There's a crazy woman next to me

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Tue Apr 24, 2001 3:58 am

I'm in the school computer lab trying to find Herrick's "Upon Jack and Jill, and epigram" (can't seem to) and there's a woman at the terminal next to me talking to herself and listening to fart sounds on the computer while looking at Keanu Reeves pictures. She has a whoopie cushion and lets it off occasionally, laughing maniacally.It's funny, really, but I'm finding it a bit distracting since I'm actually trying to do schoolwork here.Just one of those moments that needed to be written down and/or shared.------------------
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Falen · Post by **Falen** » Tue Apr 24, 2001 6:23 am

If you didn't live on the other side of the country I would swear that you were sitting next to one of my roomates. <IMG SRC="http://www.kaamchores.org/emoticons/4.gif">

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Tue Apr 24, 2001 9:18 am

And in a bizarre twist of synchronicity, the poem I was searching for has the word "fart" in it.------------------
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Zapjones · Post by **Zapjones** » Wed Apr 25, 2001 8:54 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by PDI:
 there's a woman at the terminal next to me talking to herself and listening to fart sounds on the computer while looking at Keanu Reeves pictures. She has a whoopie cushion and lets it off occasionally, laughing maniacally.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh man, she sounds hot. Was she hot?!Ya gotta appreciate a woman who enjoys hearing a good fart.KOWTFT
~Caleb[This message has been edited by zapjones (edited 04-25-2001).]

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Wed Apr 25, 2001 10:48 am

How ironic. I'm sitting here on my computer listening to fart sounds too. Only they're being emitted by me, not a whoopie cushion.Nachos with chili for supper tonight. Yummy but deadly.Can't say as I'm looking at Keanu Reeves though. The guy's acting is only one step above that guy they got doing the voice of Tuxedo Mask on the non-Dic translated Sailor Moon episodes."Don't... worry... sailor... moon... I... will... help... you... as... soon... as... I... finish... reading... this... sentance... the... one... I... am... reading... right... now..."God damn it all! Where the hell do they dredge up these pitiful voice actors? I think US Manga Corps(e) is breeding them in a big vat somewhere. They've got the worst voice actors going (the guy doing TM on Sailor Moon must be on loan from US Manga Corps(e)). What's the matter? Could they not get homeless people to voice-act for food? They'd certainly do a better job than the "I'm struggling to read and speak at the same time" hacks that they use now.I'd rather be anal raped by Gary Coleman than have to listen to one more crappy dub. I mean, jeeze, it's not like it's hard to find quality starving actors. Hell I know a half dozen myself. I suspect there's a lot of "we hired him because he's my sister's kid" type of crap going on there.
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Rin_desu · Post by **Rin_desu** » Wed Apr 25, 2001 11:13 am

funny. welcome to my world.i love my office.love love love.------------------
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Acheron · Post by **Acheron** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 1:06 am

Awwwwww, but I like Volair being his irrepressible self...Laughter is precious to me, anymore.------------------
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Rin_desu · Post by **Rin_desu** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 3:40 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by allan_ecker:
Qua? My abhorrent sense of humor actually pleases someone? THAT's a relief. Sometimes I worry that I go too far over the top.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>nah... for that, my friend, you need a chumley... =)now if only i could remember where you get them... i know it's over by greenlake, but i can't remember the name of the joint...booger.
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Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 6:25 am

What? The voice acting or the anal rape thing?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 8:22 am

I'm sure he'd do both better than Gary Coleman.------------------
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PDI · Post by **PDI** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 8:39 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by allan_ecker:
What? The voice acting or the anal rape thing?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>... !------------------
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Talbon · Post by **Talbon** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 9:55 am

Both at the same time. He's skilled!------------------
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Raikou · Post by **Raikou** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 10:46 am

Yeesh, I'm going to get flashbacks in 30 years time from that picture of Gary Coleman doing you up the arse you just put in my head... ghastly, you utter utter bastard.
I thought it was my job to put disturbing pictures into people's minds, but boy, this one takes the biscuit...AAAAGH! NOW ALL I CAN SEE IS THAT HORRIBLE LITTLE BOY-MAN FREAK FUCKING THE OLD GUY FROM DIFFERENT STROKES WHILE GHASTLY KNEELS BEHIND THEM, STROKING HIS NIPPLES AS HE WATCHES!!! NooOOooOOoooooOOOOOOooO!*vomits copiously over keyboard fizzle fizzle*

Raikou · Post by **Raikou** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 10:51 am

I can't believe I just wasted my 69th post on something so truelly horrible....post number 69 should be special!!! *Whaa!*

Acheron · Post by **Acheron** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 10:55 am

*laughs* I think I like you, Allan.Post more! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">------------------
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PDI · Post by **PDI** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 11:16 am

In point of fact, I'd be good at that job.Hmmm...I wonder how to write a resume for that sort of gig.------------------
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Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 11:26 am

Qua? My abhorrent sense of humor actually pleases someone? THAT's a relief. Sometimes I worry that I go too far over the top. 
Volair pokes his head through a hole in the forum. "Over the top of what?" 
"None of your beeswax." 
"Oo," says Volair, grinning, "Kinky." 
"Stop that." 
"No." 
"Stop that or I won't draw that UH/Sabrina Online crossover involving you, ZigZag, Sabrina, Thomas and the yogurt factory." 
Volair snaps to attention. "I'll be good!"
That's better. 
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Riffraff · Post by **Riffraff** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 12:29 am

In a week or so, I am going to a college graduation where Bill Cosby will be speaking. And as he is delivering his speech, I will not hear him, but instead see Gary Coleman humping him. Bastard.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 4:43 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by raikou:
Yeesh, I'm going to get flashbacks in 30 years time from that picture of Gary Coleman doing you up the arse you just put in my head... ghastly, you utter utter bastard.
I thought it was my job to put disturbing pictures into people's minds, but boy, this one takes the biscuit...
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Of course this all begs the question. Who would it be creepier to be anal raped by? Gary Coleman (Arnold from Different Strokes) or Emmanuel Lewis (Webster from Webster)?Personally I think it would be creepier to be anal raped by Gary Coleman because he'd be most likely to drone on and on during the anal rape about his imaginary career."Oooh! Aaaah! Take it like a bitch... So I've got a movie coming up.... aaaah! Move your ass you slut!.... I'm shooting a pilot for a new TV series where I'll play a sassy robot... oooh yah baby, that's the stuff!"
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Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 5:36 am

I've got just one word for you: 
IIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!