Dick jokes

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Fri Feb 09, 2001 1:02 am

and "Kerfluffer-nutter"Man, will the comedy never end?------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 761 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 761** » Fri Feb 09, 2001 10:49 am

damn...i came in here to post the same thing! damn you! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

Not damonk · Post by **Not damonk** » Fri Feb 09, 2001 11:14 am

umm... did you want the comedy to end?damonk was telling me how he had been toying with the idea of turning this into a nihilistic angst goth drama.that, or a documentary of tree mold with in depth, minute by minute detailed renderings of its development... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif">------------------
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Scrubbo · Post by **Scrubbo** » Fri Feb 09, 2001 12:09 pm

I gotta disagree here.Damonk don't know DICK about comedy. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">Okay, so that was just a lousy excuese to use a dick joke.DAMONK! WE LOVE YOU! YOU ARE OUR COMEDY KING!------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 761 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 761** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 6:58 am

"dick, you're a hard act to follow..."AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Mon Feb 12, 2001 7:16 am

look at Dick, standing tall....------------------
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Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 5:15 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by not damonk:
damn you, trepal<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>like i havent heard that before"Hey! Get Dick a stiff one!"------------------
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Lostfactor · Post by **Lostfactor** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 7:00 am

Hey, like Damonk said, Dick's good at squeezing himself into tight... um... situations.
-Eliot "Wouldn't he order one on the rocks?" Lefebvre------------------
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Not damonk · Post by **Not damonk** » Tue Feb 13, 2001 9:03 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Matt Trepal:
look at Dick, standing tall....
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>ouch.even *I* wouldn't touch that one with a ten foot poking stick.*runs to damonk's drawing board and changes wednesday's punchline*damn you, trepal

The Evil Beaver · Post by **The Evil Beaver** » Thu Feb 15, 2001 6:48 am

Hey, Dick's on the straight and narrow.
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Lostfactor · Post by **Lostfactor** » Thu Feb 15, 2001 8:46 am

You're right. Dick's had to push very hard, and for a long time he was just going back and forth, back and forth, but it all came out all right in the end.
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The Evil Beaver · Post by **The Evil Beaver** » Thu Feb 15, 2001 11:07 am

Whatever Dick's up to now, it's probably got him excited...------------------
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Lostfactor · Post by **Lostfactor** » Thu Feb 15, 2001 11:17 am

I hear he's moving around a lot, but he's still in a very tight situation. Despite this, he feels very good - the surroundings are nice, warm, and fit him perfectly.
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PDI · Post by **PDI** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 1:41 am

Uhhh.....DIck!
Hahahahhahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!------------------
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Nick Pavlovski · Post by **Nick Pavlovski** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 3:40 am

It was just unfortunate that "cooler, hipper" Dick didn't land on Allison's head a few strips ago,
just so that everyone could say
"Allison's got Dick on the Brain!"
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By the way, I like Damonk's Dick a lot, and Damonk loves playing with his Dick recently, perhaps to obsession....
---------------------------------------------Damonk, the devil made me do it...sorry...
love, Nick

The Evil Beaver · Post by **The Evil Beaver** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 5:48 am

Well, when there's things to be done and holes to fill, Dick always rises to the occasion.
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Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 9:23 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by lostfactor:
 "Wouldn't he order one on the rocks?"
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Absolutely.Dick always has a stiff one, straight up and on the rocks.Nothing but the hard stuff for Dick.------------------
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Not damonk · Post by **Not damonk** » Sun Feb 18, 2001 7:00 am

stop it! you're destroying my poor virgin brain!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif">

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Sun Feb 18, 2001 8:27 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by not damonk:
stop it! you're destroying my poor virgin brain!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif ... OTE>But isn't your brain getting f---ed in school?
(I'm sorry for the strong language, I only use hyphens when I'm REALLY swearing!)------------------
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Lostfactor · Post by **Lostfactor** » Sun Feb 18, 2001 8:34 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by not damonk:
stop it! you're destroying my poor virgin brain!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif ... >You're right, not damonk. I'm sorry. I'll stop posting subtle innuendoes about Richard Nixon. I'll just go back to Erin's room and go back to having hot, passionate, sw ---<center>THIS PORTION OF ELIOT'S POST HAS BEEN CENSORED DUE TO EXCESSIVE GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION

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