The CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!

Cannonshop · Post by **Cannonshop** » Mon Jun 04, 2001 6:02 am

Kaichi can't post, but Max, and, Genjiro can... you know what this means? we have to rely on Gen-Chan to keep Kai's secrets!!!

Genjiro · Post by **Genjiro** » Mon Jun 04, 2001 9:32 am

Eh?!? Kaichi has secrets?!? I thought he blabbed everything to whoever would listen. <img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/wink.gif">And by the way, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! Kai can't post!! Kai can't post!!!!! And I can!!!!!!!<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/ ... Genjiro,
ruler of the forum!!!

ZOMBIE USER 866 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 866** » Mon Jun 04, 2001 9:36 am

Yes, Gen chan, I have secrets. I have secrets of my own, as well as the secrets of your very universe!!! Bow down to me, you lowly, annoying fictional-type person!!!(~-^)Oh yeah, and I guess you've noticed: I can post, again!!! Gav san fixed it for me. So may I echo your BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA right back atcha, dimwit!!!Kaichi

Max · Post by **Max** » Mon Jun 04, 2001 9:38 am

Chikusho!!! He's back. And I thought we were gonna have us a party.Hey, Genjiro...think we can boot him back out, again?!? Or wait!!! Christine!! You're a computer type, aren't you?!? I'll bet you could banish Kai from here for a while, huh? Get rid of him, and I'll bring the beer! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">------------------
MaxFighter pilots do it better.

Genjiro · Post by **Genjiro** » Mon Jun 04, 2001 9:44 am

Sheesh, Max, can't you think of anything better to bring than beer?!? I don't drink alcohol. You want me to take out Kaichi, but leave me out of the fun at the same time. That's not fair.I want some caraben soda, please. And some lemon cookies. That would be nice.<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/ ... Genjiro

Genjiro · Post by **Genjiro** » Mon Jun 04, 2001 9:50 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Kaichi:
Yes, Gen chan, I have secrets. I have secrets of my own, as well as the secrets of your very universe!!! Bow down to me, you lowly, annoying fictional-type person!!!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Riiiiiiiiiight. I will bow down to you. I think not. And for your information, I am not a fictional person!!! You know I am not, so stop saying that!! You're just trying to make me feel inferior, and it won't work.<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/razz.gif"> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>

(~-^)Oh yeah, and I guess you've noticed: I can post, again!!! Gav san fixed it for me. So may I echo your BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA right back atcha, dimwit!!!Kaichi<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Keep your stupid comments to yourself, Kaichi. But now I must find this Gav person and um...reward him for letting you back in to my forum.Hmph!! <img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/ ... Genjiro

Sgt. C. Kurtz · Post by **Sgt. C. Kurtz** » Tue Jun 05, 2001 4:57 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Max:
Chikusho!!! He's back. And I thought we were gonna have us a party.Hey, Genjiro...think we can boot him back out, again?!? Or wait!!! Christine!! You're a computer type, aren't you?!? I'll bet you could banish Kai from here for a while, huh? Get rid of him, and I'll bring the beer! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gi ... E>Sorry, Masa-San, Christine's on vacation (go figure, she has a nervous breakdown, she gets time off, I get dropped out of a Tilt-Jet into a river, and I get extra duties...), I found your Wallet, (hands it over), I think the Academy Picture's pretty good, you were cute when you were 18! (finishes folding Genjiro's Dress whites) Okay... (checks planner) For dinner...
Barbecue sound good to you, Sirs? I can get some of Juana's Best, It ain't beer, but it's stiff, (Kind of a Bourbon/Tequila flavor, from what I've been told) for the Major, and, fresh Lemonade for the Leutenant?
(when I get back, DAN, Your ass is DEAD....)

