get as good as this one? :D
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Lou Leghorn wrote:You might want to reread that. 8) Tuck said "I can't believe she didn't call my bluff. <sigh>"
My mistake.

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Leaping lizards!!!
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Squeaky Bunny wrote:Leaping lizards!!!
How droll, 'Annie'. :roll:
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labrusca wrote:Ralph:
How about letting us donate retroactively so we can get more episodes closer together when they get as good as this one? :D
Nope, We Questorians paid the big bucks and we get the updates. You want more NaT pony up the cash and outbid us.
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Agreed. A bear, two foxes, and a coon. Only you can decide which becomes the Chosen One.

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Bah they don't stand a chance, the Questorians own Ralph. He is our s now. He will draw and write exclusively for us.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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SolidusRaccoon wrote:Bah they don't stand a chance, the Questorians own Ralph. He is our s now. He will draw and write exclusively for us.
I would hazard a guess that given a list of all the things you might have said to turn Ralph away from creating new TOTQ comics, that statement would be no farther than fourth from the top.
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It's called "Capitalism".
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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PH33R THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAH, BIZNATCH!!

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StrangeWulf13 wrote:PH33R THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAH, BIZNATCH!!

:D

Indeed, and my almighty dollars are all for Questorians. And unless the Hollowites or the Naterscan out bid us, the year 2005 will be the year of the raccoon. Come on give us some competition, if you want yopur updates all you gotta do is give more then us. No matter who wins we will know that we are helping to support the works of one of the greatest online comic dudes ever.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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Solidus: Point taken. The TOTQ folk have their RPG group to boost fundraising. Well and good. I have never done rpg and wouldn't know how, or have time, so the rest of us RHJr fans need a group of our own to help support the other two strips to balance it all out. And most definitely to boost RH's income in the process.

So how about it N&T and GH fans? Can we band together to be sure WE get equal representation here? And Ralph gets more money? Try the forum's PM, since I don't know any other way we can contact each other.
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Well, then why don't the other 2 groups form an alliance? You can pool your funds and alternate every other month. One month you all donate to GH and the next you donate to NaT. That way you might be able to give us a run for our money. :D You are dividing your votes right now, they only way to beat us is to join forces and go at it full blast. We Questorians love a challange.
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SolidusRaccoon wrote:It's called "Capitalism".
Ah, sorry... I tripped over the now-popular misuse of the term "owned". People talk about "owning" other people as though slavery wasn't one of the greatest evils on Earth. Silly me to take the word at face value.

You can't own people here in the Land of the Free, but you can rent their services for a mutually agreed-upon rate.

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Well we have an exlusive deal with him. We paid the greatest amount, and we have favored status when it comes to his services.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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What was the score last time around? What kind of numbers are we talking about here?

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