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Deckard Canine wrote:
BoKiana wrote:
Spacewolfomega wrote:"If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts...
Keep telling yourself 'It's just a show,
I should really just relax!'"
I miss that show soooooo much *weeps openly*
Which show? I feel left out.
Watch an episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oONMPeqJFYA

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That was such a funny show. I remember the Puma man episode, that was the best one ive seen. Theres a pretty good montage of it Here

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I bet no one here knows what the word Taser stands for

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Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle
"I hate turtlenecks. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. Like, if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down."

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Canis_lupus wrote:Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle
And for those who don't believe him, read the first paragraph under this linked bookmark.
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Wow! I just thought it was a clever play on the word "laser", which I suppose it is, but an acronym at the same time. I even own a Tom Swift book, but I haven't read it... one of those things I picked up for $1 at a book sale. :)

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RHJunior wrote:...a junior genius kid...
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGHHHH!!!! D:

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Spacewolfomega wrote:I even own a Tom Swift book, but I haven't read it... one of those things I picked up for $1 at a book sale. :)
If/when you read it, take note of how Tom speaks. Apparently he never just "says" anything. In fact, there's a type of wordplay called a "Swifty", such as:

"I see," said the blind man as he picked up the hammer and saw.
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Tuyu wrote:
RHJunior wrote:...a junior genius kid...
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGHHHH!!!! D:
False alarm! False alarm! For Heaven's sake, disarm the Wesley Crusher anti-personnel system!

:lol:

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Wanderwolf wrote:
Tuyu wrote:
RHJunior wrote:...a junior genius kid...
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGHHHH!!!! D:
False alarm! False alarm! For Heaven's sake, disarm the Wesley Crusher anti-personnel system!

:lol:

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I've never seen an episode of Star Trek with him in it, and even I dislike him on the force of his reputation...
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Wanderwolf wrote:
Tuyu wrote:AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGHHHH!!!! D:
False alarm! False alarm! For Heaven's sake, disarm the Wesley Crusher anti-personnel system!
Yeah, that surely ain't Wesley. Wesley would'a known ta double-clutch before goin' ta warp. :D

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Earl McClaw wrote:
Spacewolfomega wrote:I even own a Tom Swift book, but I haven't read it... one of those things I picked up for $1 at a book sale. :)
If/when you read it, take note of how Tom speaks. Apparently he never just "says" anything. In fact, there's a type of wordplay called a "Swifty", such as:

"I see," said the blind man as he picked up the hammer and saw.
Er, no. A Swifty is such as this:

"I'm no thief", he said roguishly.

"I wield a mace", he said bluntly.

"Put away that knife!", he said sharply.

"Turn down the furnace", he said heatedly.

"The devil you say", he said fiendishly.

"I love hot dogs", he said with relish.

What you gave is a Wellerism, of which Tom Swifties are a separate type. They're named for the pseudonymous Victor Appleton's (real name Edward L. Stratemeyer) genius boy inventor hero, and the author's annoying tendency to add a qualifying adjective to every single line of dialogue. (Wellerisms are named for Sam Weller, a character in Dickens' Pickwick Papers that produced such punning lines as, "Out with it, as the father said to the child when he swallowed a farden."

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Wanderwolf wrote:... the author's annoying tendency to add a qualifying adjective to every single line of dialogue.
THANK YOU! I knew I was struggling with that. And Wikipedia was absolutely no help.
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Earl McClaw wrote:
Wanderwolf wrote:... the author's annoying tendency to add a qualifying adjective to every single line of dialogue.
THANK YOU! I knew I was struggling with that. And Wikipedia was absolutely no help.
Glad to be of service.:) I wouldn't have had it so easy, but I always remember the full name of the expression: A Tom Swifty. (No relation to a Shirley Temple.)

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