Max · Post by **Max** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 3:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Sgt. C. Kurtz:
 Sorry, Masa-San, Christine's on vacation (go figure, she has a nervous breakdown, she gets time off, I get dropped out of a Tilt-Jet into a river, and I get extra duties...), I found your Wallet, (hands it over), I think the Academy Picture's pretty good, you were cute when you were 18! (finishes folding Genjiro's Dress whites) Okay... (checks planner) For dinner...
Barbecue sound good to you, Sirs? I can get some of Juana's Best, It ain't beer, but it's stiff, (Kind of a Bourbon/Tequila flavor, from what I've been told) for the Major, and, fresh Lemonade for the Leutenant?
(when I get back, DAN, Your ass is DEAD....)
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Sounds great to me!! And thanks for giving me the wallet back (oh yeah, and thanks for the compliment, even though I think I'm better looking now than I was at 18!!). Lookin' forward to the booze, too!!By the way, Sergeant Kurtz, you probably don't get time off because your superiors think you're too efficient. Mess up a few times, and they'll send your butt on R&R quicker than you can spit, just to get rid of you. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">------------------
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Genjiro · Post by **Genjiro** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 3:17 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Sgt. C. Kurtz:
 Sorry, Masa-San, Christine's on vacation (go figure, she has a nervous breakdown, she gets time off, I get dropped out of a Tilt-Jet into a river, and I get extra duties...), I found your Wallet, (hands it over), I think the Academy Picture's pretty good, you were cute when you were 18! (finishes folding Genjiro's Dress whites) Okay... (checks planner) For dinner...
Barbecue sound good to you, Sirs? I can get some of Juana's Best, It ain't beer, but it's stiff, (Kind of a Bourbon/Tequila flavor, from what I've been told) for the Major, and, fresh Lemonade for the Leutenant?
(when I get back, DAN, Your ass is DEAD....)
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Ooh! Lemonade!! But you know, you guys really shouldn't drink that alcohol. It's bad for you. Really really really bad.I think Carolyne is nice, taking care of my uniform like that, and then arranging dinner for us. We should keep her. <img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/ ... ">Maybe she'll even pet me, eventually. One of these days, I'm even gonna get Lee Lee chan to pet me.***snicker, snicker***Speaking of pets, I think I could use some about now. I'm feeling lonesome, again. Somebody? Anybody?!?<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/ ... Genjiro

Sgt. C. Kurtz · Post by **Sgt. C. Kurtz** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 5:57 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Genjiro:

Ooh! Lemonade!! But you know, you guys really shouldn't drink that alcohol. It's bad for you. Really really really bad.I think Carolyne is nice, taking care of my uniform like that, and then arranging dinner for us. We should keep her. <IMG SRC="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/wink.gif"> Maybe she'll even pet me, eventually. One of these days, I'm even gonna get Lee Lee chan to pet me.***snicker, snicker***Speaking of pets, I think I could use some about now. I'm feeling lonesome, again. Somebody? Anybody?!? <IMG SRC="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/sad.gif"> Genjiro<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>(orders several lower enlisted about, until a proper barbecue pit is in place,) Uhm, I'm flattered, Sir, but my own unit might have some problems with that idea, you being on the wrong side of the Galaxy and all.. (Continues with instructions, until a half-a steer is suspended over the coals, then, supervises assembly of a bar.) ...still, it would be fun, say, your vessel's name is "Akagi", is it not? a name with an interesting past, do you know it? (begins brushing Genjiro's hair) You really should try and keep your hair tied, sir, it's tangled.

Sgt. C. Kurtz · Post by **Sgt. C. Kurtz** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 6:03 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Max:

Sounds great to me!! And thanks for giving me the wallet back (oh yeah, and thanks for the compliment, even though I think I'm better looking now than I was at 18!!). Lookin' forward to the booze, too!!By the way, Sergeant Kurtz, you probably don't get time off because your superiors think you're too efficient. Mess up a few times, and they'll send your butt on R&R quicker than you can spit, just to get rid of you. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gi ... BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, Max, there's this iddy-bitty little problem with trying that- in MY line of work, "messing up a little" tends to have fatal consequences (It's NEVER a good idea to get caught tapping "Official" communique's, much less decoding and relaying them, and being caught out with a Scoped Rifle in Town, overlooking certain districts is a definite No-Go, Dig?) I got lucky last time I messed up, and there was a fairly deep river under me, but... that was luck, which was good, otherwise, I'd have been smeared all over the countryside, (Note to anyone contemplating Skydiving- It works better with a Paraglider!)

