Chairwoman Biyotch

Mikhail Dragoslav · Post by **Mikhail Dragoslav** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:33 am

These really are compelling characters and story. I can't wait to see what he does with mine! This is such a cool project, I'm glad I signed up!

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:11 am

They are all going to come and have a large basket-weaving competition and then a rowdy hoe-down! Then, if the mood strikes them, they shall run BACKWARDS! After that, they shall dye thier skin green and sing "I'm a little teapot!" while hopping on one leg!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(forgive me, I am slighty mentally erratic right now. Too tired.)

Kerry Skydancer · Post by **Kerry Skydancer** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:42 pm

I know what you mean, Bo. RH closed the auditions two days before I got my first decent check after a summer of crappy employment.

Ah, well. There'll be other movies.

Nikas_Zekeval · Post by **Nikas_Zekeval** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:19 am

csadn wrote:
LoneWolf23k wrote:Well, at least we know who the real villain of the piece is. Of course she'd be the administrator so totally removed from the common folk she thinks she's God...
"Handservants"? In a "Republic"? *BIG* honkin' Red Flag there....

I wonder if the Chairwoman's last name is Stanton.

Liea was a Princess of Alderaan and in the Senate. Bet she had some handmaids (pre-Rebel officer days). A Republic does not mean a elegatarian society. Rome was a Republic, but you had to basically buy a seat in the Senate, if you weren't a well heeled landed man you couldn't get in.

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:07 am

Nikas_Zekeval wrote:Liea was a Princess of Alderaan and in the Senate. Bet she had some handmaids (pre-Rebel officer days). A Republic does not mean a elegatarian society. Rome was a Republic, but you had to basically buy a seat in the Senate, if you weren't a well heeled landed man you couldn't get in.

Not to mention that you weren't conspired worth spit if you did not have a few slaves running around.

Calbeck · Post by **Calbeck** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:29 am

Is it just me, or is there more than a bit of "Gone to Texas" cropping up here?

Calbeck · Post by **Calbeck** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:40 am

Zorro wrote:General Officers HAVE been know to ignore orders from time to time.

Rommel ignoring the execution orders for POWs in North Africa for one.

Which appears to have been one major reason he later became involved in the "telephone plot" to overthrow the Nazi government in '44. Ironically, if one of our Allied pilots hadn't wounded him during the D-Day invasion, it might have succeeded despite Hitler not actually having been killed.

Deckard Canine · Post by **Deckard Canine** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:09 am

Gack. I just noticed that the Chairwoman's forelimbs are not wings but webbed feet. That...is...weird....

NydaLynn · Post by **NydaLynn** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:49 am

Nikas_Zekeval wrote:
csadn wrote:
LoneWolf23k wrote:Well, at least we know who the real villain of the piece is. Of course she'd be the administrator so totally removed from the common folk she thinks she's God...
"Handservants"? In a "Republic"? *BIG* honkin' Red Flag there....

I wonder if the Chairwoman's last name is Stanton.
Liea was a Princess of Alderaan and in the Senate. Bet she had some handmaids (pre-Rebel officer days). A Republic does not mean a elegatarian society. Rome was a Republic, but you had to basically buy a seat in the Senate, if you weren't a well heeled landed man you couldn't get in.

Damn. Even in a cameo sweet Atesha ends up a servant to the evil ruler.

Wonder if these cameos will go further? Maybe band together to kick injustice in the rear? Can't wait to see where it all goes. I really like the movie idea. ^.^

NydaLynn · Post by **NydaLynn** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:51 am

Madmoonie wrote:
Nikas_Zekeval wrote:Liea was a Princess of Alderaan and in the Senate. Bet she had some handmaids (pre-Rebel officer days). A Republic does not mean a elegatarian society. Rome was a Republic, but you had to basically buy a seat in the Senate, if you weren't a well heeled landed man you couldn't get in.
Not to mention that you weren't conspired worth spit if you did not have a few slaves running around.

*nodnod* slaves/servants = wealth for them

Csadn · Post by **Csadn** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:54 pm

[quote="Nikas_Zekeval"]
Liea was a Princess of Alderaan and in the Senate. Bet she had some handmaids (pre-Rebel officer days). A Republic does not mean a elegatarian society. Rome was a Republic, but you had to basically buy a seat in the Senate, if you weren't a well heeled landed man you couldn't get in.[/quote]

We all saw what happened to the Republic, didn't we? :)

Not to mention how long Rome's "Republic" status lasted.

LoneWolf23k · Post by **LoneWolf23k** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:34 pm

csadn wrote:Not to mention how long Rome's "Republic" status lasted.

Rome stopped being a republic much the same way the Galactic Republic did.. During a crisis, someone was granted supreme power, and the first thing he did with it was make sure he'd stay in power...

Wallaroo_Blacke · Post by **Wallaroo_Blacke** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:12 pm

LoneWolf23k wrote:Rome stopped being a republic much the same way the Galactic Republic did.. During a crisis, someone was granted supreme power, and the first thing he did with it was make sure he'd stay in power...

...And places everyone under his/her iron-fisted rule.

I wager that the handservant has a few folks at her home planet.
If news of her family getting hurt by the dictatorial swan reached her ears,
most likely, that handmaid will get so steamed that swan may as
well be on served on a platter with cornbread dressing and gravy.

*whets the carving knife*

Wallaroo_Blacke · Post by **Wallaroo_Blacke** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:20 pm

jwrebholz wrote:WHY YOU--ARGH!--IF I EVER--WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL--JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT I GOT IN STORE--YOU &*(^@$^*^(%$#!!!

Yeah, I feel the same way about that horrid swan.

Should we friccasse or charbroil her?

Earl McClaw · Post by **Earl McClaw** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:32 pm

Wallaroo_Blacke wrote:Should we friccasse or charbroil her?

Oh, I'm sure we can come up with a good, creative recipe for swan. (If nothing else, she'd make a fair ingredient in chili. She already gives people intestinal discomfort.

)

Historically, it was possible to have a "healthy" master/servant relationship. Or haven't you ever heard of the "loyal family retainer"? (The Chairswan isn't one of them, of course. I suspect the only reason she has servants at all is because she forces them to be there.)

Wallaroo_Blacke · Post by **Wallaroo_Blacke** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:10 pm

All the more for the slaves to rebel and revolt.

Chairlady Swan = Marie Antionette

Deckard Canine · Post by **Deckard Canine** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:35 am

Marie Answanette? (Somebody had to say it, right?)

Earl McClaw · Post by **Earl McClaw** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:30 pm

Wallaroo_Blacke wrote:Chairlady Swan = Marie Antionette

Marie has the possible excuse of ignorance. (As would anyone isolated from the real world. And note I said "possible".)

M'lady Swan may not understand the suffering she induces in "common people", but she can't be ignorant of it's existance. She knows they revolted, she knows they're being forced to do what they don't want, she knows she's taking things away from people. She just thinks this is what they deserve for not letting her have her way.

In other words, she deserves almost anything coming to her. (Although I hope she doesn't die. Unless she can be reincarnated, she needs a hard lesson in the effects of her orders.)

Kerry Skydancer · Post by **Kerry Skydancer** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:35 pm

I'm thinking that her Ultimate Battleship gets trashed by a fleet of freighters supposedly under slave-control suddenly deciding to kamikaze on it, and a few select haulers high-tailing it under cover of the confusion.

Wagers?

The JAM · Post by **The JAM** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:38 pm

I'll see that wager, and add to it that only Nip's ship manages to escape.

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