Avatar Zero · Post by **Avatar Zero** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 6:07 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Sgt. C. Kurtz:
I got lucky last time I messed up, and there was a fairly deep river under me, but... that was luck, which was good, otherwise, I'd have been smeared all over the countryside, (Note to anyone contemplating Skydiving- It works better with a Paraglider!)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Luck had nothing to do with that one, kid. Once Dan finally lets you off this little vacation and puts you back into the action where you're supposed to be, yer gonna have to start taking a REAL hard look at EVERYTHING around you.Everything happens for a reason.------------------
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Genjiro · Post by **Genjiro** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 9:40 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Sgt. C. Kurtz:
 (orders several lower enlisted about, until a proper barbecue pit is in place,) Uhm, I'm flattered, Sir, but my own unit might have some problems with that idea, you being on the wrong side of the Galaxy and all.. (Continues with instructions, until a half-a steer is suspended over the coals, then, supervises assembly of a bar.) ...still, it would be fun, say, your vessel's name is "Akagi", is it not? a name with an interesting past, do you know it? (begins brushing Genjiro's hair) You really should try and keep your hair tied, sir, it's tangled.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/shocked.gif"> Eh?!? Wrong side of the galaxy?! Gee...that sounds so...so...tawdry. And I always thought I lived on the right side of the galaxy.<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/wink.gif">And yes, I know about Akagi's namesake. She was a powerful ship, and involved in starting a war. I've seen the docudramas about it, and it all seems, well, rather strange to me. Almost unreal in a way. But then, a lot of things seem unreal to me, sometimes. Unfortunately, our Akagi may do the same, although not wholly intentionally. Sigh... I'm not sure what will happen, now. I doubt Erosia will take any of this lightly, however, their forces are spread pretty thin, right now. If we weren't held back by the treaties, we could easily cripple them, permanently. But, I'm not sure if that would be a good thing. I mean, sure, it would make us look strong and all, but maybe it would also tick off some of our allies who are not quite as strong as we are. I think the Faraians already resent us. That would just be a bad sit all the way around.I don't want to worry about it, though. My hair is getting brushed...***purrrrrrrrrrrr***<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/ ... Genjiro

ZOMBIE USER 866 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 866** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 9:44 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Avatar Zero:
 Luck had nothing to do with that one, kid. Once Dan finally lets you off this little vacation and puts you back into the action where you're supposed to be, yer gonna have to start taking a REAL hard look at EVERYTHING around you.Everything happens for a reason.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hear that, Gen chan?! That's some good advice, and it applies to you, too. Take it to heart!(~-^)Kaichi

Max · Post by **Max** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 9:50 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Genjiro:

<IMG SRC="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/shocked.gif"> Eh?!? Wrong side of the galaxy?! Gee...that sounds so...so...tawdry. And I always thought I lived on the right side of the galaxy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Genjiro, you're such a *censored* snob. Who the *censored* uses a word like "tawdry?!?" I woulda said "slimy." <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
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Max · Post by **Max** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 10:02 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Sgt. C. Kurtz:

Well, Max, there's this iddy-bitty little problem with trying that- in MY line of work, "messing up a little" tends to have fatal consequences (It's NEVER a good idea to get caught tapping "Official" communique's, much less decoding and relaying them, and being caught out with a Scoped Rifle in Town, overlooking certain districts is a definite No-Go, Dig?) I got lucky last time I messed up, and there was a fairly deep river under me, but... that was luck, which was good, otherwise, I'd have been smeared all over the countryside, (Note to anyone contemplating Skydiving- It works better with a Paraglider!)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ah well, never mind then. If I wanted R&R, all I'd have to do is prang up an airplane, once. I'd get a couple of months of worldside duty for that. Which on Exedra means I'd be within walking distance of a beach, unless they posted me to guard duty on the grand interior salt mine. Worldside duty in peacetime is a party, compared to these cruise tours. We couldn't go anywhere, now, if we wanted to. Granted, I'd rather be flying than lying around on some beach, though. I get bored real easy, see? I'd be itching to go back in the deep within two days.On the other hand, look at Kitten, there. Look what he gets for messing up: a couple of months lying around watching the comm and having nurses petting on him all day. And you know *censored* well they're gonna pet the little creep.Just makes me wanna puke. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">------------------
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Genjiro · Post by **Genjiro** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 10:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Max:

Genjiro, you're such a *censored* snob. Who the *censored* uses a word like "tawdry?!?" I woulda said "slimy." <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
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Sigh...of course you would have said "slimy," Max. You are slimy. What else could you possibly say, that isn't an expletive?!?<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/ ... Genjiro
(you're just jealous because I'm more polished than you are)<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/razz.gif">

Sgt. C. Kurtz · Post by **Sgt. C. Kurtz** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 10:16 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Max:

Genjiro, you're such a *censored* snob. Who the *censored* uses a word like "tawdry?!?" I woulda said "slimy." <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
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Max, I didn't mean it that way, it's just very difficult to make a Report Time from your end to mine, besides, I would hate to miss "Memory Day" ceremonies, it's a very important part of who my people are, and to miss one means that I miss out on the once-a-year meeting of the members of Kurtz Ranch, we're the only ones among the Ranches that don't have a physical center-location, it makes it hard to keep track of relatives, and I've missed TWO of those festivals in the last five years (both while I was on assignment to watch the Townies...), Adventure is all well and good, as long as it's someone else's. For us it's another month 'till Memory Day, and, with the Intraspace Portal Dan and Kaichi have set up, I can be here-for a while. Reassignment this far away from home might cause... problems when I got back (the gravity here is so Light, and I have to take a fistful of supplemental minerals due to genetic drift...), So, I can visit, but I can't stay.

Genjiro · Post by **Genjiro** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 10:21 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Max:
 On the other hand, look at Kitten, there. Look what he gets for messing up: a couple of months lying around watching the comm and having nurses petting on him all day. And you know *censored* well they're gonna pet the little creep.Just makes me wanna puke. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gi ... CKQUOTE>
<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/angry.gif"> Max, I'm going to ask you very nicely, this time: Please stop calling me "Kitten." I don't like it. Please notice I'm not constantly calling you "Gorilla," even though I'd be totally justified in doing so. The onus is on you, now. You can choose to be polite, or you can choose to continue to be a prick. I don't really care which you choose, but know that your choice will only reflect on you, and not on me.Furthermore, I think after suffering through all this pain and humiliation, I deserve to be petted. It's petty of you to be jealous of me, and it isn't at all becoming. If you'd truly like to trade places for the next couple of months, I'd gladly do it.<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/ ... Genjiro

Sgt. C. Kurtz · Post by **Sgt. C. Kurtz** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 10:27 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Max:

Ah well, never mind then. If I wanted R&R, all I'd have to do is prang up an airplane, once. I'd get a couple of months of worldside duty for that. Which on Exedra means I'd be within walking distance of a beach, unless they posted me to guard duty on the grand interior salt mine. Worldside duty in peacetime is a party, compared to these cruise tours. We couldn't go anywhere, now, if we wanted to. Granted, I'd rather be flying than lying around on some beach, though. I get bored real easy, see? I'd be itching to go back in the deep within two days.On the other hand, look at Kitten, there. Look what he gets for messing up: a couple of months lying around watching the comm and having nurses petting on him all day. And you know *censored* well they're gonna pet the little creep.Just makes me wanna puke. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gi ... nteresting! I've never been in space, (even the Portal's ground level), hell, other than the training on the Elgin's property, I've never been more than a few hundered meters off the surface, so I can't rightly say that I understand what it would be like for you to be "Grounded", except that it must be hard, or they wouldn't use it as punishment.
Still, I wonder... What was it like, your first time on another world, For you, I mean.
For me, it's been kind of fun, the gravitational gradient's prettly low, and I feel like a "Supergirl" in comparison (as long as I take my vitamins, otherwise I feel like (Censored), achy all over...) to how I normally function.